Phuket Nightlife

eisenkuh · #1 03-12-2005, 23:13

hello!
i want to have some fun with a BG and a LB together.
does anybody have experience like this?
and where can i find this kind of action?
how to ask?
thx!!

dizbuster · #2 04-12-2005, 03:25

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Originally Posted by eisenkuh

hello!
i want to have some fun with a BG and a LB together.
does anybody have experience like this?
and where can i find this kind of action?
how to ask?
thx!!

Ask any tuk-tuk driver, they will sort it out for you

stevem · #3 05-12-2005, 07:55

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Originally Posted by eisenkuh

hello!
i want to have some fun with a BG and a LB together.
does anybody have experience like this?
and where can i find this kind of action?
how to ask?
thx!!

Now for a real answer.

BG's dont normally like LB's, so you wont normally be able to get this. If its what you really want, then search out a LB and ask him/her/it (never really know how to classify them), about it they may have some BG friends who are up for it.

marc26 · #4 05-12-2005, 08:08

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Originally Posted by stevem

Now for a real answer.

BG's dont normally like LB's, so you wont normally be able to get this. If its what you really want, then search out a LB and ask him/her/it (never really know how to classify them), about it they may have some BG friends who are up for it.

it will be hard to find. although i did see a bm, no names, do it in october

Dodger · #5 05-12-2005, 08:19

As Steve said tg's don't normally like LB's but I think you will find if desired because I also know two or three bg's that have lb's as good friends and at the end of the day bahts talk.

Denver · #6 05-12-2005, 16:04

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Originally Posted by Dodger

As Steve said tg's don't normally like LB's but I think you will find if desired because I also know two or three bg's that have lb's as good friends and at the end of the day bahts talk.

Get yourself dragged unwillingly!! by some big hairy Swedish and Norwegian blokes down to Dragon A-Go Go. Get them to buy you a beer, find a seat, sit down, relax and enjoy the show for a while! Watch the Swedish and Norwegian blokes start to roll 100 Baht notes into little tubes and start a few yourself.

Chose your girl, you'll know her when you see her!! She will finish her dance set and come and join you, creaping up on your blind side and slipping her hand on your thigh! Buy her a drink! Engage her in idle chit chat about how nice the weather is in Thailand at this time of year, the price of noodles on Rat-u-tit etc and then hit her with "J'taime back to voulez vouz my room et le Patong Villa" (Insert your hotel here) She will ask for the bar fine from you and go and pay Mamasan who is in fact a LB!!!! Go and meet Mamasan, say hello, how beautiful she is tonight etc She is very tall and me being such a short **** just talked to her chest (Which is very nice BTW!) Obviously, I just used my natural charm, if she was a woman she would have been wet by now!

Say to Mamasan that you quite fancy a threesome with number 13 (Not the noodles - the girl you just chose from the stage!) and she will sort it for you, they have a box full of inflatable LB's in the backroom! Don't worry, you don't have to blow them up, they do that for you!

Before you know it, you will be wandering back to your room with two lovely girls on your arms, which is great if you wobble a lot like me! Then standing next to the security bloke, handing in two ID's!! Oh yes, Mr Security, look at me!! Two tonight, The Rochdale Stud muffin strikes again!! Yes, Yes, I normally have three or four, I've had a cold etc etc!!

Offer them 1000 LT each! Which is worth it IMHO as this is going to be a story you can tell your Grand children! Well, you can say it was two girls can't you!!!! Then have the time of your little life. They will drink the contents of your fridge, use all your shower gel, use all your condoms, eat that snickers you have been saving in the freezer bit of the fridge for a rainy day! But hey! You will have a bloody fantastic time and if you are like me, you will be out shopping for a new memory card for your camela the next day!! Oh yes indeedy deedy!! Wooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooo!! Snark Snark! Wibble, Ptang!!!! 555555555

LivinLOS · #7 05-12-2005, 19:27

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Originally Posted by stevem

never really know how to classify them

Shim seems to work for me..

Dodger · #8 05-12-2005, 21:22

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Originally Posted by LivinLOS

Shim seems to work for me..

Hern, whilst not chronologically correct, probably would be more acceptable and less likely to get you in trouble.

marc26 · #9 05-12-2005, 22:52

i think tis funny, we usually say her, and the thai's say him!

IRISH JONNY · #10 05-12-2005, 23:05

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Originally Posted by marc26

i think tis funny, we usually say her, and the thai's say him!

THATS TRUE PAULIE..WHAN I SHOW THE BOYS AT WORK PICS OF LBs AND THEY HEAR ME REFFERRING TO THEM AS A SHE....I GET SOME FUNNY LOOKS....IJ

Denver · #11 06-12-2005, 05:03

I'm the same IJ, photo's out for the lads!! Well, this one was called Bob, then on the second night I bumped into her mate Bob. You'll never guess what happened on the third night!! Yep, heres another picture of Bob etc etc.

Just call them by thier names, they've all got one!