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28-08-2007, 18:56
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"Namaste"
'Sup folks...
I'm a complete newbie to the Thai scene and am finally finished planning my first trip and Phuket was the most recommended to me by my thai army freinds... whoop whoop,  this is me as I land Friday nightI know my hotel is around the Patong area but no idea where ? but I am sure I should be able to find MTB without too much hassle... Anywho, just though I would say howdy and if you see a 6ft7in walking toilet brush covered in tattoo's then please do the right thing, stop me and say hello and then point me to the bar !!! 
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28-08-2007, 19:03
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....or the toilet ! Have Fun ! 
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28-08-2007, 19:07
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namaste is indian innit?but welcome anywho,have a good time and watch out at the back of soi eric then,they might keep you.
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28-08-2007, 19:11
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It's a hindu/nepali greeting, I however am a South African who lives in Scotland, at the moment I am stuck in Kathmandu for the next year...
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28-08-2007, 19:45
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Baie jammer. Welkom hier and enjoy yourself. How long will you be staying?
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29-08-2007, 04:50
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welcome to the board...you'll have the time of your life!
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29-08-2007, 22:24
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condoms...check? 555555555! buy in bulk...you'll need em!
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29-08-2007, 22:54
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hi and welcome to the board....im sure you will have a lot of fun in los............
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29-08-2007, 23:31
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Hia nd welcome to the board... Will be interesting to read your views on how you find Thailand. Have a great time (which I am sure you will do).
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03-09-2007, 01:36
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They should be no 1 on any check list...i forgot mine and had to buy in Thailand. God they were tight and blue murder to get on when drunk! although if you ask nicely the GF may help
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03-09-2007, 02:41
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one thing for shure the girls wear amperbroekie
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09-09-2007, 22:00
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Hmmm, my trip to LOS... how do I describe it....
Crap, comes to mind... Now I know I am not an attractive guy, I am 6ft7 and weight in at 145lbs soaking wet (not my fault, KTM vs Bell Tree Feller, KTM 0 - Bell 1) and yes I have a face like a smacked **** but for shites sake I was told Thailand would be different, if you are a decent enough chap and not a cheap skate you can have a damn good time was the story (complete bloody porky pies it seems) My days were great, sailing, swimming, exploring to isles to my hearts content but the evenings were frikking bleak to be honest, the only hit I had was in the Harley Davidson bar in Kamala beach that was by a heffer (as in heffer-lotta-ass) and tapping a mother of 2 was not gonna happen, I might be fugly but damn. I though the Thai's were different then the western and SA chicks, christ, fat english blokes (no offense) who were dodgier then your uncle pete the catholic priest were tapping absolute honeys yet I was striking out faster then a blind batsmen playing the Mets. I am clean, honest, earn a helluva good salary and can afford to spoil the girls rotten, yet I was getting as much love as mother Theresa's corpse. To top it all off, tonights my last night in LOS and I am in BKK so I reckoned to myself... get an escort, prepaid must be the way to go... not a chance, trust me to get a farking refund, not my type I get told, what bollocks is that ??? Anyway, rant over... Thailand, I came, I saw, I got farked over.
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09-09-2007, 22:51
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A. Very unusual for them not to have kids they are supporting- why you think they are here? Do u really believe they lub Hansum Man. B. They don't care about how successful you are so long as you contribute to their welfare fund. They less interested in your aftershave than the contents of your wallet. C. Y'all hurry back now y'heah!
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09-09-2007, 23:22
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did you actually go to bangla?kamalalala is not the place for tons of girls all willing to **** you ,kamaalalala beer garden has a few though
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09-09-2007, 23:22
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It seems to me, however, you made a gross "miscalculation" assuming that you had some time to study before you went. Hope you next destination will suit you better.
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10-09-2007, 00:09
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im very suprised you could not find a nice girl ive seen ugly guys and i mean pretty unattractive guys iwth nice girls, ive seen massively overweights guys and im talking , 25st plus getting girls etc , mabye u were looking in the wrong places ???????????????????????????im sure u must have been
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