2 day 3 nights in phuket. What to do?

[pooget]

Anyone has any suggestion on what to do for 2 days and 3 nights in phuket?
i will be there with my tirak.

thanks everyone.

[IRISH JONNY]

This Is Probably A Piss Take Coz If Ou Have A Tirak....yuove Been To Los !!!!!!! So You Should Know What To Do.........

[stevem]

A guess the Location "south" means south of Phuket in Singapore

[pooget]

I will be there as a tourist (not sex tourist), with my tirak in tow. She is not a phuket local so i wouldnt count on her where to bring me in phuket.

I have planned something like this:

1)first night there :we will go around bangla area, have a few drinks.
2)next day : thinking of doing the island tours (phi phi and few other islands).
maybe will spend the night in patong area again, any suggestion where I can go and what to do?
3)2nd day,
hire a bike and visit the beaches and maybe phuket town at night.

What do you guys think. Any better ways to spend my time there? suggestions welcome.

[SMF]

I think I would go for Alfies plan, but maybe take a one day island tour, if the bars have a closure day!

[pooget]

Originally Posted by Alfie

I like your plan, but i think mine is better;

1) Dump the bird
2) Go around Bangla area, have lots of drinks3) next day : wake up with someone you dont know and cant remember if you had sex with
4)2nd day,
see number 2.

Dont sound like a good plan to me. I dont wanna risk getting sodomised by katoeys.

[Coolhand]

A few ideas for night time:- Bangla Road, Phuket Fantasea, Simon Cabaret, Thai boxing.
Daytime:- island tour, day on the beach (jet-ski, paragliding, etc.), Island safari, elephant trekking, go karting, golf, ATVs, and shopping.

[shark1963]

Originally Posted by pooget

Dont sound like a good plan to me. I dont wanna risk getting sodomised by katoeys.

I could understand getting bottled by your tilak, but sodomised by katoeys?? did i miss something??
Me thinks there´s another LB punter in town

[pooget]

Originally Posted by shark1963

I could understand getting bottled by your tilak, but sodomised by katoeys?? did i miss something??
Me thinks there´s another LB punter in town

When you are drunk in thailand, you never know.
Even a perfectly sober guy can mistake some LB for the real deal...so there you go...

[Pad Mc]

Originally Posted by Coolhand

A few ideas for night time:- Bangla Road, Phuket Fantasea, Simon Cabaret, Thai boxing.
Daytime:- island tour, day on the beach (jet-ski, paragliding, etc.), Island safari, elephant trekking, go karting, golf, ATVs, and shopping.

Elephant trekking!!?!! Sounds cool.... I will be checking that out in a few weeks time!!!!

[alibaba]

Originally Posted by Coolhand

A few ideas for night time:- Bangla Road, Phuket Fantasea, Simon Cabaret, Thai boxing.
Daytime:- island tour, day on the beach (jet-ski, paragliding, etc.), Island safari, elephant trekking, go karting, golf, ATVs, and shopping.

Island safari.
I reckon I'd sooner be sodomizes by katoeys. 5555555

[andy50]

Originally Posted by pooget

Dont sound like a good plan to me. I dont wanna risk getting sodomised by katoeys.

oh its not so bad pooget ---hurts a bit at first , but after a while, its quite nice

[alibaba]

I'm outa here.

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by alibaba

I'm outa here.

THAT MAKES 2 OF US..........555555555555.............IJ