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01-12-2006, 21:07
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Found Heaven Aged 29 !!
HI EVERYONE , THIS IS MY FIRST POST, I AM FROM MANCHESTER , ENGLAND AND HAVE JUST GOT HOME FROM NEARLY 3 WEEKS IN THAILAND AND CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT I WAITED UNTIL NOW TO GO AND WASTED MY TIME IN VARIOUS BRITS ABROAD EURO DESTINATIONS !!
BEFORE LEAVING I REALLY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT AND HADNT SEEN THIS FORUM, WELL SINCE COMING BACK I HAVE TOLD EVERYONE I HAVE MET HOW I HAVE JUST HAD THE BEST 3 WEEKS OF MY LIFE. I TRAVELLED WITH 3 FRIENDS AND WE HAD 2 NIGHTS IN BANGKOK, 5 IN KO SAMUI, 4 IN PHUKET, 3 IN PHI PHI AND 4 NIGHTS IN PATTAYA, PHUCKET BEING BY FAR MY FAVOURITE PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN... I ARRIVED IN BANGKOK 8 HOURS B4 MY FRIENDS AS I HAD TO GET A DIFFERENT FLIGHT, I PASSED THE TIME BY VISTITNG AN EXCELLENT SOAPY ( DONT RECALL THE NAME ) ON Ratchadapisek ROAD, OPPOSITE OUR HOTEL ( SWISS HOTEL LA CONCORDE ), WAS A BIT EXPENSIVE AT 2300 BAHT, BUT WAS THERE FOR NEARLY 2 HOURS AND WAS THE QUALITY OF THE GIRLS WAS 8/10, SO IT WAS WELL WORTH IT AND FANTASTIC FIRST INTRODUCTION TO A THAI GIRL ( CANT EVEN LOOK AT ENGLISH GIRLS SINCE I GOT BACK ) . MY FRIENDS ARRIVED LATER THAT NIGHT AND WE VISITED SOI COWBOY, WOW, HOW I ENJOYED MYSELF HERE, WE WENT TO SEVERAL BARS AND GO GOS B4 SETTLING UPON DOLL HOUSE AGO GO FOR THE EVENING ENTERTAINMENT.. THE STANDARD OF THE GIRLS WAS EXCELLENT, BUT HAVING SELECTED ONE FOR ST I HAD TO ASK FOR MY MONEY BACK AS WHEN I WENT TO THE ST ROOM WITH HER SHE WOULDNT GIVE A BJ !!! THE MADAM WAS VERY APOLOGETIC AND HAD NO HESITATION IN GIVIN MY MONEY BACK ( 2000 BAHT ) AND GAVE ME AND MY PALS FREE SHOTS ALL NIGHT, MY FRIEND EVEN ENDED UP TAKING HER HOME !! NEXT NIGHT IN BANGKOK WE WENT TO PATPONG, I DIDNT THINK MUCH OF IT HERE AS EVERYWHERE SEEMED TO BE A RIP OFF JOINT WITH HORRENDOUS LOOKINGS FAT GIRLS AND I WOULDNT RECOMMEND GOING HERE TO ANYONE, MUCH PREFERED SOI COWBOY, STILL WE HAD A GOOD TIME AS LADS DO TOGETHER AND DIDNT GET HOME TILL 6 IN THE MORNING, ALTHOUGH NONE OF US HAD HAD A GIRL THAT NIGHT. NEXT DAY WE FLEW TO KO SAMUI, WE DIDNT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS PLACE , BUT HAD BEEN RECOMMENDED TO US. HAD GREAT 5 NIGHTS HERE ALL ALONG THE GREEN MANGO SOI AND CLUB SOLO LATER ON, WHERE THERE A LOADS OF FL AND BG HAVN A LATE DRINK AND A DANCE.. 