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Old 11-03-2006, 04:00
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Just a bit of advice needed

I jet off to patong in 14 hours time... just wandering should i do it, or try my hand on yet another fat, mouthy, single mom who bithes about the fact that i'm not tall enough, work on a building site (not accounts / in an office) and dont drive a BMW

Is it really that good over there?? its my first time...will be in MTB soon so need to know

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Hi all

Just a bit of advice needed

I jet off to patong in 14 hours time... just wandering should i do it, or try my hand on yet another fat, mouthy, single mom who bithes about the fact that i'm not tall enough, work on a building site (not accounts / in an office) and dont drive a BMW

Is it really that good over there?? its my first time...will be in MTB soon so need to know

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[quote=joydivision101]Hi all

Just a bit of advice needed

I jet off to patong in 14 hours time... just wandering should i do it, or try my hand on yet another fat, mouthy, single mom who bithes about the fact that i'm not tall enough, work on a building site (not accounts / in an office) and dont drive a BMW

Is it really that good over there?? its my first time...will be in MTB soon so need to know

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Thats it...you talked me into it...not that i needed much talking

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Old 11-03-2006, 17:07
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Dont worry.The fat,mouthy,b#tchy single moms will be there when you get back in case you've made a terrible mistake by going to LOS.

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You never know, unless you've experienced it personally ??
I woke up in heaven : LOS

By the way Mr Fawlty - without sounding rude. May I ask who or what are the Phuket Hash House Harriers ?... Are you runners / joggers or do you eat lots of hash cakes or do other things ?
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By the way Mr Fawlty - without sounding rude. May I ask who or what are the Phuket Hash House Harriers ?... Are you runners / joggers or do you eat lots of hash cakes or do other things ?

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Old 12-03-2006, 15:57
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Bugger...just got stung for 3K baht by some haggered old bag in a massage pallour ..... iT was a very good thai massage though

first day, first time..i live and learn....what you supposed to do if they do the service and ask for a fortune.???,..she quoated one price then asked for a damn site more.....should i had kicked up a fuss??

any reply would be much appresiarted to a newbie in town

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Cool Lay back and enjoy it

Well it sounds like you have hit the ground running.Keep up the research - it's a lot better that some self opinionated mouthy women from home.
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Old 12-03-2006, 16:36
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Bugger...just got stung for 3K baht by some haggered old bag in a massage pallour ..... iT was a very good thai massage though

first day, first time..i live and learn....what you supposed to do if they do the service and ask for a fortune.???,..she quoated one price then asked for a damn site more.....should i had kicked up a fuss??

any reply would be much appresiarted to a newbie in town

Many thanks

J
Sounds like my first experience in Thailand. After the encounter, I asked, how much. She held up 3 fingers, and I thought to myself...great, only 300 baht. As I was giving her the money, she said, NO, 3000 baht. I learned quickly to always settle on a price beforehand, then you should have no problems..... if you think its too much....just say, no thankyou, and move along. Even the bad experiences are good in Thailand.
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Hey lads

Yeah i am learning very quick....it was still a better time than buying some obnuxious cow a pub lunch......which youd have to do 3 times, half the time to get some play

i'll get the hang of this place....

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" iT was a very good thai massage though"

If the thai massage was good, your body should be aching more than your wallet. Things can only improve now & maybe become less expensive!

Live it up man....
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Bugger...just got stung for 3K baht by some haggered old bag in a massage pallour ..... iT was a very good thai massage though

first day, first time..i live and learn....what you supposed to do if they do the service and ask for a fortune.???,..she quoated one price then asked for a damn site more.....should i had kicked up a fuss??

any reply would be much appresiarted to a newbie in town

Many thanks

J

No idea if you had any "extras" for 3k, but I thought the massage parlour next to the ExPat Hotel was pretty good (Namthip Massage or something, cheers for the pointer crustasian btw), I'm carrying a few old injuries and felt pretty damn good after 2 weeks of thai massages every fews days.
200-300baht/hour depending on thai/oil massage.
Dont know if they do extras, I never asked.

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Old 12-03-2006, 20:02
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Hey there are plenty of B1tchy, mouthy, single moms in Thailand.....

But they are ultimately more shaggable than in Blighty!

Hope you're enjoying your stay - I arrive on 29th.

Starting to salivate now.......

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I think we have all had enough of this "say hello" crap.


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Cheers steve...good point....hope you enjoy the weather back in blighty

Ahhh, where's blighty???
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