A Newbie Does High Season Part One

[GHLamb]

Hi to all the BM's

I just returned from my first high season trip to the LOS and thought I would share my experiences and thoughts. My trip started with a 13 hour delay leaving Oz due to mechanical problems with the plane (AirAsiaX) which hadn't even left KL. The airline in their wisdom only informed passengers of the delay when they arrived at the airport expecting to board in the next couple of hours. After getting up at 4.30 am this was not a great start to my short trip when every hour lost was an hour not spent in the LOS. Finally arrived and as you have all experienced, the feeling of walking out into the sunshine of Phuket has that certain buzz that is feed by your expectations of the experiences your mind and body will share in the not to distant future. As promised by Gary from Lawan my transport(Limo/Taxi - 500 Baht) to Patong was waitng and within a few minutes of hitting my room for a refreashing shower I hit the streets in search of my favourite 2 massage girls as I had a severe need for a long 2 hour oil massage after my trip. I found one of them around the corner and off to my room we went and as Bob Dylan said " She stole my voice and left me howling at the Moon."
Relaxed,refreshed and focused I walked out into the darkness of my first night in high season and headed for the delights of Bangla road. My first impression of bangla and the bars was it wasn't as crowed as I thought it would be especially as you headed into the Soi's towards MTB or any of the other bars I wanted to vist which is important as I nearly didnt come to Patong at this time because I don't enjoy huge crowds and I thought low season was more for me. So dont be put off by the sound of high season
( no seats in bars and too much competition for Girls ) in fact in Suzy Wongs at 10-45pm I was the only customer in the place and dancing with 3 semi - naked BG's with a Jakie Daniels in one hand and a firm buttock in the other is just what this stressed out newbie needed. Then came my first experience with a FL..........

Regards
GHLamb

[slampay]

And thennnnnnnnnn.....

[Crustasian]

Met you in MTB and then saw you later in Suzie Wongs.That was a fun night.

[The Loop]

[quote=GHLamb;418523 in fact in Suzy Wongs at 10-45pm I was the only customer in the place and dancing with 3 semi - naked BG's with a Jakie Daniels in one hand and a firm buttock in the other is just what this stressed out newbie needed.GHLamb[/QUOTE]

555555.......Off to a great start.

You sound like a "wolf dressed in sheeps(Lamb) clothing".

[georgelondon]

did you get hit with the rubber bats in suzy wongs?

[The Loop]

Originally Posted by georgelondon

did you get hit with the rubber bats in suzy wongs?

I`d rather be the hitter than the hitee...5555555

[Spector]

Originally Posted by georgelondon

did you get hit with the rubber bats in suzy wongs?

When you go to Suzie’s you must be a participant to glean to most enjoyment over whacking half naked girls on the butt with those rubber pipes. The girls like to whack back also.

[GHLamb]

Hi there Crustasian

Thanks for the warm welcome at the MTB when I first met you there and yes that was a fun night I am a bit fuzzy on the details but I seem to remember doing a mean John Travolta dance ( Saturday Night Fever) at Suzy Wong's spining around and there you were looking very comfortable and a bit amused by my dance moves I think. I do like the music they play at SW, I was wondering if they would let me play a few of my favourite tracks if I brought them with me(MP3's on USB) in March. I would be happy to pay for the experience of seeing these lovely ladies dancing to my music. What to do you think?

PS I buggered up the directions to your bar so my number one goal is to have a drink there in March.

Regards
GHLamb

[GHLamb]

On the night that I ran into Crustasian I BF a beautiful lady ( beautiful to me as we all have differnt taste) from Suzy Wong's. She was tall with a body that said I'm a woman come play with me, light brown skin that felt like velvet to touch with a taste that a chef would wait his whole life to discover,natural breasts not to small or large, short bob hair style comming to her shoulders and a smile that could melt your heart one moment or in a split second send in pumping so fast you might pass out in anticipation of what may lay behind it. If you still have trouble finding her in SW's she had her tongue pierced with what looked like a small white pebble on the top and bottom.
I had many interesting experiences with women in my life but to have a unique experience at this time in my life is something you dont forget. It wasnt sexual but in a strange way it was one of the most erotic experiences I have ever had. We were laying in bed facing each other with enough light entering the room to clearly see each other expressions and for me to just drown in that face. She put a hand on each side of my face and drew it so close to her's our noses were touching at which time she raised her face slightly and breathed slowly but firmly from her nose directly into my nasal passages. She continued to do this for what seemed minutes timing her exhale to my inhale it was like drinking a person's soul. I sit here now having trouble trying to describe the feeling I was having at that moment it was just sublime.