5 NIGHTS HERE AND 4 DIFFERENT GIRLS, BUT DID FIND THAT THEY ASKED FOR MORE MONEY HERE THAN PHUKET , USUALLY 2000 BAHT..... I DIDNT DISCUSS MONEY UNTIL THE MORNING, I OFFERED THE 1ST GIRL I TOOK HOME FOR LT 1000 BAHT IN THE MORNING, SHE WAS INSISTING ON 2000 , I SAID 'NO' AND SHE GOT REALLY ANNOYED AND THREATENED TO CALL HER BOSS !! ( DONT KNOW IF THIS WAS A REAL THREAT OR NOT BUT DIDNT WANT TO TAKE THE CHANCE , WHAT DO OTHER BM'S THINK ?? ) . ALTHOUGH THIS WAS MY ONLY BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A THAI GIRL ALL HOLIDAY... NEXT WE WENT TO PHUKET , THE 1ST NIGHT HERE I HAD THE VERY BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE... IF WAS POORING WITH RAIN WHEN WE GOT THERE SO WE DECIDED TO JUST GET PISSED AT ABOUT 2 IN THE AFTERNOON, WE STARTED IN MOLLY MALONES AND HAD SOME NICE GRUB ASWELL, BY ABOUT 8 WE HIT BANGLA ROAD, AND WERE ALL BLADDERED, WE PLAYED LOADSA CONNECT 4 AND SO ON , BUT 2 OF THE LADS WERE TOO PISSED AND HAD TO GO HOME, ME AND MY OTHER MATE ENDED UP IN SOI SEADRAGON AND WERE DRINKING WITH 2 BG'S WHO WERE SISTERS AND WERE BOTH 8 OR 9/10, WE PURPOSEFULLY HUNTED ALL OVER FOR THE BEST LOOKING 2 WE COULD FIND.. FEW DRINKS LATER AND LT WAS AGREED, BUT ON WALKING TO THE HOTEL , ONE OF THE SISTERS SAID SHE DIDNT WANT TO GET SEPARATE ROOMS AND WANTED US ALL 2 STAY IN SAME ROOM !!! I WASNT HAPPY WITH THIS SO MADE MY EXCUSES AND WENT TO FIND A NEW GIRL. ENDED UP IN THE TIGER CLUB AND FOUND A LITTLE CUTIE ABOUT WHO WAS ABOUT 21 YEARS OLD .. IN NO TIME AT ALL WAS BACK AT HOTEL WITH HER , BUT WHEN SHE GAVE HER ID CARD IN AT RECEPTION THEY TURNED HER AWAY, NOT SURE IF COS OF SOMETHING PREVIOUS THAT HAD HAPPENED . I TOOK HER BACK TO SOI BANGLA IN A TUK TUK AND WENT ON MY OWN TO GET SOME FOOD..... ON MY WAY I MADE EYE CONTACT WITH 2 GIRLS ON A MOPED, THEY STOPPED AND ASKED ME DID I NEED A LIFT TO MY HOTEL, THIS WAS AT ABOUT 2.00 AM NOW & I WAS ALMOST PARALETIC !! I JUMPED ON WITH BOTH OF THEM ( OI & NUT ) & THEY TOOK ME TO MY HOTEL, BUT I TOLD THEM I WAS HUNGRY SO WE WENT OFF AGAIN TO GET SOME FOOD.... BUT RATHER THAN ANYWHERE NEAR THEY TOOK ME TO THEIR VILLAGE WHICH HAD A KIND OF SQUARE IN THE MIDDLE ( NO FARANGS THERE ) WITH SOME PEOPLE COOKING FOOD AROUND THE SIDES, THE 2 GIRLS DIDNT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH BUT SOMEHOW WE MANAGED TO GET ALONG FINE...... ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY BOTH SHOT UP OUT OF THEIR SEATS & I WONDERED WAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON, THEN I SAW THAT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS AROUND WERE DOING THE SAME AND THEY WERE ALL PRAYING AT THE FEET OF A BUDIST MONK !!! HE CAME OVER TO ME A BLESSED ME AND GAVE ME A BRACELET . WE ALL FINSISHED ARE FOOD ( I PAYED AND THE TOTAL BILL WAS 250 BAHT ) AND WE HEADED BACK TO THE MOPED, OI THEN ASKED ME DID I WANT TO TAKE NUT HOME WITH ME AND I AGREED, WE DROPPED OI OF AT HER HOUSE AND WENT TO HOTEL WITH NUT, HAD BOOM BOOM AND BJ ( *** ) AND THEN WAS AMAZED TO SEE TIME WAS 6.30 AM, WE WERE TAXI TO GO TO PHI PHI AT 11.00 AM AND I WAS F**KED !!! NUT THEN LEFT AND IT SEEMED LIKE ABOUT 5 MINS LATER THAT MY MATE WAS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR TELLING ME TO GET UP !! AFTER BEING AS SICK AS A DOG I WAS ON MY WAY TO PHI PHI AND A BLOODY BOAT RIDE !! PHI PHI WAS OK JUST TO RELAX, BUT NOT TO MY LIKING, AS FULL OF HIPPY BACK PACKER TYPES AND LOADSA ANGRY LOOKING ISRALES !! BUT WORST OF ALL NO GIRLS !!! ANYWAY IT WAS OK TO GIVE MY OLD CHAP A REST !! 3 NIGHTS THERE AND ME AND MY PAL LEFT OUR OTHER BUDDIES ( THINK THEY ARE GAY ) AND WENT BACK TO PHUKET. BOOKED INTO A GREAT HOTEL CALLED STONEY MONDAY OASIS, WHERE YOU COULD ACTUALLY ORDER A 3SOME ON ROOM SERVICE FOR 1600 BAHT, ALTHOUGH FOR SOME REASON I NEVER DID THIS ?? BACK TO BANGLA ROAD AT NIGHT AND TO SOI SEADRAGON ( MY FAV SOI ) WHERE WE HAD A GREAT TIME AND GOT TO KNOW THE GIRLS IN THE BLACK HART BAR , I TOOK A SHINE TO ONE PARTICULAR BG CALLED SUWANNA, SHE WAS AN ABOLSUTE DARLING AND WAS ALSO GREAT COMPANY, I LT WITH HER FOR THE NEXT 2 NIGHTS AND WAS ACTUALLY GETTING ATTACHED TO HER ( WHAT THE F**k ) . LAST NIGHT IN PHUKET & WENT TO SEE HER AGAIN BUT IT WAS EARLY SO I TOLD HER I WOULD SEE HER LATER AS WANTED TO GO TO A FEW MORE BARS . WENT BACK TO HER A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER A & SHE WAS BLADDERED.. I ASKED HER WHY AND SHE TOLD ME IT WAS BECAUSE SHE DIDNT THINK I WAS COMING BACK !! ANYWAY SHE WAS TOO PI55ED SO I LEFT AND WENT TO SOI ERIC, WHERE I FOUND A LOVELY BG IN SCOOBY BAR. HAD LT WITH HER AND MY PAL TOOK HER BG FRIEND ( WHO WAS NOT A DAY UNDER 40 !! ) . NEXT WE FLEW TO PATTAYA , EVERYTHING I HAD READ ABOUT THIS PLACE WAS TRUE AND A WHOLE LOT MORE . HAD BEST SEX OF MY LIFE WITH A GIRL I HAD FOR LT FROM DOLLS HOUSE AGO GO ON WALKING STREET, SAME CHAIN AS ONE ON SOI COWBOY , I LOVE THIS PLACE !!! THE DAY HAD COME FOR ME TO GO HOME AND I NEARLY CRIED LIKE A BABY, 22 HOURS LATER AND I WAS AT HOME AND THE DEPRESSION HAD SET IN BIG TIME, HAD TO GET PI55ED FOR A WEEK WHEN I GOT HOME TO GET ME THROUGH IT !! CAN'T WAIT FOR MY NEXT TRIP TO LOS AND WILL NEVER GO ANYWHERE ELSE. HOPE I DIDNT RAMBLE ON FOR TOO LONG FOR MY 1ST POST, BUT AS YOU MAYBE ABLE TO TELL I AM STILL BUZZING FROM MY TRIP !!!!!! Last edited by stevem : 02-12-2006 at 13:05. 
