Phuket Nightlife

Crustasian · #1 14-12-2005, 17:27

Health and Safety Executive Report - Dragon Club

To the manager:

I visited your establishment last night and found a number of safety issues:

1. Those poor girls were freezing in their small bikinis and had to jump around to keep warm.

2. People on high platforms should not be wearing black leather boots with high heels.One lady over balanced and her bum was in my face.

3. You must improve your staff washroom facilities.At one time three ladies had to bathe using only one bucket of foamy water.The three had to share the same sponge.One of them nearly slipped off the stage on to my lap.

4. After bath time your cleaning lady in the black lurex maid's uniform had to bend over so far that her bottom was showing.

Failure to improve the situation will end with a bar fine.I will revisit the premises at a later date.

faultytowers · #2 14-12-2005, 18:06

Glad to see that you are doing some "Quality Control" before I arrive, let me know the worst offenders and I will take up the matter , personally.

Gecko · #3 14-12-2005, 19:09

Given the importance of this matter I strongly suggest that you start bar fine 'ing straight away. And as a matter of course I think this premises should be subject to daily inspections!!!!

Hobbsy · #4 15-12-2005, 13:15

Last night the girls were all in their see thru Xmas outfits! YUM!

Lord_Farquard · #5 16-12-2005, 05:10

crap