Phuket Thailand

sick in bed · #1 19-10-2007, 14:16

i will be going to phuket from the end of october for about a week. i've visited pattaya before on my HONEYMOON. loved the food and the beach, cheap drinks and great shame that i had to be there with my wife.

anyway, this time i'm going to celebrate my DIVORCE. i enjoy drinking so will probably make the mai thai my first stop to get the low down. you'll recognise me because i'm fat, ugly and hung like a bee.

Masterwoodsman · #2 19-10-2007, 14:22

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Originally Posted by sick in bed

i will be going to phuket from the end of october for about a week. i've visited pattaya before on my HONEYMOON. loved the food and the beach, cheap drinks and great shame that i had to be there with my wife.

anyway, this time i'm going to celebrate my DIVORCE. i enjoy drinking so will probably make the mai thai my first stop to get the low down. you'll recognise me because i'm fat, ugly and hung like a bee.

hahahahah classic opening post.... nothing like a bit of honesty in this world !!!!

Don't worry you'll feel at home here as you have the same credentials as most aussies !!!!! 55555

aussie45 · #3 19-10-2007, 14:25

Welcome to the board SIB, I'm sure your divorce will be better than the honeymoon

JayBee · #4 19-10-2007, 14:31

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Originally Posted by sick in bed;

i will be going to phuket from the end of october for about a week. i've visited pattaya before on my HONEYMOON. loved the food and the beach, cheap drinks and great shame that i had to be there with my wife.

anyway, this time i'm going to celebrate my DIVORCE. i enjoy drinking so will probably make the mai thai my first stop to get the low down. you'll recognise me because i'm fat, ugly and hung like a bee.

You took your wife with you on your HONEYMOON??

What were you thinking?!!

P.S. Welcome to the Board!, SIB. BTW, why are you sick in bed. Hope you get better in time for your trip!!

Pad Mc · #5 19-10-2007, 14:54

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Originally Posted by sick in bed

i will be going to phuket from the end of october for about a week. i've visited pattaya before on my HONEYMOON. loved the food and the beach, cheap drinks and great shame that i had to be there with my wife.
anyway, this time i'm going to celebrate my DIVORCE. i enjoy drinking so will probably make the mai thai my first stop to get the low down. you'll recognise me because i'm fat, ugly and hung like a bee.

Fantastic sick in bed!

Welcome to the board. I look forward to your future contributions.

K2 · #6 19-10-2007, 15:08

Welcome SIB ... your honeymoon was not the cause of your divorce was it?

Anyway have a great bit of therapy here ... good luck and enjoy the Forum.

Oasis · #7 19-10-2007, 16:20

Nice one SIB

Chok Dee on your second and no doubt it's gonna be one of your best trips to LOS.

MassMoose · #8 19-10-2007, 17:01

Welcome to the board. I bet LOS has caused many people to get divorced.

Ceewye · #9 19-10-2007, 17:16

Welcome SIB... Hope your therapy in Phuket is helpful.

btw... how sick are you in bed?

IRISH JONNY · #10 19-10-2007, 17:25

hi and welcome..have a good read before you post the stupid qS.......55555555.......lots of great info on here...........ij

shanghai · #11 19-10-2007, 17:29

Welcome to the board SIB. I reckon the marriage was doomed from the honeymoon. How long were you married?I wish I had the balls to get divorced.

I was there with my wife but I still managed to sh*g 8 or 9 girls. Made my holiday

sick in bed · #12 19-10-2007, 17:46

married just over a year which was just over a year too long. finally lost the insane ***** this week. the cause of the divorce was my lack of life insurance, or more precisely my inability to erase my lack of life insurance by actually getting life insurance.

i was being a little modest in my initial post, it's not so much that i like drinking it's more that i'm an alcoholic. so i'd love to be as sick in bed as possible but the mind is often willing while the flesh is fast asleep. there is some pleasure afforded in imagining what i could be doing and saving that up for a wank in the short window between waking up and starting the day's boozing, the only time i am sentient. wonder what fetishes i'll be too drunk to enjoy to the fullest in my stay?

MrDK · #13 19-10-2007, 18:35

Whatever your pleasures ... welcome to the board

loner · #14 19-10-2007, 21:10

hihihi.. welcome to the board..

hmmm.. might be able to

with u..

JayBee · #15 20-10-2007, 19:11

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married just over a year which was just over a year too long. finally lost the insane ***** this week. the cause of the divorce was my lack of life insurance, or more precisely my inability to erase my lack of life insurance by actually getting life insurance.

Are you serious? Who ever divorced someone for not getting insurance?She must be f*cking crazy. Good riddens to her.

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Originally Posted by sick in bed;

i was being a little modest in my initial post, it's not so much that i like drinking it's more that i'm an alcoholic. so i'd love to be as sick in bed as possible but the mind is often willing while the flesh is fast asleep. there is some pleasure afforded in imagining what i could be doing and saving that up for a wank in the short window between waking up and starting the day's boozing, the only time i am sentient. wonder what fetishes i'll be too drunk to enjoy to the fullest in my stay?

Well, if it is alcohol you want, Phuket is the place to go. But if I were you I would at least get a few blue diamonds, and even if you are only sober when you wake up, hey, no problem, just be sure you wake up with a little cutie next to you and you'l have plenty of sex in your life!!

JayBee · #16 20-10-2007, 19:13

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Originally Posted by shanghai;

I wish I had the balls to get divorced.

If you really feel that way, then may I suggest you grow a pair and dump her!

You'll never regret it!

keith67 · #17 20-10-2007, 22:00

hi and welcome to the board....don't think i need tell you to have a drink for me do i.....555555......

zarf · #18 21-10-2007, 01:34

I like it sib....you're going to the best place to get over it!