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12-12-2006, 12:51
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First timer advise
First and formost thank you to all you guys that are out here writing of your great experiences you had traveling to this far off land.
I had the pleasure of taking the trip of my life just a few months ago. It was as wild if not wilder than any of the posts you have seen here... The setting for it was at a beautiful spa hotel overlooking the blue crystal ocean.... Hot humid steaming weather...Sound of wild animals so loud you could not hear yourself...glorious purple sunsets....amazing food...two hour massages every day for a week.... And to top it off a beautiful girl or sometimes two every night. Once three in one day. And a mile high certificate on my flight back!!! Is there any other place like heaven? Just one word of advise:.... WEAR A CONDOM. And even better WEAR TWO CONDOMS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER. There reason is and you may not take my advise.... If a condom breaks you will spend several months after your return paying for the fun you had there...and thats only if you come up negative HIV....condoms I am sure break for variety of reasons...if the girl is dry....too much lubricante...etc...Just wear two and that way you are safer! Have a great time when you visit. 
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12-12-2006, 13:04
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Bad advice..
Wearing 2 condoms (apart from being ridiculous and having about as much feeling as screwing the channel tunnel) increases the chance of both condoms breaking. What hotel did you stay at ?? Sounds like a nature type place ??
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12-12-2006, 13:35
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Two condoms
Even if i agreed with you about the feeling of wearing two...I rather be safe than sorry....this is only advise based on much suffered first hand experience and its there for the newbees to judge on their own...Also I was not suggesting that catching a disease is more likely there...That is dependent on behavior, frequency of exposure....luck for the most part... and maybe faith...
But the truth of the matter is that I want to go back to paradise...And I thought that my advise is one way it would be more likely. PS...I am going back!
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12-12-2006, 13:43
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It is proven fact and advice from medical professionals, and not fiction, that wearing 2 condoms proves nothing, except to only put yourself at risk from them both breaking.
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Look you tools, no mod cap!!!!
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12-12-2006, 15:25
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THIS ADVICE IS WRONG !!!!!
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12-12-2006, 15:48
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Maybe a two bagger!!
Perhaps she was an ugly sod and he means put two bags on her.
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12-12-2006, 15:53
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As the old saying goes though, You dont look at the mantle peice while poking the fire!  So no need for the baggin! 
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12-12-2006, 19:17
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Yes , but your mates might see her in the morning , so better she keeps the bags on.
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12-12-2006, 19:41
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THE TRIP WOULD COST A FORTUNE .............
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ROLL ON OCTOBER........
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12-12-2006, 19:43
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Any chance you could expand on your mile-high club tale?!
Sounds intriguing!
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13-12-2006, 14:47
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Mile High
Los thanks for asking about the mile high....
Well it went like this... To tell you about the story I must first tell you that going to Thailand has given me a certain controlled aggressiveness about my dealings with females..Those of you that have been there know what I am talking about because it tends to fade as time passes and you stay away and get used to your day to day jobs and life in the States or Europe or whereever you are.... So anyway....Here was hungry aggressive me.....My first trip had lasted a week so as you can imagine I was a bit tired although I don't think it had caught up to me yet.... I arrive at the airport at Phuket paid the airport tax fee and was just waiting for the flight.....sat there near the gate and got something to eat at the snack bar near the last gate....I forget what number gate it was... before boarding I had noticed a local looking girl that had given me a glance back...but I thought nothing of it at the time......anyway.....I board and the flight was pretty much empty and being used to traveling in US and always wanting to get ahead of the darn line...I moved up a couple of sits so I can get more room and get out quick!!!....I ended up moving up front about three seats before the bulk head in the far left window seat....Looked over to my right and I noticed that the girl was sitting there on the far right window seat...To tell you the truth I moved up there to get closer to her....!! LOL Anyways I could not believe it...I kid you not....she asked me to come sit next to her...... I go over and sit right next to here in the middle sit...as I am now trying to remember what happened next...its been several months...we got to talking and after some questioning she told me that she was going to malaysia to meet a German boyfriend of hers....and that she owned in bar in Phuket...and that she was unhappy with him because things were no longer the same...etc...etc.. I don't know exactly when but in the middel of the conversation....I just touched her and she did not seem to mind...a little while longer....we started holding hands...Now i am looking around thinking that someone may see us if something else should happen but no one is around....the flight attendent is no where to be seen ...very short flight...and the closest person to us is a indian looking guys sitting about three seats back and staring at his paper or computer...not sure which it was.. Anyways....next thing was that my fingures started moving to some other zones...and hers on mine....I did not kiss her mind you...just touching...It was a wet adventure....Up to this point we are talking about close to or a little over 30 minutes...Knowing that we are getting close to our destination and thats where she was chainging flights....i asked her if I could see her...you know.... and she offered to stay with me at the city...but I knew that my layover was only about 4 hrs...and also I was in no mood to run into some angry boyfriend or anything like that.......anyways....I ended up asking her if she wants to do it in there ...you know....She first said it was going to be cramped...and it was...but mind you...we are at it for several minutes...excitment had built up.... Had to open my travel bag and get those condoms out....NO I didn't wear two... she went first and I followed her after a few minutes and entered with a couple of knocks.... She was pretty and a very nice girl....I forgot to mention that there was no money involved.... I walked her out all the way to where security was and watched her go through the glass doors... After that I was somewhat high strung...maybe I was getting tired...I guess you could say that...I was very happy though...I met some other nice girls...but it seemed that I as I moved towards the states...i moved towards what we call civilization...and then our rules.. I still have and keep a piece of that land with me. Again thanks for asking..
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13-12-2006, 15:12
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then you woke up ?
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13-12-2006, 16:02
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The letters in Penthouse used to be alot better than this! Thats maybe because Vanessa Feltz used to write them!  Now that image would put you off your stroke!
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14-12-2006, 00:56
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funny, he completely ignored your question of which hotel the allegedly stay at?
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14-12-2006, 10:26
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Not surprised at all..
Anyone writing Penthouse letters of mile high club and staying in a nature reserve spa hotel with wild animals so loud you cant hear yourself also close to the main girl action (2 and 3 girls a night at same time) obviously has some great imagination..
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14-12-2006, 21:29
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It is just so fecking sad, twisted and sad. I genually feel sorry for him and I think he should wake up from his fantasy and try get laid on the ground for starters..
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14-12-2006, 23:53
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we get some right fruitcakes here don't we.
good story mate, well done. B+ you didn't get an A because you tried too hard to fill in details about phuket airport to convince of your visit... " i forget what number the gate was..." fvckin LOL pls pls pls try harder to remember - it is important.
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20-12-2006, 10:47
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