Phuket Thailand

kodazsamui · #1 13-05-2008, 06:08

newbie intro and a passion for los
my intro
not long returned from my 3rd visit to los, and it just gets better. i just envy the way the thai just get on with things, they have very little if any comforts in life, yet there always happy, smiling folk. so may i start by saying "i dont go with lady", why you may ask?. well i travel with a few friends & my fiances "3" yes "three" brothers. so now you understand my position.this does not distract my enjoyment in any way. we all frequent the local soi's whether its in bangkok, phuket or my personnal favourite koh samui and i include myself in the bar traditions with the bg's, pool, connect4, jenga & the dreaded nail game. i have great conversations & laughs with the bg's, well thats when they can understand my geordie accent - its usally "WHAT YOU TALK" my reply "ENGLISH", bg's reply with a frown "NOT ENGLISH". we stay at the yorkshire inn in patong, with its very friendly staff and great food but i hear their extending the number of rooms & restaurant, which may spoil it i feel.
well thats enough about me, here's a funny story which happened to 1 of my friends- lets just say, we call him "SO" or "SERIAL OFFENDER".
SO he likes to be prepared for most outcomes in the bedroom, and therefore he buys his viagra in two forms - tablet & jelly which comes in a little sachet.
so he'd been with this bg for 2 previous nights & on the 3rd night there lying in bed & the bg says she has a small present for him, he takes what he thinks is a jelly viagra and says thanks but are you sure, bg replies yes, too which he rips it open and sqeezes it into his mouth, the bg shouts NO NO!! its lubricant!! happy days-will post more soon

Pad Mc · #2 13-05-2008, 06:42

lol, good intro.

Welcome to the board.

MrDK · #3 13-05-2008, 09:36

Welcome to the board.

Touring the LOS bar scene night after night and then always sleep alone would kill me.

retepg · #4 13-05-2008, 11:31

WTTB kodazsamui

A passion shared by many here believe me.

Datsun · #5 13-05-2008, 12:52

Welcome to the board, good intro

snakebite911 · #6 13-05-2008, 13:05

Welcome to the board!

nacha · #7 13-05-2008, 14:44

WTTB!!
nice intro and funny story that happened "your friend"

55555

IRISH JONNY · #8 13-05-2008, 16:02

Hi and wttb.ij

drlazy · #9 13-05-2008, 16:10

Hi and WTTB.

funny intro. Did you post the same on another forum? Because I'm sure I have read this story before

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Nanook · #10 13-05-2008, 19:29

Welcome to the board from me too.

dawsey · #11 14-05-2008, 04:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by drlazy

Hi and WTTB.

funny intro. Did you post the same on another forum? Because I'm sure I have read this story before

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You did read it before!

http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/469635-post21.html

I knew I'd seen that story before too 5555

Hunter Valley · #12 14-05-2008, 07:38

Welcome to the board

kodazsamui · #13 14-05-2008, 19:56

yeah, i posted the same intro a while back but in the middle of someone elses thead. - sorry

ma_kore · #14 14-05-2008, 20:48

Welcome Aboard chief!

Nice story there...if he was with an amazonian LB, then lubing his tonsils might have made sense

5555555

kodazsamui · #15 16-05-2008, 07:23

aye! you could not make it up!
same bloke got dragged by the same bg to the clinic for a h i v test, which he paid for the two of them, the durex split during buisness hours and to say the least, ooii! me not happy, ooii - what you do to me!, but good news followed as they were both neg.

Nacho · #16 07-06-2008, 03:52

That's great what you do!

Enjoying Thailand and the great features even with your gf!

Welcome on board!

PS: very funny your story