Thailand News

repeter · #1 18-01-2006, 09:13

PRACHUAB KHIRI KHAN: From this peninsular province comes a cautionary tale about the perils of leaving bottles standing on the floor.

Nuy (not his real name) had just finished his ablutions when he slipped on the wet floor of his bathroom and plonked down firmly on his backside.

This is the kind of embarrassment many of us suffer from time to time, but in K. Nuy’s case there was an added indignity.

At precisely the spot where he landed was a bottle of (ironically) stomach medicine. It did not break, but slid in its entirety into the poor fellow’s back passage.

Unable to extract the bottle, and in considerable pain (the bottle measured 23 centimeters long by 7.5cm in diameter) he was taken by relatives to the main Prachuap Khiri Khan Hospital.

An X-ray confirmed that he did indeed have a large bottle-shaped object lodged in his large intestine, close to the main exit.

It required a surgical procedure under full anesthetic to extract the foreign object, but K. Nuy is now well on the way to recovery.

mal140 · #2 18-01-2006, 10:10

Maybe he tried to use it as a **** probe.... and lost grip..
bad idea

LivinLOS · #3 18-01-2006, 10:16

Methinks he doth protest too much..

Erm yeah, I.. er.. slipped.. Yeah, thats right I slipped, and er.. this bottle.. er just kinda... fell up my bum !!

Mav · #4 18-01-2006, 11:40

That's like the 100's of guys who during the year turn up to a Casuality Ward and ask to have a vaccum cleaner removed from their c0ck....apparently a lot men vaccum (hoovering for you UK BM's) in the nude !

swiftdave · #5 18-01-2006, 11:56

Ever fall on a bottle while trying to remove a vacuum from your ****??? Boy was I embarrassed!!!

steve@thaib · #6 18-01-2006, 15:32

Ha ha! The old 'I was just minding my own biz and this bottle fell up my bum' line, happens all the time..

steve w · #7 18-01-2006, 20:36

http://website.lineone.net/~oddweb/f...ign_bodies.htm
ok then read this ,the different types of stuff they find up there is eye watering

andy50 · #8 19-01-2006, 19:55

reminds me of a story that my work mate told me
his wife works in a doctors surgury --she told him a guy came in with an adjustable spanner stuck up his ****
he said he was working, and it slipped off the nut he was trying to undo, and went up his ar-se !

bigalsouth · #9 19-01-2006, 20:15

Reminds me of the stories which were circulating some years ago about certain sexual practices performed in the Big Apple involving tubes and small furry rodents...........

jimholio · #10 19-01-2006, 20:38

I think that maybe he was playing games with a ladyboy.

syeatman · #11 19-01-2006, 22:39

Reminds me of the guy who broke into a sports shop..

The window was high up and he got in by pushing his legs in first and then jumping in

unfortunately for him he was over the rack that had all the snooker cues, and yep you guessed it....one went right up his chocolate speedway and killed him instantly

Last I heard he was being used as a scarecrow