Phuket Thailand

Hemlock · #1 21-01-2006, 09:05

Originally from England, I have lived in Hong Kong for over 8 years and travel frequently throughout the Asia Pacific region. I have two dogs and, yes girls, I'm single.

I enjoy travel, photography and wine.

I don't tolerate fools gladly - especially immature twats who post asinine comments on internet forums.

I have been to Thailand many times, and Phuket a few times for holidays. When I come to Phuket, I normally have a 'lotus bungalow' at Club Andaman. It may be a bit more pricey, but its better than paying their shakedown fee for bringing guests back after dark.

stevem · #2 21-01-2006, 09:14

Welcome to the board.

What types of dogs have you got.

Hemlock · #3 21-01-2006, 09:24

Thank you for the welcome!

Both dogs are "heinzes", one a two year old b1tch, the other a four year old dog.

LivinLOS · #4 21-01-2006, 10:37

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Originally Posted by Hemlock

I don't tolerate fools gladly - especially immature twats who post asinine comments on internet forums.

A new member who comes right out and says what he feels

Welcome to the board..

IRISH JONNY · #5 21-01-2006, 15:12

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Originally Posted by Hemlock

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I don't tolerate fools gladly - especially immature twats who post asinine comments on internet forums.
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WELCOME TO THE BOARD MATE.........ZERO TOLLERANCE !!!!! ...........IT SHUD BE FUN WITH U AROUND.55555....IJ

faultytowers · #6 21-01-2006, 15:56

Welcome to the board Hemlock , agree with you about immature twats but have posted a few asinine comments occasionally.

PS thanks for the introduction , it's amazing how many Newbies don't bother , I find you are more likely to get feedback if BMs know a bit about you and can see you are serious about the forum and not just another "idiot".

Hemlock · #7 21-01-2006, 16:08

Brainless, ludicrous posting can be endured and forgiven, especially after the penman has been imbibing of the grape. However, I find juvenile tripe beyond the pale.

IRISH JONNY · #8 21-01-2006, 16:31

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Originally Posted by Hemlock

Brainless, ludicrous posting can be endured and forgiven, especially after the penman has been imbibing of the grape. However, I find juvenile tripe beyond the pale.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM..........DONT EXPECT WE WILL GET MUCH HUMOUR FROM YOU.....55555555.................IJ

pablo · #9 21-01-2006, 17:02

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Originally Posted by Hemlock

Brainless, ludicrous posting can be endured and forgiven, especially after the penman has been imbibing of the grape. However, I find juvenile tripe beyond the pale.

Uhhh.... Mmmmm...Uhhhh...

mistre hemlok, sir,,

You sound like yuv'e been around!

Uhhh,,, I'd like ato go to Honk Komg sometimes to find the bichin "chicks"!

Can you give me some infermataiun on wher to find the babes ovre theyre??

pallbo

P&ASS you sound like a reeley cool doode....

kinda've like titin... You got a leatghal wepan too??/

Welcom to the bored, uh,huh....

Hemlock · #10 21-01-2006, 20:15

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Originally Posted by pablo

Uhhh.... Mmmmm...Uhhhh...

mistre hemlok, sir,,

You sound like yuv'e been around!

Uhhh,,, I'd like ato go to Honk Komg sometimes to find the bichin "chicks"!

Can you give me some infermataiun on wher to find the babes ovre theyre??

pallbo

P&ASS you sound like a reeley cool doode....

kinda've like titin... You got a leatghal wepan too??/

Welcom to the bored, uh,huh....

OK, let's just ignore the slightly cavalier approach to the English Language, since your homeland decided a couple of hundred years ago to go its own way,and, I hope you will agree, that ever since then, standards haven't really improved much, have they?.

Chicks are not hot on the menu round here at the moment since the discovery of H5N1 virus (Bird Flu if, like me, you are not up on virus names). If, however, you are asking after the unfeathered kind then there is plenty to go around; weekends in shopping malls seems like a good place to start.

What kind of poultry are you into: Fillipina? Indonesian? Thai? They are as easy to come by as are eating places in Soho.

Tintin? You are trying to compare me to that Charles Aznavor look alike? Well, my Old Mucker, let me have you know that all my hair is my own!

LivinLOS · #11 21-01-2006, 20:22

And another good BM is born

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Mav · #12 22-01-2006, 08:58

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Originally Posted by LivinLOS

And another good BM is born

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Seems like it......l have moved my dictionary to beside my pc now.

Dojoden · #13 22-01-2006, 09:56

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Originally Posted by Mav

Seems like it......l have moved my dictionary to beside my pc now.

Mav, I keep mine there all the time now. Getting old and forgot how to spell.
Well Hemlock welcome to the forum. Hopefully you will be able to take a joke every once in awhile.

DD,

swiftdave · #14 22-01-2006, 10:36

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Originally Posted by Hemlock

Brainless, ludicrous posting can be endured and forgiven, especially after the penman has been imbibing of the grape. However, I find juvenile tripe beyond the pale.

You gonna take this lying down DENVER???

river · #15 22-01-2006, 14:26

Welcome to the board Hemlock I'm sure you have alot to offer.

Is there an extensive range of wines readily available in HK?

Hemlock · #16 22-01-2006, 16:01

Yes, Bacchus is alive and well, here in the land of the lychee. He may not be cheap, but he is readily available - a bit like me, as I come to think of it!

marc26 · #17 24-01-2006, 00:23

hemlock,
welome to the board, seem like an intelligent guy. just let me know if i piss you off.....oh wai, im sure you will. like a no-nonsense guy