Thought I better introduce myself after sufin through these threads for so long.
After 3 holidays in Thailand I have booked my next one for 1st Feb next year for 3 weeks. First 4 nights in BKK and the rest in Phuket. I remember my 1st time in BKK in 1991........it completely blew me away!! The sights, sounds and of course the girls.
First night in Patpong I was propositioned by a taxi driver, you know the usual, "You want sexy lady?" By this time after several beers I was begining to fell brave and very horny. "OK" I'll have some of that; so I ended up being driven to god knows where to the underground basement of a hotel. I was then escorted to an empty room by a couple of Thai men who left me alone. Oh fcuk!!! I'm going to get done over and robbed, I just hope it's quick!!! The door opened and in walked 15 gorgeous girls followed by their pimp who told me to pick one.
Well errrrmm let me see.....I'll have that one!!
As my confidence returned and we both got down to business I remember thinking, "This is the Bangkok I have heard so much about".
I got my 800 Bhts worth and an hour later I was confindent that she wouldn't be working again for a few days 5555555
On exiting the room the same guys who I had saw earlier patted me on the back gave me a beer and proceeded to laugh at the large spunk stain which had developed on my shorts from a mishap while pulling off the condom.
Having been dropped off in Patpong again, I found my mate at the KFC, he proceeded to look at damp spot and smiled!!!
How naive I was