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01-12-2006, 21:24
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Welcome on board!
May I kindly ask you to use lower case in the future...just got a headache reading...and on top of that, and based on my few months experience on this forum, it appears that upper case is the privilege on one of our fellow BM
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01-12-2006, 21:35
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great post.....i hope you realise how many people you've got depressed.
after all that drinking I'm surprised you still rememeber the names of all the Bg you ST & LT. i'm stayin at stoney's in 3 weeks.....definitely gonna try the 3some but i'm not too sure about the quality you get cos its room service and not a personal preference but no big deal......am sure bangla has 2 of my choice that can be picked at the same price who are willing to do a 3some.....
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01-12-2006, 22:01
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lets hope she's the room service 
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01-12-2006, 22:37
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Hi
Good report but did send my eyes funny.(CAPSLOCK) It took me until 30 to find the place i can't wait to go back.
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02-12-2006, 03:16
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Welcome bloke. I'm a Manchester boy myself so can well appreciate just how exotic Bangkok is
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02-12-2006, 05:05
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Dan, it's great to hear you found heaven!
Welcome to the board & well done on your first trip report. 
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02-12-2006, 05:24
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Great report and I did'nt mind the upper case a I did'nt have to put my glasses on. Must be why I read all of IJ's posts ! 5555
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02-12-2006, 05:35
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Hi dan boy, welcome to the board!!!!
I hope that you realise that once you get addicted to LOS, you can never get it out of your system!!!!! And the LOS Blues can be a real B*stard!!!!!! The only cure is to go back again!!!! See you in LOS soon!!!!!!
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Here for a good time, not a long time!!! Last edited by visa2003 : 02-12-2006 at 07:32.
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02-12-2006, 15:35
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Welcome to the board Dan, nice report especially for your first one. Hopefully reading other reports etc here will help with your LOS blues until your next trip.
Heh don't bother trying to explain it to your mates in the UK who have never been here, they can never understand what you have just experienced.
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02-12-2006, 15:50
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Nice post.. Thanks for sharing.. Can't wait myself.. I'm going to HKT in 7 days, and will stay for Xmas and NewYears.. /Elmer
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02-12-2006, 16:14
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tell me about it, most of them look at you like you are some kind of disgusting perve (the married one's) , but hey, if the cap fits !!!! i just can't wait to get back .....
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02-12-2006, 22:44
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Nice report mate!!! I'm originally from manc too.........and discovered LOS at 25.........
Mate I couldnt believe how many backpacker types go to LOS and stay on places like Phiphi only and never even sample the delights of thai chicks!!!
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04-12-2006, 07:19
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so true i was one of them until i discovered the joys of nana , bangla road etc all those twats who look down and stand on their moral high ground about whats right and wrong can go hide themselves ... the best part of my travelling was the bar scene and boy did i have fun ....
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06-12-2006, 02:42
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Never saw this Service!
[quote=dan boy;258865] BOOKED INTO A GREAT HOTEL CALLED STONEY MONDAY OASIS, WHERE YOU COULD ACTUALLY ORDER A 3SOME ON ROOM SERVICE FOR 1600 BAHT, ALTHOUGH FOR SOME REASON I NEVER DID THIS ??
I never noticed that service when i was there in Aug   , must make a point of checking it out on my next trip in Apr 
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07-12-2006, 08:21
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Nice story... thanks for sharing. Now allyou have to do is post some pics for us please.......
The LOS Blues suck.
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07-12-2006, 14:09
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Welcome to the board,
Enjoyded reading your report and am happy you had a good time. Be aware of the LOS blues though. I am still trying to deal with that...
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