Strange I know and you may laugh at me or say "was it too much drink or too little sleep " but to me if I never returned to the LOS this is the memory I will keep.

Kind regards

GHLamb

[Crustasian]

Originally Posted by GHLamb

Hi there Crustasian

Thanks for the warm welcome at the MTB when I first met you there and yes that was a fun night I am a bit fuzzy on the details but I seem to remember doing a mean John Travolta dance ( Saturday Night Fever) at Suzy Wong's spining around and there you were looking very comfortable and a bit amused by my dance moves I think. I do like the music they play at SW, I was wondering if they would let me play a few of my favourite tracks if I brought them with me(MP3's on USB) in March. I would be happy to pay for the experience of seeing these lovely ladies dancing to my music. What to do you think?

PS I buggered up the directions to your bar so my number one goal is to have a drink there in March.Regards
GHLamb

I was not going to mention your John Travolta antics but the girls loved it.Raw is the owner of Suzis and if you grought in a disc I am sure the girls would give it a go.

[Raw]

I am happy that you had a good time in Suzy Wong's and one of our girls made your holiday a little better. reading this makes all the back ground work me & my wife do, all worth while.

I believe the girl you mention is Oh. Got a picture of her if you want.


Crustasian is right will be happy to play some of your tracks. we usually play 85% rock,country and dance able oldies & 15% newer dance just to keep the girls happy. (MP3's on USB) is perfact.

[luv u long time]

you poor bugger... sounds like you had a blast, and now your back to reality and sounds like you got a severe case of the LOS blues. Dont worry mate we all go through it. Im leaving for LOS in 5 days and im already dreading leaving the joint.... till next time mate

[GHLamb]

Hi Guys

Thanks Raw for the positive feedback on being able to play a few tracks at your bar next trip which will be the first weekend of March. Suzy Wongs is a great place to hang out at and on my last trip I seemed to go there each night. I would love a picture of the lady in question if possiable.

Your right luv u long time I do get those dreaded blues each time I leave the LOS but good advice from the other BM's to book the next trip ASAP seems to keep them under control along with the great memories you bring home. Have a great trip and Merry Christmas to everybody.

Regards
GHLamb

[larrynorman]

Good trip report, think I will certainly put Suzy Wongs on my agenda for the next trip in April. Sounds like a real hoot!

[suakopannu]

Looks like I will definately have to visit Suzy Wongs next trip over

[GHLamb]

Last Part .......

Just a bit of feedback on a couple of things other then BG's. I know boring you may think but it may be useful for somebody. I tried one of the local seafood restaurants for the first time being Savoy seafood which I saw mentioned a few times on the forum. I have to say it wasn't near the best seafood I have tasted, it fact to my surprise it was a bit bland ( had the big tiger prawns for main BBQ in garlic butter which was recomended by the staff ) on top of that when I checked the bill( After I had payed ) they had charged me for wine I didnt have, which in the end I told them to keep as a tip because of the hassle of getting a refund. For the price I expected better and I will try for another recomendation on the forum in the future. One night I broke one of my own rules and got pretty pisssed and was walking along the soi seadragon and heard some very good guitar work comming from bar next to Hells Bells I think about 3-00am. It was a trio of local guys with a lead singer/ guitarist playing Voodoo chilli from J Hendrix with great feeling. I ended up staying for about an hour and if you are in the mood for some very good late night music this is recomended.
If the midday heat gets to you as it does me sometimes there is a food court on the lower level of the huge shopping center J Ceylon (excuse spelling) which serves a wide variety of local foods and some great ice cold drinks made from your choice of friuts etc at low prices and the AC keeps the place very cool. This is a great place for a nibble and to read a book in the middle of a hot day. Having gone to both Tiger and Taipan on this trip I must say my vote goes to Taipan only because of far less crowd, less smoke as I am a non smoker and the noise level is lower . As far as meeting FL they seem about the same with Tiger having a younger falang crowd to compete with.

Last word to MTB good place to meet people not just BM's with prices that are very fair compared to other bars in the bar fine area especially and while I was there one night for about an hour the owner Nicke rang the bell twice himself which didn't happen in any other place I visted. I look forward to going back in March.

Hope this helps
Regards

GHLamb

[Mai Chob]

That Savoey! I'll never eat there again.
There were only 2 kids at the table having cokes, so guess who got served the Singha beers??.... the staff were air heads and it was pricey.
SW's is a good laugh.

[retepg]

Nice one GHLamb. I will be sure to pay Suzy Wong's a visit when I am over in March.

[Hunter Valley]

Thanks for your advice GHLamb.

HV