Theraputic Massage

[littlenose]

Can anyone reccommend a place for theraputic massage [ happy ending not required I know where to get them] just somewhere to ease my old bones in between drinking sessions and happy endings.

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by littlenose

Can anyone reccommend a place for theraputic massage [ happy ending not required I know where to get them] just somewhere to ease my old bones in between drinking sessions and happy endings.

You are in luck. Because you can get the best massage in Patong from my favorite No. 1 lady, named Tuk. (tuke, rhymes with duke). She is at C&N massage, right next to the hotel. She will make you happy with a great massage, no funny business. Thai or oil massage, she is great at both. I go for the Thai myself! She will show you no mercy, but after a few days of massages from her, you will feel like a new man! The 2 hour Thai massage is only 300 Baht. I think two hour oil massage is 500 Baht. Oil massage is a good deep muscle massage, and very pleasurable. But if you want the real deal, go for the Thai massage! The first few times, it may not always be very pleasant, but it gets results, and IMHO is the real health massage as opposed to the feel-good massage. As you become accustomed to getting the Thai massage on a regular basis, it does become quite pleasurable, in fact, for me, much more pleasurable than an oil massage can be.

[too cool]

Good question about theraputic massage, i stuffed my lower back up a month ago playing cricket and i'm still not 100% and worry about hurting it agian when i come back over, with all the bedroom fun i hope to have. I stayed at C&N Hotel last year but never had a massage there i will try it on this trip.

[aussie dollar]

found some bg give very good massage

[littlenose]

Thanks for the info guys, I will try them both.

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by too cool

Good question about theraputic massage, i stuffed my lower back up a month ago playing cricket and i'm still not 100% and worry about hurting it agian when i come back over, with all the bedroom fun i hope to have. I stayed at C&N Hotel last year but never had a massage there i will try it on this trip.

Absolutely the best thing you can have done for a bad lower back. In September of 2001, I ruptured a disc in my lower back. 2 months confined to bed, then 6 weeks of very limited activities. I couldn't work much, so I thought I may as well take a vacation. After one week of dragging my sorry ass around LOS, I was walking down a street in Chiang Mai when I saw a sandwich board out on the sidewalk that said, "Full body Thai Massage, 300 Baht." Having just got into town a few hours before, I was feeling pretty whipped from the flight and from wandering around aimlessly, trying to find the action. I thought, "H-m-m-m, sounds like just the thing!"

Her name was Oi. Best damn masseuse I've ever had. The first couple of days I wouldn't even let her touch my lower back, because the stuff she was doing to me seemed so strange. I was really scared she might cause the disc to rupture again, and then I would be really f*cked. But on about the third day, I was so amazed by this woman, that when she got to the part where she does the lower back, I closed my eyes, said a prayer to God, and kept my mouth shut. I cast my fate into her healing hands, and prayed that the faith that I instinctively felt in this woman, was not misplaced.

To this day, I believe that this woman has the gift of healing hands, and the skill to put them to good use. It was like a miracle. Even today it seems to me as if she performed a miracle. Because after 2 hours a day, every day for one week, my back was healed. That was after suffering with recurring bulging discs at least twice a year for 10 years, some years much worse. One year I was unable to work for the whole year.

Since that time, I have never had serious back problems. Only once when a masseuse in Patong karate-chopped that disc a year later, did I ever have any lower back pain again, and I only had to stay in from the bars one night that time. Since then I have not had more than the occasional tightness after a long day's work, or a long flight; nothing that a few hours rest doesn't relieve.

Unfortunately, the next year when I returned to Chiang Mai, I was unable to find Oi. Wherever she is today, God bless her soul, because she is a saint!

Not every masseuse is a good one. Some don't go with the real Thai massage, because they think if it hurts a little, you won't come back for more. And some just aren't very good, especially the ones who try to get by on their looks and charm. Unless you know you got a good one(there was never a doubt with Oi), try a few others and compare. When you get the feel for what a good Thai massage is like, then it is not hard to tell which one is the good one.

Good luck!

JayBee

[JohnTB]

Originally Posted by JayBee

You are in luck. Because you can get the best massage in Patong from my favorite No. 1 lady, named Tuk. (tuke, rhymes with duke). She is at C&N massage, right next to the hotel. She will make you happy with a great massage, no funny business. Thai or oil massage, she is great at both. I go for the Thai myself! She will show you no mercy, but after a few days of massages from her, you will feel like a new man! The 2 hour Thai massage is only 300 Baht. I think two hour oil massage is 500 Baht. Oil massage is a good deep muscle massage, and very pleasurable. But if you want the real deal, go for the Thai massage! The first few times, it may not always be very pleasant, but it gets results, and IMHO is the real health massage as opposed to the feel-good massage. As you become accustomed to getting the Thai massage on a regular basis, it does become quite pleasurable, in fact, for me, much more pleasurable than an oil massage can be.

Hello! Next to what hotel? Address? A Soi, at least, please!

[faultytowers]

Originally Posted by JohnTB

Hello! Next to what hotel? Address? A Soi, at least, please!

Post is from 2005 , so may be out of date.