"Live by The Sword..."

[pablo]

New York State Governor is brought down in the same manner, as he used to prosecute. (dirty old monger 55555)

"Live by The Sword, Die by The Sword".


Governor apologizes after prostitution link - Politics - MSNBC.com

[K2]

$5000 per hour - not a Cheap Charlie though - I guess a nice diversion from Bear Sterns (potentially) blowing up!

[Mav]

Always a give away what is going to be said, when the wife is standing next to them in the Press Conference.

[Dupree00]

That's what happens when you stop giving your hubby his morning BJ.

[marc26]

Originally Posted by Mav

Always a give away what is going to be said, when the wife is standing next to them in the Press Conference.

well the last Governor to have a press conference with his wife standing next to him in that area(New Jersey) announced he was gay!

[Mav]

Originally Posted by marc26

well the last Governor to have a press conference with his wife standing next to him in that area(New Jersey) announced he was gay!

Same same.........what l meant was that it always has something to do with whatever the guy has been up to with his todger.

[nelsonone]

Guess that's why Alfie and Pentire haven't run for office as yet....555

[Dupree00]

Some what on topic

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