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19-02-2007, 20:46
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Whinger's corner
Ever had a bad day? I have. How about a thread for all the whingers of the world, they're human too, then we can all have a moan about our personal peeves and keep the other other threads whinge-free. Sorry I can't make a personal contribution today as I'm actively considering suicide (in a way that doesn't hurt me).
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19-02-2007, 20:55
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Try Jagerbombs - nearly worked for me !!
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19-02-2007, 20:59
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It's invisible !!!!!! 
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19-02-2007, 21:01
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Well done sir!  Work dam you! (My signature that is... I would never expect you to do that K! Perish the thought...) Last edited by Pad Mc : 19-02-2007 at 21:04.
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19-02-2007, 21:06
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If we do that , you'll probably throw up again and you post count will go down................or up the wall.........or over the floor........and someone else will have to clean up !!!.  
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19-02-2007, 21:14
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ruddy managers anyone would think i was here to work !
eh!!!!!! Oh i am damm i knew i was doing some thing wrong.now wheres that bulls hit report gone to make it look like ive done something .................................
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19-02-2007, 22:55
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Now you're getting the spirit. Any good ideas for euthanasia? P.S. What's a Jagerbomb, K2? Does it hurt, I have a low pain threshold? I can't begin any thing so I want to end it all. Last edited by RobRoy : 19-02-2007 at 22:58.
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19-02-2007, 22:56
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Its bloody Carnival day in Luanda and i have got about 6 days work to complete in the next 2, was looking forward to it aswell, Kilt looked out and everything
 but on a positive note only another couple of weeks to go until back to alcoholic status for 4 weeks.
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19-02-2007, 23:02
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He said in a way that doesnt hurt him.. They hurt like hell the next day !!
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20-02-2007, 01:25
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And LOS is too hot, why the hell does the government there do nothing about it. Disgraceful! 
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20-02-2007, 11:09
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Think You Can Get Them At Kentucky Fried Chicken (wingers)
One In Patong Is There ?
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20-02-2007, 11:10
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I wouldn't mess with something that serious, I'd get down the local docs asap!!!!! Tell you what pi$$e$ me off is that its really hot again and I fancied practising my new beach casting techniques and now I will get sunburnt.
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20-02-2007, 11:17
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20-02-2007, 11:21
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AND..................Why does everyone else get stomach rumbles and a 5 second botty clenching warning of an imminant watery poo................and I get nothing?
BRB............
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20-02-2007, 11:47
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Simple, just ask majory dodge, look at the distance between bowel and stomach surface, the bowel does its job sending its message off rumbling before eruption but although it travels at the speed of sound the distance to cover is greater than that from the bowel to your loverly coffee coloured leather suite, hence the time it arrives at your stomach surface in a rumbling warning it is too fecking late, bowels done its job.
Right next problem!!!
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20-02-2007, 12:06
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My suite wasn't 'coffee' coloured when I got here. It would appear that patches of coffee looking stains gradually appeared which over time have sort of....joined together to give it that textured coffee 'look' I've tried everything to clean it. Washing up liquid, dry-cleaning (Which was actually wet!) Jedi-Mind cleaning and dropping the whole thing in the pool overnight but it's still a bit squishy in places. What would you recommend Marge? I'm desperate! Deirdre
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20-02-2007, 23:05
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This treatise on the voiding of the large intestine does not meet whinging criteria. Please keep to the thread rules and moan loudly or take your positive comments to to the more optimistic threads.
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