Bar Girls Bellies

[mikegb]

Hi all,

In my last post I was saying about sorting out a price first. Hon Jim said he asks how many kids they have had. I have to agree with him it is very off putting when you see some lovely Bar Girl, and when you get her home and stripped her belly looks like the side of a sharks gills. Horrible !!

BUT!!! Every cloud has a silver lining, and if the little beauty you have just rented for the evening has had her babies extracted out the gut, then you are left with a perfectly tight box. The worst ones are where the honey pot has popped out about 4 kids and it looks like the top of an old leather boot.

It still tastes nice though

[Schmeen]

Shame the girls don't get to be so discerning Mike.....

Shame on You for expressing your manly position!!!!!
Right On Bro.....I pay and I pick....end of story!
MikeGB and I are some of the most thoughtful and generous
tourist who frequent Patong!
I pay I pick....Why are the mothers of Thailand in the Bars of Patong....
The shame of the fact is that Thai employers won't provide women a living wage and the thai society is not as generous to the women of Thailand as MikeGB and myself..

[mikegb]

Mind you,

I have never had to worry about bursted bellies when I take a ladyboy back. They always have nice firm bodies and no stitches across the stomach.

Mind you, if the meat and two veg has been turned into a purse there are usually some marks to be seen where the surgeon has created another 'love hole'.

Usually these are very difficult to see, and I suppose I know they are there buy sense of touch more than anything else. Sense of touch on the end of my tongue..............

[mikegb]

Hi amigo,

Actually, the girls are very discerning. Usually to the tune of about 1,000 baht

No money - no honey.

My friend has just come back from Samui. He has a house there and he has just had a 3 month tour. He says the Thais are now just ripping the falangs off for all they can get. There are 2 prices in the market and 2 prices in the shops.

We know this would happen, but he says the level of how much they are trying to rip you off is getting bigger and bigger. I wonder what will happen when prices in Patong are equal to or greater than home? Will it shoot the tourist industry in the foot? We know we have more income than the thais, but you only have a certain amount to spend on holiday. Once it is gone, thats it. Normally in a 3 week tour, I spend around 150,000 to 200,000 baht. How I manage to do it is beyond me, but for a place that is supposed to be 'cheap' then its a lot of money.

It will be interesting to see what happens in the next year or 2

As in my post about after 2am strolling etc...
Doing my part in stimulating the economy....
April, May, June (no July) August for sure will allow me to visit a town I like alot. Ever hand out some cold sodas to a work crew?
ever give a girl some baht and gifts when she is going home for good? ever invite every employee you can see into the minimart at your hotel and tell them to get a cold drink on a hot day?
Those are also some of the good things about my visits to Patong.
Gee, are they going to want a little more...how you say,
Up to you, more baht, No problem.....And I hope their next life is better than this one....I'm sure it will be, Thai people are good people, share the wealth....


P.S. the Duke of Dirt is making, IMHO, the ultimate contribution...
Beyond the call of any tour of duty.....Good to you mate.... Somebody has got to BF those Stunning Tresures of Nature!

[Paddy]

Just to pick up on something Mike said about rising prices - in Fiji (which is another paradise altogether, although not blessed with beautiful women), the two tier price system is more or less official. Locals pay one amount, tourists pay quite a lot more. In some places they even show the two different prices side by side.

It's fair enough really and the fact that they keep it completely above board and don't make a secret of it makes it a lot harder to ***** about it.

[Schmeen]

The locals in Samui have always been wankers...hate the place, won't go...more that 10 years since I was last there happy to say.

If you wanna see the effects the downturn has had on Phuket see todays Bangkok Post. Serious reading.

[sting]

Hi schmeen.
yes that whas Serious reading and i think it is going to be
a loooong low season .
ok the link to the artikel http://www.bangkokpost.com/News/26May2003_news14.html

Different prices for locals and visitors is the common place for tourist destinations around the world. In Most cases the service industry people would need alot more income to live at tourist levels....That is present in Hawaii...Shite even some Islands have 3 levels, tourist, state resident and resident of that Island. I don't have a problem paying more. many places I've traveled even non indiginous peoples who are residents pay more....

[Schmeen]

Thanks Sting.....I was too lazy to find the link, I get my paper copy delivered at 8am every morning.