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Old 12-06-2005, 23:14
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Spot on Ally

Most of the guys who brag they fcuk for free forget to mention that they have to do a lot of chasing and chatting first..FACT

They try to give the impression that the thai girls are easy if you are young/handsome..but personally..I don't believe the hype
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Spot on Ally

Most of the guys who brag they fcuk for free forget to mention that they have to do a lot of chasing and chatting first..FACT

They try to give the impression that the thai girls are easy if you are young/handsome..but personally..I don't believe the hype

Ill give you a good one BB,

One of the guy's who I was talking about previously was sitting beside me at Love Bar one night, And he was chatting up this norwegian bird, Well you should have heard the lines this guy was using, Holy shit!! I was embarassed for him, And I started laughing, And he caught me laughing, And he knew I was laughing at what he was saying, And he said to the bird "He's laughing at us". And obviously I had to deny it, But the fu*ker put me on the spot and tried to embarassed me, Anyway I thought fu*k him, So I decided to wind him up, And then start chatting to the bird, At this point his face was a picture So I carried on, Anyway he kept trying to come into our conversation, And at that point I said to her where did you's meet each other and she replied "Im not with him" he just sat down beside me..55555.. Well as you can imagine his face dropped!! I thought job done and left them to it, As I walking around to G on the other side of the bar she asked me, Where I was going..55555.. I bet he felt like a right ****..55555..

Anyway I made my excuse's and left them too it, But I bumped into him the next day and asked him how he got on with the bird at Love Bar? And he was Like "What Bird"... Trying to play dumb....Classic... Served him right the ****..55555..
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Nice one m8te..always good to serve up some good old justice to those who ''think'' they are superior
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This thread is absolutely great, lots of priceless tips and I have certainly learn lots... However, what's the time when the action begin? I remember we went out at about 11 pm but that felt abit late and like the action had been going on for a while... Is 9 pm a better time or is it too early???
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This thread is absolutely great, lots of priceless tips and I have certainly learn lots... However, what's the time when the action begin? I remember we went out at about 11 pm but that felt abit late and like the action had been going on for a while... Is 9 pm a better time or is it too early???

I think it entirely depends on your drive and stamina. You could have some afternoon delight at a massage parlour, an early evening ST and then finally take an LT home at the end of the night.

I like early evening action because I'm not inebriated and niether is the girl of my choosing whereas later it's likely that I will be pissed even if she isn't. But then having LT gives the option to postpone the exercise until the morning if neccessary.
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[quote=Social_Norm]I think it entirely depends on your drive and stamina. You could have some afternoon delight at a massage parlour, an early evening ST and then finally take an LT home at the end of the night.

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That sounds like a great idea and well I don't know as to how many boom booms I'll get from a lady which is also a factor Hmmm lots of variables to account for and it seems like improvising is a key word here... I have heard about this massage parlour places and I think there is one called Christine parlour near a bowling hall which is near old shark club... Do you know about others? Can you recomend a few and are there "rules" or "rituals" to follow when a guy visit such? An other thing I would like to ask if it's possible to have it done say a ST at a gogo bar... Do they have "backrooms" I could rent for an hour or so? Nothing fancy of course... Coz that would simplify thinks alot. This tip of yours really sounds great, here I was sort of feeling bad about asking and implying that I might have a different girl every night and you came to my aid and made me feel alot better by sharing this wonderful thought of having 3 or more different girls a day thanks mate, I owe you one and if we ever get to be at the same bar, drinks will be on me you have my word. Cheers!
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So, one day TG and I come out of Big C in BKK and head in a sort of MKBish direction and I just can't understand why she is so keen to take me to see a psychiatrist.... I hadn't spent that much on her...

Turns out she was suggesting taking the skytrain back to the hotel (sukaitree)

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nothing worse than people braggin about there "conquests".....these twats are best to be avoided...or stitched up.

and for those of u suffering from the language barrier....try to get the girls to say " CRISPY CHIPS" it gets a good laugh out of everybody...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is good for fun like that or my personal favorite Squirrel

Of course then they can get us to attempt saying near and far to get thier own back !!
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Talking How To Ask .... (about My New Avatar)

... do you got a long dikc ?
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...Ice-cream to cold ?
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Hey Crazy

If Nicke lets you keep that avatar then I'm changing mine

I have seen some absolute crackers,but they are a little risque
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Hey "Dawsey" !

Yes i know what you mean , i been having second thought´s about this one 5555
Came home from a friends 50 years party last night and i gue´ i was more drunk and stupid then in a long time hahaha
Thought Nicke or someone already deleted it but i can see it´s still there .. might change it to nite


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Unhappy

I chickend out "Dawsey" .. don´t want Nicke to be "mad" at me

Back to my old boobs for a while

Had another one but it was to big
Try to do much "better" now 555
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Ok guys, as I have said this will be my first trip to asia, I dont speak a word of thai and was wondering if I will have trouble making myself understood to the bar girls. I have read that you should ask for what you want, but how much english is understood in the bars?

they all speak a little English; some very good English; go to Patong beach and visit soi Eric on Bangla road; go to the Sweden bar, they have dealt with many Swedes--
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