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Old 21-05-2007, 11:21
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g day mates.
im looking to head over thailand for the 1st time late july for a few weeks. whats the weather like that time off year and are the clubs busy?

whay are the best places to go to see some good looking women?
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Old 21-05-2007, 11:34
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g day mates.
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late july for a few weeks. whats the weather like that time off year
Very Hot, plus on and off rain
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are the clubs busy?
Not very, but not as slow as May. You should see plenty of activity
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whay are the best places to go to see some good looking women?
This is Thailand - just about everywhere. If you are looking for P4P it depends on where you are going. Phuket: Bangla area in Patong; Bangkok: Sukhumvit from Nana to Soi Cowboy and Pattaya: just about everywhere.
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mostly staying in phukey for the time.
sweet starting to get excited. should be a great trip. is there are rule on prices for the ladies?
im new to all this gear. just want to have a great time without loosing my savings account at the same time.
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Old 21-05-2007, 12:59
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G'day sport, the sheilas in Thailand are grouse all over cobber.
The clubs in Phuket aren't so Bonzo though.

STREWTH!

Do you mean bonza Gonzo?
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Old 21-05-2007, 13:04
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Dont make me chuck a berko Bruce!!

No worries, she'll be right mate. Anyway cobber, me mouth's drier than a nun's nasty, so I'm off to the local for a schooner of New.
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hi and welcome...take some time and have a good read...lots of great info to be found......ij
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welcome to the board mate - i'm sure you'll have a great trip and dont forget to write a little TR about it
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Welcome. From a fellow Aussie, drop the 'strine,.. no one will get it unless ya wanna spend all yer time in an Aussie bar . You'll have to repeat yourself no end and unless you got a motza hangin out of your strides you wont have as much fun. It aint Bali.
Speak english clearly and be polite and you WILL have the time of your life!
They dont, on the whole ,appreciate yobbos , so they just charge accordingly...have fun and be polite.( These are 2 of Thais HIGHEST values.)
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on topic : welcome coxl and have a great time in Phuket (shouldn't be too difficult i guess :-))

off topic : can any of you translate those ozzi slang words, just out of general intrest?
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Welcome to the board coxl. Don't worry about these yuppies knockin yer mate. I'm a Westie and a great place to live. As Mai Chob said just normal English and she'll be right.

[quote=off topic : can any of you translate those ozzi slang words, just out of general intrest?[/QUOTE]

Bonza = good
Schooner of New = beer
Sheilas=women
Grouse = good
Cobber = mate
drier than a nuns = nuns don't get wet is the implication, but who knows.
yobbo/bogun = common or uncouth.

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Wasnt nockin you mate...

Nockin= criticizing
Strides = pants
Motza= a lot, ie cash in this instance
'strine = Australian dialect
Wozza =penis
"Top of the wozza"= the head of the penis, ie the best
Fair Dink or Fair Dinkum =Really
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Coxl...Welcome to the board. - Hours of reading should answer most of your questions. A stop by the M.T.B. and meeting some of the other BM will also enhance your trip.
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Welcome to the board. Enjoy it her and there and don't forget to write a trip report and add some pictures.
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tnx likeitalot835 and mai chob!

Google :Going Berko, or 'chucking a berko' is to go mad or crazy, usually with rage

I find your language funny mak mak (no disrespect!)

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Bello, you are getting a bit "Out There" mate, arent ya (chai mai?).
coxl, theres a little box up the top right that you can 'personal message' if you want to know something and dont want it public...if u have any questions...
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g day mates.
im looking to head over thailand for the 1st time late july for a few weeks. whats the weather like that time off year and are the clubs busy?

whay are the best places to go to see some good looking women?

how are ya bud? firstly welcome to the board,like the guys said have a good read theres plenty to learne about los on this forum.
I will be in thailand in july through to august 10 so if you need a guide or a drinking partner you can jump on our band wagon... cheerz..
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how are ya bud? firstly welcome to the board,like the guys said have a good read theres plenty to learne about los on this forum.
I will be in thailand in july through to august 10 so if you need a guide or a drinking partner you can jump on our band wagon... cheerz..

thanks for the offer luv u long time. i may take you up on that plan regards to the drink. i arrive on the 2nd off august now due to work problems but cant wait. looking forward to some fun in the sun.

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thanks for the offer luv u long time. i may take you up on that plan regards to the drink. i arrive on the 2nd off august now due to work problems but cant wait. looking forward to some fun in the sun.

im leavin in 7 hours time cant bloody wait, yeah mate ill have a look at this site on the 2nd or 3rd and we'll organise to meet at mai tai and catch up for a drink and a chat all the best mate cya soon
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well i finally touch down in phuket this coming teusday and simply cant wait to get into it. got myself booked into the summerbrezze for my time in phuket ( thanks the the board for the suggestions).
looking forward to catching up with some you boys if you in town in the next two weeks.
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