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Old 22-11-2006, 13:04
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Maybe these explanations will smooth out those confusing, tension filled moments when a newbee enters a Ladybar for the first time

Upon sitting down you shall be asked many questions such as;

'Where U come from" which means .... I'm interested in you
'What your name' ......I like U, do U like me
'U buy lady dink' ..... Do U find me attractive, do U want me

At this point a small plastic bag containing a cool, moist towelette will be popped & your brow & neck will be wiped .... the web is now being spun & it will be difficult to extract oneself now on !
After one or two drinks expect to hear:

'I take care of you' .... I want to f--- U
'Up to you' ...... As much as I can get
'I hungry' ...... Want tip

Most bargirls are 27 yo except the older ones who are 27.
If U see the same lady twice U are considered to be exclusively hers.
A lot of girls will have a sick momma / pappa or needy children back home & U will need to contribute to their welfare.

Everybody knows that ...
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Old 22-11-2006, 17:12
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Maybe these explanations will smooth out those confusing, tension filled moments when a newbee enters a Ladybar for the first time

Upon sitting down you shall be asked many questions such as;

'Where U come from" which means .... I'm interested in you
'What your name' ......I like U, do U like me
'U buy lady dink' ..... Do U find me attractive, do U want me

At this point a small plastic bag containing a cool, moist towelette will be popped & your brow & neck will be wiped .... the web is now being spun & it will be difficult to extract oneself now on !
After one or two drinks expect to hear:

'I take care of you' .... I want to f--- U
'Up to you' ...... As much as I can get
'I hungry' ...... Want tip

Most bargirls are 27 yo except the older ones who are 27.
If U see the same lady twice U are considered to be exclusively hers.
A lot of girls will have a sick momma / pappa or needy children back home & U will need to contribute to their welfare.

Everybody knows that ...

Doc....sorry mate but did you make this load of tripe up yourself?
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Old 22-11-2006, 20:34
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Doc....sorry mate but did you make this load of tripe up yourself?

I'm not a seasoned Expat but what Doc said sure seemed to me to be right on the money!! Except the part of "sick momma/pappa which meant to me " big tip please". The exclusive part is always avoided by introducing oneself as "butterfly". Just gotta love this country!!
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