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LivinLOS · #36 20-12-2007, 12:06

I always pictured Dodger holding the cup, not winding the organ..

landofsmiles · #37 20-12-2007, 13:26

Yep, be careful, they can get aggressive if you get up close. This one was fiddling with his nuts and would probably like to fiddle with yours if he had the chance.

aussie dollar · #38 20-12-2007, 13:31

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Dodger · #39 20-12-2007, 13:32

55555555555!!!!! there again the other thing I seem not to have learned from this forum, is not to divulge too much information on ones history, doh!!!

Soupdragon · #40 20-12-2007, 13:59

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Soupy strange aggresive response and some of the things I have learned since being on this forum is never to attack a member when you do not know his full history.

Dodger I apologise. The only thing I can say in my defence is (1)"....but of course I was verey verey draaank at the taaame!!!" Not an excuse I realise but the reason non the less.

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Bollox, you read, you hear and you report but you never go there. Where is monkey island ??? No such place on Phi Phi.

No need for this sort of comment, completely out of order, see note (1) above.

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Dodger not having a go at you but I worked on Phi Phi for 3 years, many times as tour leader on sunset trips around the island.

Feeble attempt to justify myself after realising it was too late to go back and delete the Bollox comment.

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If Dodger has an issue with what I post I think he is big enough to stand up for himself, agreed ???

I am glad you addressed this issue and didn't just write me off as another flaming d**khead. Again I apologise I was out of order.

For future reference if I am posting after 2.00 a.m. chances are note (1) above will apply and should be treated as such.

The Loop · #41 20-12-2007, 14:56

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Originally Posted by Soupdragon

For future reference if I am posting after 2.00 a.m. chances are note (1) above will apply and should be treated as such.

Whoever invents a breathalyser that denies access to computers and sms to the drunk,will make a fortune,IMO.

faultytowers · #42 20-12-2007, 15:46

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Originally Posted by The Loop

Whoever invents a breathalyser that denies access to computers and sms to the drunk,will make a fortune,IMO.

He'd also be responsible for stopping some of the funniest posts on a lot of forums.

The Loop · #43 20-12-2007, 16:34

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He'd also be responsible for stopping some of the funniest posts on a lot of forums.

Why don`t we have a most embarrising post/quick retraction award for 2007 poll.

I would like to nominate Sishow for his 'Gay Slur'

on a recent thread.

That was pure gold.

Mav · #44 20-12-2007, 17:04

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Originally Posted by Dodger

55555555555!!!!! there again the other thing I seem not to have learned from this forum, is not to divulge too much information on ones history, doh!!!

55555555

l'm still larfin Dodger.

What was your inspiration ?.....a 70's movie perhaps ?

LivinLOS · #45 20-12-2007, 17:12

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Originally Posted by landofsmiles

Yep, be careful, they can get aggressive if you get up close. This one was fiddling with his nuts and would probably like to fiddle with yours if he had the chance.

ha ha ha.. I remember one time where there was a troop and the 'alpha' came over sat down and spread his legs showing off his proportionally oversized nuts.. Kinda grabbed the end of his **** and pulled it out of its skin and sorta looked up as though to say.. "hey.. hey.. what ya think of that bad boy then ??"..

Probably was a had to be there moment but it was side splittingly funny and no doubt at all about what he was saying..

Nicke · #46 20-12-2007, 18:35

I visit the monkeys at Koh Sireh sometimes on the east side of Phuket, normally they dont get too close but sometimes get over the water to the road where people throws food. Once they took the mug I had with ice water and drank it in a very fast movement. It was a bit scary.

LivinLOS · #47 20-12-2007, 18:44

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Originally Posted by LivinLOS

ha ha ha.. I remember one time where there was a troop and the 'alpha' came over sat down and spread his legs showing off his proportionally oversized nuts.. Kinda grabbed the end of his **** and pulled it out of its skin and sorta looked up as though to say.. "hey.. hey.. what ya think of that bad boy then ??"..

Probably was a had to be there moment but it was side splittingly funny and no doubt at all about what he was saying..

Forgot I had a pic..

Hua Hin - July 07 021 on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Tho he got a bit shy once I had the cam out laughing at him..

Hua Hin - July 07 020 on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

steve w · #48 20-12-2007, 18:58

monkey porn beats the horsey stuff anyday,funnier and no bm girlfriend involvement

easyrider_au · #49 20-12-2007, 19:00

Lil, dunno if the censors on here will approve? 55555555555555

sishow · #50 20-12-2007, 19:29

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Originally Posted by The Loop

Why don`t we have a most embarrising post/quick retraction award for 2007 poll.

I would like to nominate Sishow for his 'Gay Slur'

on a recent thread.

That was pure gold.

I would like to second that nomination!

Recently I have my changed my drunk fuel to Pear Cider. This is to be a little softer when posting, with a better aftertaste!

Thai Kwan Do · #51 21-12-2007, 05:56

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Originally Posted by steve w

monkey porn beats the horsey stuff anyday,funnier and no bm girlfriend involvement

stop calling your G/F: little monkey!