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03-02-2006, 11:25
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Like father, like son
Monday, January 23, 2006
Like father, like son KARON: Police arrested a ladyboy thief as he was busily involved in fellatio on a young Swede who turned out to be the teenage son of a man he had robbed just a few days before. On the afternoon of January 11, Chalong Police arrested Udomsak Kaewboonma, 20, in a hotel room in Karon. The ladyboy, a resident of Rassada, was arrested in connection with a tourist theft complaint. The victim in that case, a 53-year-old European, told police he had been hailed by Udomsak, sexily attired as a female, at Karon Beach at about 4 am on January 9. The youthful impersonator offered to have sex with the man, identified as “Tommy”, for 500 baht. When Tommy agreed, they repaired to the strand. Although the south end of Karon beach is notoriously plagued by noisy homosexual prostitutes soliciting johns, Chalong Police have never seriously tried to halt the trade, which is illegal in Thailand. Apparently, as Tommy was momentarily distracted by Udomsak’s oral exercises on the beach, the latter’s fingers were slithering about in his pockets. The ladyboy craftily stole Tommy’s wallet containing 5,200 baht in cash, USD$100, 500 Danish Kroner and a gold necklace. Also in the wallet were important personal identification and other documents, the victim told police. “He then ‘showed his love’ for the man and when the pair finished their business, disappeared,” a report of the incident read. But Tommy soon discovered the theft and went at once to the police, who noted his story in their log “for further investigation”. They were spurred into action, however, when Tommy called them again two days later: “The katoey who robbed me is in room 4110 of the Friend’s House Hotel having sex with my son!” he reportedly told officers. “Please hurry over and arrest him!” Police responded to the call and arrived in time to find Udomsak “with the young man’s member in his mouth”. Officers immediately placed the surprised suspect in custody. A gold necklace and Udomsak’s new Yamaha Mio motor-scooter were seized as evidence. Udomsak (the name means “abounding honor”) confessed to the theft charge after being confronted by Tommy. “But I had no idea that this teenager I was making love to was his son!” he added. Udomsak said he had used the victim’s cash to pay legal fees arising from an arrest on similar charges last December 17. Curiously, Udomsak was not charged with prostitution – although he admitted demanding money for sex and was caught during the latest incident in flagrante delicto.
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03-02-2006, 16:05
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Good story though!
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03-02-2006, 16:08
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03-02-2006, 17:37
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sorry so many posts,cant read them all
missed it was already posted  where was it posted ?
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03-02-2006, 17:48
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04-02-2006, 10:06
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this will never happen to me, first i don't have a son second my father will never go to thailand you can't get him in a plane 55555
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05-02-2006, 17:15
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07-02-2006, 09:54
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That´s the stuff a father can be proud of! As we say in German and sorry mates i cant translate it: Wie der Herr so sein Geschirr! Maybe some of you can translate this.
  or another one : The apple doesn´t fall far away from the treeLast edited by shark1963 : 07-02-2006 at 09:56.
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07-02-2006, 10:00
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"Which way to Poland?"??????
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07-02-2006, 14:45
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I DONT UNDERSTAND............ IJ
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08-02-2006, 00:07
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Classic story. You gotta love Thailand!
Can't help you with the apple joke though Johnny. Me thinks it is a tad off too. Cheers, Ashley
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08-02-2006, 02:58
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Sorry guys, my German is a little rusty "Wie der Herr so sein Geschirr!" doesn't mean "which way to Poland"?
Ba dum dum, I'm here all week, try the buffet. Sorry, guess I thought everyone heard of the Second World War.
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08-02-2006, 03:17
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Pretty tasteless SD, or did I miss something in the translation too?
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08-02-2006, 03:19
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Erm, this is how google translates it: Like the Mr. so its table-ware, 
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08-02-2006, 10:48
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I laughed... must be a Canadian thing. 
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