[ Phuket Info | Thailand Hotels | Phuket Diving | Phuket Nightlife | Phuket Classifieds | Phuket Links ]
PHUKET-INFO.COM Forums Mai Thai Bar Phuket

Go Back   PHUKET-INFO.COM Forums > PHUKET > Newbies area

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 03-04-2007, 19:41
Prof Abronsius's Avatar
Prof Abronsius Prof Abronsius is offline
Registered User [21402]
New user
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 13
Opening address from the Prof

Hello people. This is the Prof. My first post.

How strange to be an ancient scholar, a veteran traveller, a venerable sage ( "a drooling geriatric" according to Mrs Prof) and, at the same time... a newbie!

But isn't that life?

I should introduce myself. I am best known for my scholarly expeditions to Transylvania in pursuit of bats, vampires and other manifestations of the undead, as recorded by Mr Roman Polanski in the documentary "The Fearless Vampire Killers" (1967).
footnote 1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fea...ampire_Killers

Some of you will recall the film's subtitle, "Pardon me but your teeth are in my neck" and sense that this applies not only to the woods of Transylvania but also to the GhoulFriendly guesthouses of Phuket. And so I suspected, many years ago, when, armed with garlic and Christian paraphenalia, I first came to the Andaman coast.

Why does so much of the population sleep all day and only emerge to prowl the earth after darkness falls? How does one distinguish the predatory ghost from, say, the German snorkeller or the American retiree? What happens when humans transmute from one state (the pat) to another (the ex-pat)?

Enough questions to drive a scholar crazy. Or as Mrs Prof said, "Still chasing ghouls at your age, you silly old fart"

So these days, too feeble for fieldwork among the creatures of the night, I follow other interests: Thai pop music and cinema; the history and politics of the region more generally. I hope to converse about these matters and more with other scholars on this forum
Reply With Quote
Guest Info

+:+:+ Forum Headquarter +:+:+
Mai Thai Bar
If you look for a hotel - Book hotel here
Register and become a member and you will not see this box.

  #2  
Old 04-04-2007, 09:28
visa2003's Avatar
visa2003 visa2003 is online now
Registered User [11032]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sunset Coast, Australia
Age: 51
Posts: 1,566
Scholars???....... On this Forum???????........You must be lost!!!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-04-2007, 09:30
Mav's Avatar
Mav Mav is offline
Registered User [3488]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Melbourne
Age: 46
Posts: 10,280
Few of the BM's have a Phd in Sex Pesting
__________________
Krispy Kreme's CAN SAVE the World Economy
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-04-2007, 09:53
aussie45 aussie45 is offline
Registered User [7308]
Junior Member - Gold
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 313
Whats a scholar? Is that rhyming slang for a Dollar?
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-04-2007, 09:55
Hobbsy's Avatar
Hobbsy Hobbsy is offline
Registered User [75]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Karon, Phuket
Age: 37
Posts: 3,341
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mav View Post
Few of the BM's have a Phd in Sex Pesting

and some....cough....did their Masters in it!

best intro......evar....welcome Prof.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 04-04-2007, 11:18
ATMwalking's Avatar
ATMwalking ATMwalking is offline
Registered User [15129]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Phuket
Age: 47
Posts: 3,380
Great intro. Up at the top.

The nocternal creatures that I have been searching for, without little success, were documented in Jesus Franco's 1971 documentary "Vampyros Lesbos" (Vampyros Lesbos) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. I think thai women must have some natural adversion. Even when baiting with the sexadelic dance party soundtrack...nothing.

Looking forward to your insights on this and other matters of interest.

Welcome. I think it's gong to get interesting.
__________________
Women with a past and men without a future grope and shuffle on the dance floor.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 04-04-2007, 12:36
aussie dollar's Avatar
aussie dollar aussie dollar is offline
Registered User [4170]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Norah Head, Australia
Posts: 3,360
Another Nutter
Well Hes Sure To Fit In
__________________
MAY THE BEER BE COLD AND ALL YOUR BETS WINNERS
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 04-04-2007, 12:57
K2's Avatar
K2 K2 is offline
Registered User [1158]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Thailand
Posts: 5,555
Reckon your right AD.

