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01-11-2007, 14:44
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Mistakes We Make
Hi Everyone
I thought I would throw out a thread and see if there some interesting stories from any newbies like me or the long term BM's regarding any mistakes they made with ladies when new to the LOS or your most embarrassing moment either way it should make for some fun and hopefully educational responses. My most embarrassing moment so far occured when exiting the toilet on Sol Seadragon ( I Think) there was a small concrete ramp from the shop out to the bar areas. As I went down the ramp a pretty young lady was comming towards me to use the facilities. She gave me one of those smiles (you know what I'm talking about) and being a newbie I was a little star struck thinking she must really think I hansum man . I smiled a big one back and proceeded to trip over my own feet performing a swan dive onto the ground in front of all those bars. As I fell instinct kicked in and I grabbed for anything I could to help prevent my impending pain finding nothing of any help my left hand went into a clenched fist just as I flew by the lovely lady. Needless to say I connected hitting this poor BG right in the temple of heaven,the map of tassie alright the virgina. I went down, she went down and half the people in the bars pissed their pants. I got up first trying to hold some dignity together and pretend I wasnt hurt ( grazes hurt you know ) and rushed to her aid where she lay doubled up and moaning(which can be a good thing in different circumstances) . It seemed that going to the toilet was now off the agenda and her friends and I helped her back to a stool with me trying to come up with a word like so sorry in thai. I bought her a drink and walked back to the bar 3 doors down where I had come from and told the manager Som what had happened and she too thought it was a great laugh. I pointed out the unfortunate lady to Som and as we looked towards her direction she was sitting on the ground still doubled up rocking backwards and forwards with her friends around her patting her back laughing still. I said to my friend Som (also a lady) that I felt terrible hitting a women like that, to which Som repiled dont worry you no hit lady and I think she pissed her pants. Regards GHLamb  " I'm not falling in love I'm just falling to pieces " 
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#2
01-11-2007, 19:40
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Perhaps you are the only one to make mistakes??
At least, the only one admitting it!! I made a couple but.no no no no, I aint even travelling in THAT direction, merely to point out it was not a LB experience!!!
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02-11-2007, 03:30
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No wonder it hurt!!!!!
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....but of course I was verey verey draaank at the taaame!!!
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03-11-2007, 23:11
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I'm not sure if this is what you mean ...
My first trip to LOS, to Phuket. Spent some time in a few bars in Soi Eric, and eventually settled upon one just along from the MTB, mainly because there were a couple of nice looking BGs there (as if there was any other reason?). BF'ed one of the girls, back to room, about to 'boom-boom' when she says I'm too big for her, and it will hurt too much. So, pay her the money, don't get any boom-boom, and she goes home. In the morning I feel a complete fool. Why isn't there a smiley for a 'laughing jackass'!?
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04-11-2007, 01:44
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i think she spotted you as a first timer! You should have just sent her packing with nothing and then went back to the bars to get another girl. Unless you are really big and it was a problem, then maybe give her 200 baht for trying!
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04-11-2007, 03:12
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Well, I did put that message up as evidence of a 'mistake'!
I went back the following evening, and BF'ed her again, but this time we managed to 'put the square peg in the round hole'. Maybe I'll post a message about chatting-up a LB?!
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04-11-2007, 15:33
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My biggest noob mistake, and kinda embarrassing was on BKK airport when arriving there for the first time.
At the arrivals i thought that everyone who was wearing a yellow polo was an airport official (it was on a monday mind you). So booking a ride to my hotel with one of these people would guarantee me a fair price. Not only did i pay way more than a metered taxi ride, but the driver had me paying 200 bhat on top of that for the tollway. Lessons learned.
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04-11-2007, 16:51
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Was in a bar in Bangkok and needed to use the toilet.
As I walked in I didn't see any urinals but there was a big round trough in the middle of the room. Seemed strange to me and not very private but no one else was around so I used it. Later in the evening the bar was much busier and when I went to the toilet there was a line up around the corner. Turns out the urinals were behind a wall. The trough apparently had a foot pedal to turn on a faucet and customers were washing their hands. Guess I pissed in the sink.
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05-11-2007, 01:03
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Second trip to LOS, apparently no lessons learnt during the first trip! D'oh!
Laying on the beach one afternoon, it was quiet, and not many people about (I was right up at the north end of the beach). I was aware of some movement just along from me. I looked-up, and there was this Thai 'vision of beauty' just about to strecth out on a sun bed. Although she was laying down on a sun-bed I could see that she was quite tall. She had an amazing figure, long black hair, and when she caught me looking at her she flashed a dazzling smile. Over the next 30 minutes I looked at her briefly maybe about 10 times, and each time she managed to catch me glancing at her, and each time she flashed that smile. The next time I looked she had taken off her trousers, and I saw a fabulous pair of legs. And she caught me looking and smiled. Ten minutes later she had removed her top, and she had a superb fugure. And she caught me looking and smiled. I figured that since I was on holiday I had nothing to lose, so I smiled back her, just to let her know that I'd noticed her. And she smiled back. Wahay, this is looking good. The next time our eyes met I gave her the 'drinky, drinky' motion and she smiled to say 'yes'. I walked over to the sun bed adjacent to her's and asked what she wanted to drink ... just a Fanta. I got the drinks and went back to sit with her, hoping that this would go further. She swung her legs around to face me so that we could face each other while we talked. And then I noticed it. Ladyboy! Aaaaaargh!
