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17-12-2005, 12:23
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No BJs
I have had a couple of girls from massage places over to my room, and both times- no BJ. The last one told me that she would , and I got her phone number, we get to my room -and no BJ- then it is 2000 baht, by this time I am sensing bulls..t, and I start to lose interest. I had tried to make a long term deal with her- but then she says she had to go. I gave her 1000 Baht -because I am a good guy-and she said"see you tomorrow". Right, like I am that stupid.
My thinking was that massage places would have girls that are not that much on the con. Maybe I was wrong. I am a bit confused, because if I wanted this routine, then I would have played the game with the ho's back home. Also, what is the best way to make a long term deal? I leave in 3 weeks. All input is appreciated. Thanks. 
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#2
17-12-2005, 12:52
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My experiences in Phuket is that the Thai massage places are actually Thai massage and are totally legit (non sexual). In fact one of the best experiences I had over in Phuket was a 2 hour massage at the massage place on the ground floor of the C&N Hotel, It was better then most of the sex I had had. Unbelievable and only 500tbt.
Saying that a girl called out to me in Pattaya in the afternoon I arrived and asked whether I would like a massage for 200tbt. Will having just arrived 1 hour previously and a little sore from the plane trip I said why not, not thinking it was sexual! She gave me the massage and afterwards the best 69 for only an additional 300tbt!
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17-12-2005, 13:02
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Are you going and picking a girl from a massage place or are you just dialling in.. Dialling in would be a very much luck of the draw and would also depend on who you dial.. Picking a girl from one of the places where they are in mini skirts and waving being flirty would be a 95% chance IMHO..
Also whats all this about long term deal.. You want to get a massage girl exclusively or just get a daily visit or what ?? Am I also right in thinking you paid 1000 baht for a regular massage with no extras ???
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17-12-2005, 18:44
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Sorry, I was not being specific.
I got these girls over to my room for some long time action. The massage just the opener. I want to get a gal to be my TG for 3 weeks. I do not drink, and I do not like the bar scene that much. I guess i just scored some lousy lays. Do most of them give BJs? Any advice is needed. Thanks
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17-12-2005, 18:51
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Where are you getting them.. I wouldnt think massage girls are the places to get LT GF action.. I could be wrong but they do have a job and would be doing it most days.. BG's and FL's have a certain freedom in how they spend thier time..
If you want to generalize then many guys complain that TG's are not as keen on the luvin spoonful as others.. Cant say thats especially been something I have noticed as I recall quite a few girls back home and on travels that were not particularly fond of baby gravy either.. The vast majority will at least give you a starter to warm the engines even if they dont want to catch the pearl jam.. I am just guessing its a combination of where you pick them up and bad luck.. If you dont like the bar scene then what about disco's and nightclubs ?? I hate to say it but thats where you meet the ladies of the night.. In the nightlife..
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17-12-2005, 20:57
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I'm annoyed LIL didn't get a few more in there!
Splooge - Skeet - Load - *** - Jizz (Jazz) - Spray - Spooge - Cream - Man Mustard - Seed - Love Piss - Baby Batter - Hot Fish Yoghurt - Protein Slushie - Love Spit - Sex Wee - Shoelaces (See Peter North!) - Splurge - Spew - Goo Still gets a 9 out of 10 though 555555555555 Pearl Jam, love it 
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17-12-2005, 20:58
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Man Milk... Throat Yoghurt... Lightning Seeds... I am full of em (and it) ..
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17-12-2005, 21:02
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BTW does anyone elses GF shout "Give me vitamin" if about to get a facial, or just mine ??
Superb, and the first times cracked me up so much put me right off my stroke.. Somehow the idea is its good for skin (not sure if its to be taken internally or applied externally) a thought I am doing nothing to dispel !!!
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18-12-2005, 00:20
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I think the best one I heard was from a Yank who explained that he always drew a map of Hawaii on his GF's stomach! Silly old me took a while to get it but got there in the end!
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18-12-2005, 00:51
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speaking of facials:
really funny story from my fiend in LOS. we were hanging out and he picked up a bg, and she was around for like 3 days, but you could tell she was a schemer. she went to "beauty" one day and was gone for like 6 hours. when she got back we were ragging on her and him worse. all night he kept telling her, "im going to rail you tonite", im going to pop one in your face", kind of payback. now we were drinking since 12pm. when they got back home, he was banging the crap out of here, starts telling her "get ready, im going to shoot all over your face, making a big scene out of it. well due to the drinking session, he said he barley managaed to get a dribble past his own hand! hilarious
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18-12-2005, 02:50
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I do one of the Phillipines and Indonesia
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#13
18-12-2005, 05:30
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Massagegirl or other girl, the best way to get longterm is to get them with u on some daytrips or longer so u r together all the time and learn to know each other. Otherwise they just see u as easy money in the evening/night and go home and sleep all day and then meet u in the evening again. Canīt say ot works with all of them but better than just take them to a restaurang or the beach.
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18-12-2005, 06:42
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Went out with a nurse for a few years and always loved giving BJ's when she had a cold, something about *** being mostly protein. Never really believed it but then I did'nt really care either ! LOL.
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18-12-2005, 08:13
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 hey any chick that will suck a **** when she has a cold is a keeper And to then swallow is a A+++ 
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18-12-2005, 19:53
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Many of the massage girls will give you some action at the shop....Hj 300; BJ 500; full sex 1000.....so give them a try out at work first then if you get on well arrange to meet her for some nighttime action.
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19-12-2005, 12:15
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I'm not that keen on BJ action, at last not for too long- tende to send me off to sleep...
 However cute little girl last night didn't 'smoke' me and I somehow missed it as part of the routine...
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20-12-2005, 04:00
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WOW! I can honestly say I've NEVER gone to sleep DURING a BJ - A lot of times after, but never during. I think I like a a good BJ better than just about anything.
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20-12-2005, 05:34
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a couple of times when I was yournger, but boy diid I catch hell. 
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21-12-2005, 07:45
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If a girl I was paying did not smoke the havana she would be out on her ear
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22-12-2005, 20:09
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