Welcome Prof!
__________________
Its My Life ..........!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 04-04-2007, 13:08
georgelondon's Avatar
georgelondon georgelondon is offline
Registered User [4587]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: london
Age: 43
Posts: 2,927
Send a message via MSN to georgelondon Send a message via Yahoo to georgelondon
welcome prof. enjoy the board.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 04-04-2007, 19:59
Prof Abronsius's Avatar
Prof Abronsius Prof Abronsius is offline
Registered User [21402]
New user
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 13
Quote:
Originally Posted by ATMwalking View Post
Great intro. Up at the top.

The nocternal creatures that I have been searching for, without little success, were documented in Jesus Franco's 1971 documentary "Vampyros Lesbos" (Vampyros Lesbos) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. I think thai women must have some natural adversion. Even when baiting with the sexadelic dance party soundtrack...nothing.

Looking forward to your insights on this and other matters of interest.

Welcome. I think it's gong to get interesting.

You threw me with the Jesus Franco reference: he's better known as Jess and is indeed a prolific maker of serious ethnographic films about women fanging each other. Also an expert in the highly specialist field of nunsploitation documentaries. I will be visiting shortly to determine whether such research is warranted in the village of Bangla, Phuket.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 04-04-2007, 20:05
Captain's Avatar
Captain Captain is offline
Registered User [4240]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Belgium
Posts: 3,375
Prof Abronsius,
Not family or aquaintance of a mister Denver (Denpar) by any chance?
Welcome
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 04-04-2007, 20:25
Prof Abronsius's Avatar
Prof Abronsius Prof Abronsius is offline
Registered User [21402]
New user
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 13
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain View Post
Prof Abronsius,
Not family or aquaintance of a mister Denver (Denpar) by any chance?
Welcome

Have seen a flick called "Things to do in Denver when you're dead". Great title, crap movie. There is a surprisingly good album of John Denver covers out there. That about exhausts my "Denver" file. I may be remarkably learned but I don't know every bloody thing
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 04-04-2007, 20:28
dbaron's Avatar
dbaron dbaron is offline
Registered User [20019]
Junior Member - Gold
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 413
Don't know if I would be keen on the pursuit of vampires, bats and undead but I like ATM's idea of Vampyros Lesbos. I'LL eat to that.
That would be fun to watch as I'm sure most would agree.
Someone doing a send up I think.
DB
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 07-04-2007, 15:30
payoff71 payoff71 is offline
Registered User [18533]
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 87
hi

holla at the scholar
nice intro
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 09-04-2007, 01:18
RobRoy RobRoy is offline
Registered User [19537]
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Germany
Posts: 651
Quote:
Originally Posted by visa2003 View Post
Scholars???....... On this Forum???????........You must be lost!!!!!!

Speak for yourself! Several illustrious BMs are academically adept and acutely aware (when sober). Want some names? Well - there's me and .............. oh yeah, Denver and Tarzan and ................................well anyway, that's three
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 09-04-2007, 15:27
Silky's Avatar
Silky Silky is offline
Registered User [2499]
New user
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Germany
Posts: 4
nice intro,
now - i think about it-
the people who sleep in the daytime and come out when the sun is gone.
hmmm, i know a lot of them, hmmm
they have rings under the eye's and they have not so much skincolour....
moving to a lobster, when they see the sun....
it's very remakable and curious...
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 09-04-2007, 21:46
RobRoy RobRoy is offline
Registered User [19537]
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Germany
Posts: 651
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silky View Post
nice intro,
now - i think about it-
the people who sleep in the daytime and come out when the sun is gone.
hmmm, i know a lot of them, hmmm
they have rings under the eye's and they have not so much skincolour....
moving to a lobster, when they see the sun....
it's very remakable and curious...

And those are the healthy ones, Silky.
Reply With Quote

Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +7. The time now is 07:47.


 
Hotel Guide

Services

Summer Breeze Hotel Thai Visa Express - Immigration consultants Phuket smart homes, home cinema, lighting controllers
Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0 RC3 © 2006, Crawlability, Inc.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35