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05-11-2007, 01:08
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1st time i visited my gf's village we all ended up sitting on the patio drinking for about 6 hours
her whole family, a couple other farangs all of sudden, the plastic chair im sitting on breaks under me and im flat on my ass!! well, you know thai's love slapstick humor and they were laughing so hard they couldnt breathe!@
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05-11-2007, 18:25
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this also happened to me at my g/f's house with the family all around, however instead of laughing they (my g/f the loudest) all screamed and rushed to help me up......!!!!!! My g/f went 'white', which for a Thai aint easy, and her mother was almost in tears (probably thinking the 'golden goose' was dead - only joking as she is a wonderfull lady) - her 2 nieces also went quite pale but after that I had to sit on a very well made wooden stool - pity was it was bleedin' hard on the rear end....555555 My g/f still talks about it now and tells my she was velly, velly worried about me......... you just gotts love 'em eh..... 
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05-11-2007, 19:01
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That happened to me too on the first day of my first visit to my GF's village. After it cracked, I fell flat on my back and banged my head against the wall. Everybody was laughing their head off, even my GF. But with her it lasted just 2 seconds after which she ran to the bathroom to get a wet cloth to cool my head and cared for me for the next 10-15 minutes giving angry looks to everybody who still dared to laugh. Later on, this situation was regarded as a great introduction. When we touch that topic again, everybody still laugh a lot, including me and her.
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06-11-2007, 05:23
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kind of a running gag, one might think...55555555
let's put a falang on a dodgy chair and have a laugh when he falls on his a$$
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06-11-2007, 09:18
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my first trip to LOS about 7 years ago....i had heard clothes were cheap and as i hate shopping i said i wont take ANY luggage and do one big day shopping in LOS, buy a bag full of clothes and i'll be set for the year.
Well i got on the plane in shorts and a top with my most hated clunky sandles (which i could throw away and not have to take up room in my suitcase once i got my new gear) and a handbag.....nothing else. BIG mistake.....being 5'10" and an aussie size 10 i was like some giant....no clothes to fit freaks such as i.....and certainly no shoes ...i was about 4 sizes out of range......one girl in a shop said...'well you could wear the shoebox...ha ha ha' thanks! so i went the whole trip (3 weeks) in the horrid sandels and the clothes i had on...managed to add a few god awful t-shirts, sarong and guys joggers....got back on the plane for home, again with no luggage.....things are a bit better now in LOS, you can get bigger things and can get stuff made, however i now always bring my shoes and clothes from OZ.
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06-11-2007, 15:48
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lol......this one really had me laughing. It's a funny mistake i would say. cheers
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06-11-2007, 19:52
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and you would blow away in the breeze......funny how i now look for xxl shorts...and get excited if they have a pair.....and then go back to Oz and i'm in the smaller sizes. I am glad that more Thai's have got fat i Phuket....just for the selfish reason of being able to buy knickers here (on rare occasions).
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08-11-2007, 22:04
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[quote=Nanook;404291]That happened to me too QUOTE]
sounds like the chairs are not very sturdy in Thailand.....lololOlLol
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08-11-2007, 22:24
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[quote=MadNomad;405318]
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 Or we're built not light enough  .Thing is that usually those plastic chairs are old and worn and crack easy. So BM's be warned!
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08-11-2007, 23:37
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My embarrassing moment was when I was at my XGF home up in the village. I didn't break the plastic chair...I broke the cement bench. If you have ever seen the table and chairs/bench that are tiled and made from cement, you'll know what I mean.
The corner of the cement leg had fractured when I first moved it, but when I sat down, it completely broke off. Lucky, only the family had seen what had happened. I'm sure when guess frequented the family home, they would have seen the broken bench, and I'm sure it was blamed on the Farang (ME).
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13-11-2007, 12:59
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I smiled a big one back and proceeded to trip over my own feet performing a swan dive onto the ground in front of all those bars. As I fell instinct kicked in and I grabbed for anything I could to help prevent my impending pain finding nothing of any help my left hand went into a clenched fist just as I flew by the lovely lady. Needless to say I connected hitting this poor BG right in the temple of heaven,the map of tassie alright the virgina. I went down, she went down and half the people in the bars pissed their pants.
Mate thats Fcuking hillarious.. had stomache cramps and all .... i was picturing it as you were explaining it and mate oh i wish i was there.... 3 votes for that story
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14-11-2007, 17:27
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