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Old 07-03-2006, 22:38
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Denver, do you use all the fingers or only the thumbs?
Hi Cap'n, no! Well, it depends really! If we are both in a rush, you know passion rising and all that! She wants a shower, so I just pop the whole glove on!

When Tilak comes out in her towel and sees me there with this Glove on which makes it look like the last turkey in the supermarket. I just tell her it's one of those fancy 'French Tickler' thingies!!

They normally get a funny look tied in a knot in the bin the next morning from the cleaners! 55555555
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Denver, must look like a cowtit between your legs
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Talking Newbie?

Am I a newbie? I guess I am a newbie to this forum but not new to LOS. I do post on the ISG forum.

Too many girls... so little time....

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I just bring along some 'No Frills' Tesco's black bin-liner bags. Perfect fit!

Only joking! I normally cut the fingers off surgical rubber gloves and secure them on with an electricians zip-tie! Only because a box of those are cheaper than buying condoms and if you ask Faulty nicely he will bring you a box of them over with him! Hint Hint!

Good first post Newbie................or are you?
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I like to take an iron and ironing board along for all my new T-Shirts. I can't be doing with all those creases when I take them out of the plastic bag! Tch!
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take some talk and some smelly stuff for your feet..after two weeks of walking the town mine didn't half HUM
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take some talc and some smelly stuff for your feet..after two weeks of walking the town mine didn't half HUM
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take some talc and some smelly stuff for your feet..after two weeks of walking the town mine didn't half HUM
5555555555
That's why I think the Thais have the right idea of taking your shoes off at the door and leaving the stinky trainers to the elements. I love coming back to my shoes full of rain water! 555555555555

That's why I love my flip-flips (Two left feet!) so much out there. It's great after 3 months of wearing boots out here! Get a bit of air to the old tootsies!
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take some talk and some smelly stuff for your feet..after two weeks of walking the town mine didn't half HUM
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Two posts , one for each foot.
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it took two posts just to get over the shock 55555555
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