where to avoid ladyboys

[planter]

Ok now ladyboys are not my thing and I dont want to take one home by mistake, can anyone tell me the clubs to avoid. Also how can you tell they are lb before its too late? I know this might sound obvious but please try and help, alternately which clubs should i try on a typical night

[Coolhand]

Clubs I am not sure about, but Soi Eric is supposed to be LB free.

How to tell the difference? Well there are lots of different signs, some, not all may be present:-
height - LBs may be taller than average thai man!! (something to do with hormone therapy).
adam's apple - may be covered up by choker.
Perfect tits - too perfect to be real
deeper voice - bit rough this one!
fingers - always forget how this one works but its something to do with length of fingers.
lunch box - bit of a give away this one!
probably many more

[dizbuster]

Originally Posted by planter

Ok now ladyboys are not my thing and I dont want to take one home by mistake, can anyone tell me the clubs to avoid. Also how can you tell they are lb before its too late? I know this might sound obvious but please try and help, alternately which clubs should i try on a typical night

I don't know of any clubs in Patong that are exclusively for ladyboys, there are a few bars like that though. If in doubt, just smile and ask !! As long as you are not rude or aggressive they won't bother you and most will understand if you find out there are not what you are after. However, once they have told you, don't expect them to shrug their shoulders and wander off, they will try and talk you in to crossing over to the dark side !! 55555 Relax and and stay calm, laugh with them and you will be fine, they are not farang eating monsters !! 55555 Look at them as people, treat them with a little respect and you will not have a problem.

Ladyboys that you see on the street and beach, i.e. not attached to a bar, should be treated with a little more caution, but again you should be safe. They are stories of guys getting pickpocted whilst they come up and grab your balls, but I have never had one try that with me !! 55555

Cheers
Diz

[Werwolf]

I agree with Diz.
But if you ask a real lady directly it could be some problems. So if you ask take the right words.
The TG don´t like the LB so much and if you compare her with one ……
I´m sure you will find out which one is a LB.
Have a good time

[river]

Good question they seem to get harder to spot every year Soi Eric as stated is apparently LB free they are usually taller than TG's and some of them can be quite stunning you really need to go and have a look for yourself there are notable differences to the trained eye, hands voice etc but these can be ever so subtle.

As far as Discos they generally frequent all of them so best not get to mao on your first few nights allthough this is virtually impossible.

[ThatGuy2]

A bud of mine i went to LOS 2 years ago with is a straight up aussie bumpkin.

He hates poofs queers homo's tranny's and the like.

But after being in LOS for a week he realised that they are just people havin fun, making a living and gettin some sexual attention like everyone else in phuket.

He has now been back to Phuket another 2 times and will quite happily sit at a bar and chat to a LB and buy her a drink, as will I, but he doesnt take her home.

Try and keep and open mind, dont stress and have a laff.

Dubs

[planter]

Please dont get me wrong. I have no problem with them as people and would be quite happy to chat with them, I just dont want to end up back at my room with one.
I am sure I will meet them, chat even buy them drinks I just dont want to drill one

[ThatGuy2]

if you take a gorgeous girl with big fake tits back to your room and start to get the blow job of your young like and then she says "please take the brown road home" and you do and you start to move the hand around the front for a tickle....

look as long as you give her a reach around EVERYONE cums off happy!!



DubZILLA

[steve@thaib]

Originally Posted by dizbusta

Ladyboys that you see on the street and beach, i.e. not attached to a bar, should be treated with a little more caution, but again you should be safe. They are stories of guys getting pickpocted whilst they come up and grab your balls, but I have never had one try that with me !! 55555

Cheers
Diz

This actually happened to me in Bangkok. I am ashamed to say that I lost my wallet and it caused me some grief. I am proud to relate though, that when I found my self very drunk on Sukhumvit road with a bloke in a pink mini-dress shaking me by the ****, my priority was getting that hand out of my pants! I now cross the road when approaching blokes in dresses.

[geespot]

Soi Eric is the only soi ladboy free

Discos:

Tiger Disco - ladyboy free
Banana Disco - ladyboy free
Taipan - ladyboy free
Baya Beach - has lady boys
Crocodile Disco ?
Safari - has ladyboys

The latest trend is to have a or some ladyboys in your bar, why? they seem to be even more popular than the girls - no exaggeration

Tiger Bars has plenty ladyboys
Soi Crocodile / Katoey - name speaks for itself
Soi Sansabai around 3am onwards in a favourite LB hunting ground
Stay away from the beach road at late night it can be dangerous with bad LB's

Generally speaking Patong is infested with LB's

G

[marc26]

i dont think ive been with a ladyboy, but i dont know. anyways, one night, me robb and rj went out, went to cocktail and dreams, bf'd 5 lb's and went to baya beach and had a blast. none of us went with them, except for a little dancing and we had a real good time

[hugos]

Originally Posted by Werwolf

I agree with Diz.
But if you ask a real lady directly it could be some problems. So if you ask take the right words.
The TG don´t like the LB so much and if you compare her with one ……

that`s no problem werwolf you will get the usual beerbootle on your head...... 5555555

[butterflyblonde]

I would just like to add the exagerated walking style and general manner is usually a dead giveaway.

When you see this you will soon learn how to spot them, trust me