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This is a discussion on First timer advise within the Newbies area forums, part of the PHUKET category; Originally Posted by faultytowers How many times do you have to be told !!!! This Advice is Wrong !!! Faulty, ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by faultytowers View Post
    How many times do you have to be told !!!!


    This Advice is Wrong !!!



    Faulty,

    Please (for one last time) explain why others (and my old Sarge) are perhaps leading others astray with their advice...

    (not that I ever did it...I was too lazy and the concept of Tiger Balm being 0.25 mm from my "peacemaker" was just not quite right...

    Thanks

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    Research has shown that condoms are less reliable and more likely to both break when used 'double bagging'.. Medical professionals say the safest way is to use one good quality and fit condom properly.
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    From Durex web-site.

    Does wearing two condoms at once make sex safer?

    We do not recommend the practice of wearing two condoms at once – wearing two condoms may increase the risk of the condoms slipping and may damage the condoms, reducing their efficiency. When used consistently and correctly, high quality condoms (such as Durex) provide an extremely effective form of protection against pregnancy and STI’s (including HIV, the virus that causes AIDS).

    Is it OK to use massage oil as an additional lubricant with condoms?


    ON NO ACCOUNT use any sort of oil-based lubricant on latex condoms – and that includes Vaseline, baby oil and massage oil – as these will weaken the rubber from which the condom is made. If extra lubrication is needed with a latex condom, a water-based lubricant should be used, for example, Top Gel, or Sensilube. (See product section for availability in your location) Durex Avanti condoms, which are made from polyurethane, can generally be used with oil-based lubricants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faultytowers View Post
    From Durex web-site.

    That's it...off to take old Sarge's Xmas present out from under the tree...

    Might just re-pack the ol prick a pack of 'doms and a tube of Tiger Balm...
    It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sierradelta View Post
    I still remember the day the old Sarge first told us about it.
    Bet he also went on about them putting Bromide in the tea , to stop people getting horny.

    Rumours that the British Army put potassium bromide in soldiers' tea during World War II to damp soldiers' lust appears to be an urban myth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faultytowers View Post
    Bet he also went on about them putting Bromide in the tea , to stop people getting horny.

    Yep..heard that too...

    Didn't need it though...you should have seen the female medic's in our unit...

    Remember one GRUNT saying to the Sarge that it was BS because he found a jar of it in the mess...

    What he found was a jar of Bromite (a knock off brand of Vegamite)...

    (100 push-ups later)...
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    we got to talking and after some questioning she told me that she was going to malaysia to meet a German boyfriend of hers....and that she owned in bar in Phuket...and that she was unhappy with him because things were no longer the same...etc...etc..


    Feck the gate number, what's the name of the bar she owns? Maybe you'll want to visit her next time.
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    What a funny story! made me laugh and two condoms?

    Shame you got shot down so quickly by the guys in the know here, staying at a hotel which is not girl friendly quality post!

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