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Old 19-12-2007, 12:27
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English Girls .....

Can't get more heavyweight that 'The Times' ....

Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly - Times Online

Particular chuckled at this ...

"And I can’t help feeling I’ve let British women off lightly. It’s not just the Americans you don’t compare to: British women don’t have the curves of the Italians, the simmering sexuality of the Spanish, the sophistication of the French or the openness of the Scandinavians. [Ed.] or the attitude, body, looks of an asian woman!

So what do British women have? Top spot in the European obesity table. Top spot in the European teen pregnancy table. And the only spots (besides Denmark) in the chart showing rising alcohol consumption among women in western Europe.

Well done, Britain. If what women are striving for is the ability to get hammered and fall over in the street, Britain is a feminist paradise from coast to coast"
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Old 19-12-2007, 12:39
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its been a steady decline for most of my lifetime.

The british woman has lost her femininity.
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Old 19-12-2007, 13:47
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That Vicki Pollard is a looker though
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Old 19-12-2007, 15:12
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After that, by far the most common point the humourless drones want to make is that they’d rather be frumpy with wonderful personalities than Barbie dolls with nothing between their ears.

This argument is so patently absurd that I can hardly believe it. It is not binary: you can have a personality and an **** that doesn’t take up two seats on the bus. If you can retain your wonderful, cheerful, sweet, fun personality and be beautiful is that not better? Or, Anna L from Kent, is your sweet personality inextricably tied to your being a size 16 ... like Samson’s strength is to his hair?

I don’t suggest that British women take the money from your education fund and put it towards plastic surgery. Nor do I suggest you take the hours per week dedicated to cultural and intellectual pursuits and use them for beauty treatments. Just take the time you dedicate to sitting on the sofa eating femur-sized Toblerones while watching EastEnders.

Superb.. That man gets a free beer !!
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Old 19-12-2007, 15:40
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When I was home in October I could not help noticing how many young and late teenage girls were wide assed and lazy.They do no exercise and swill back the booze and gorge on fat foods three or four meals a day.A slim woman with and average figure is as rare as rocking horse sh1t.

It is as if they have given up on outdoor activities and sports and prefer to get fat and lazy.
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Old 19-12-2007, 16:24
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But before she got to look like this>>>



She probably looked like this>>>

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Old 19-12-2007, 17:57
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My wife says "farang lady look like man".
I wasn´t attracted by German, English or other western countries.
It was always Italian, Greece and other southern European girls I was into.
I´m more in the petite type of girl and asia is just great to find these ladies.
My wife is 33 years old now and has born 3 kids but she always got her body shape back as it ís important to her. Still a stunner.....
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Yep could't agree more!!

There is a woman I work with......well when I say woman she looks more like a fcuking moose!!!!

She is so fat that she would have to grow 2 feet in height to be round in shape.

Anyway, it's well known she left her husband and took him to the cleaners...house, car, half his pension and maintanance for the kids.

After my last holiday in LOS she told me how "sad" I was having to travel all the way to Thailand to get a "girlfriend"

The "sad" truth is that she and all the other fat winging English women (who's numbers are legion), is the reason I travel 6,500 miles and would gladly travel twice that distance.

Jesus.....this nation's females are a mess!!!
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had a lull at work last night, and i was unfortuneate to see a english program
"ladette to lady", you poor bloody pommies i thought, if thats whats available at the local pub, no wonder you go to thailand, a hard edged smoking, boozing, heavily tattooed, highly experienced bg must seem like a throwback to a time when english women were surely a much better proposition than those charmers in that show.
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im sure there are plenty of hot English girls in London, no?
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Perhaps Liz Hurley and Catherine Z-J scooped up what was left in the gene-pool?
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Old 20-12-2007, 00:27
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im sure there are plenty of hot English girls in London, no?

Of course there are some, has to be.......doesn't there?????

My mates came to visit me from Florida, I took them straight from the airport to London for an all day through to the early hours drinking, clubbing session (kind bloke that I am, never considered they might have jet lag or be a little tired from 9 hours flight - shucks they did the same to me!!)

As we drove slowly through the traffic jams of the city, they eagerly looked out at the London talent on display and after ages they both turned to me and said 'Wow man, didn't know your women were so ugly' well in actual fact they didn't say it as politely as that, but I'm fed up getting all those stars stuck all over my posts!!!
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had a lull at work last night, and i was unfortuneate to see a english program
"ladette to lady", you poor bloody pommies i thought, if thats whats available at the local pub, no wonder you go to thailand, a hard edged smoking, boozing, heavily tattooed, highly experienced bg must seem like a throwback to a time when english women were surely a much better proposition than those charmers in that show.
You should see some of the barbarians I get in the back of my taxi!
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im sure there are plenty of hot English girls in London, no?

Yes there are, all over the UK ..........some real good lookers.

But they are few in number and are either high maintainance or have the personality of a chair.......or both
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Old 20-12-2007, 00:29
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Of course there are some, has to be.......doesn't there?????

My mates came to visit me from Florida, I took them straight from the airport to London for an all day through to the early hours drinking, clubbing session (kind bloke that I am, never considered they might have jet lag or be a little tired from 9 hours flight - shucks they did the same to me!!)

As we drove slowly through the traffic jams of the city, they eagerly looked out at the London talent on display and after ages they both turned to me and said 'Wow man, didn't know your women were so ugly' well in actual fact they didn't say it as politely as that, but I'm fed up getting all those stars stuck all over my posts!!!

i watch a lot of UK shows here in Vancouver
and i do have to say that i never really do see an attractive girl on them
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Old 20-12-2007, 00:54
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well guys I actually thought you were more positive 'bout your girls.

girls in Italy are ok on everage.
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Old 20-12-2007, 01:04
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well guys I actually thought you were more positive 'bout your girls.

girls in Italy are ok on everage.

some of our 2nd and 3rd generation immigrant girls of italian/greek/maltese origin are absolutely stunning.

the very funny/disturbing english program "shameless" has opened my eyes to a different class of people/women, weve got plenty like them in oz, but we are to insecure to show our trash on tv.
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I was pleasantly surprised at the standard of girlies in the pub over the weekend. Scrubbed up well and had some money to spend. I left the £1.50 bottle of Tiger behind the bar.........When in Rome and all that.

Must be all the time they spend in the fields picking spuds..........No forget that........they're Romanians............They scrub up well too........The Romanians.........Not the spuds!

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Great article. It should be a wake call to british women.
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I always thought Diana Rigg as Mrs. Peel in The Avengers was hot.
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I always thought Diana Rigg as Mrs. Peel in The Avengers was hot.
i grew up in "love" with diana rigg as no doubt many other adolescent young boys did, that black suit etc, still a classy old woman that.
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some of our 2nd and 3rd generation immigrant girls of italian/greek/maltese origin are absolutely stunning.

the very funny/disturbing english program "shameless" has opened my eyes to a different class of people/women, weve got plenty like them in oz, but we are to insecure to show our trash on tv.

if I have to be precise, women here in Sicily < south of Italy> are more good looking than their sisters in north of Italy
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Yep could't agree more!!

There is a woman I work with......well when I say woman she looks more like a fcuking moose!!!!

She is so fat that she would have to grow 2 feet in height to be round in shape.

Jesus.....this nation's females are a mess!!!

tell'em the truth,Paul, she didn't bend down when you asked
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tell'em the truth,Paul, she didn't bend down when you asked

You don't know how lucky you are Sammy, ........Italian women are real lookers in comparison
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