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22-02-2006, 15:55
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My "Date" with Psycho-*****
Spent last weekend in Bangkok for a final fling before I head off down to Oz for six weeks.(Holiday time!)
Ended up with this mad psycho BG .. wish I'd stayed home with the Korat floozies! Psycho-***** was on stage with her top off and the barest of g-strings. She was dark, exotic and had huge brown nipples that were perpetually erect and seemed to be pointed directly at me. I was in love. Everything was perfect. Her face had the wide eyed beauty of a model. Her body was in exquisite harmony with the music and her pert, round ass seemed to jiggle in time with each twitch of my Viagra crazed **** as I gazed at this perfect piece of raw Thai beauty. Eye contact was made and the smile she gave me both melted my heart and gave me a hard-on that tested the integrity of the cheap Thai trousers I had worn that night. I smiled back broadly and she returned my gesture of friendship by rolling her tongue in her mouth in the international symbol of a blow-job. I immediately beckoned her off stage for a drink with the intention of delving into a prompt interview. The "interview" is of paramount importance in determining whether or not a barfine is paid and a date ensues.An example "Interview" usually goes something like this. (I usually don't tell them I live here if I'm in Bangkok). She: Hello what your name? Me: My name "Gumleaf". What your name? She: My name Noy. Where you from? Me: Australia She: Ooooh! I love Australia. How long you stay Bangkok? Me: Three weeks (Bullshitting a little here!). She: You come to Bangkok before? Me: No, this is my first trip. She: You have lady? Me: No have lady. I look for good lady. She: (giggles) and rubs my ****. Me: How long you work bar? She: Two months Me: You like smoke (while making an imaginary ******* motion with my hand to mouth) She: (Her eyes widen and she licks her lips) Me like smoke Falang long time! An Excellent Interview completed. When Psycho-***** descended from the stage our interview went like this: She: You pay bar for me (while grabbing my rock hard **** through my pants with her graceful little hand)? Me: Me pay bar. Let’s go. Please note this interview was conducted by my little head rather than the big one. I summoned the waitress over to my table and settled my tab, while Psycho-***** scurried off to gather her belongings and change into street clothes. My heart was pounding in anticipation as I awaited her return. We left the bar and then the warning signs began. She first wanted a flower from a street vendor. Bad sign. Falang girls want flowers. Thai girls want money. I had been so anxious to start my butterflying that I hadn’t eaten. I suggested food and she declined. Very bad sign. Thai girls are always hungry unless they’re on yaba. We rushed to the hotel and she didn’t have her ID card. The desk clerk signed her in anyway and she rushed me to our room. Once inside she said she was scared to be without her ID card and needed 160 baht for taxi to go to her room to get it immediately. She was twitching and nervous and there was now no doubt that my failure to properly interview my date had come back to bite me in the ass. I gave her the money with the thought that I’d never see her again despite her promises to return immediately. She even left her watch and purse as guarantee that she’s be “right back”. (The watch didn’t work and the purse was empty except for lipstick). Just as I’d decided to go back to the bar and demand that the mamasan give me my barfine back, there was a knock on my door. Pyscho-***** had indeed returned and seemed more composed and relaxed. She said she now had her ID card. My guess was that the local yaba dealer had my 160 baht. She then almost knocked me down getting into the shower. It appeared that speed was to be of the essence in this encounter. I then showered, approached the bed and she literally pulled me to her and began stroking my ****. Her eyes were dancing in her head and before I knew it my little head had again taken control of the situation. God she was beautiful! She put a condom on my throbbing member and ****ed me until I was numb with the pleasure that comes from naughty, wicked, animal, crazed passion. After that .. my big head took over and I suggested we change our date from long time to short time and planted 700 baht in her hand. She smiled, cheerfully agreed, dressed and hit the door without a shower or a good bye. I didn't think I'd sleep too well with a drug crazed yaba freak lying next to me.  
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22-02-2006, 16:35
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22-02-2006, 20:49
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i don,t think theres much we can do about the yaba taking b/g, problem ,its just luck of the draw
even during the "interview" she is hardly lightly to admit that she does use it!
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22-02-2006, 21:14
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No but if they are nashing thier teeth and rolling thier eyes and making no sense then I think you might have a clue..
I actually reckon a lot of tourists would be surprised how many and how often a lot of the girls do take chems
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22-02-2006, 23:01
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great stuff! what bar was it by the way?
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22-02-2006, 23:02
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22-02-2006, 23:11
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George, are you into Yaba crazed BG's?
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22-02-2006, 23:20
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just wanted to know to feckin avoid it...i'll be there next week!
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22-02-2006, 23:21
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good reason to ask then.
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice.
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23-02-2006, 04:50
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It was a few days ago and I was a bit "mao bah" myself but I sure it was "Memphis Queen" about half way uo Patpong 2 
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23-02-2006, 05:08
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If you can't remember where you were, maybe you were on some sort of chemicals 
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23-02-2006, 07:27
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Had One On It In Patong Few Years Ago,just Left Her Alone Till The Morning And Then Got My Bit Then,and Just Payed Her And Said I Was A Butterfly.
Was Not Much Fun The Reason Why Now Never Mention Long Time Till After First Night!!!
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23-02-2006, 14:09
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thanks gum.... i'll avoid that one then.
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23-02-2006, 16:10
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Indeed! Iwas! .. I was on that darstardly evill chemical "CH3CH2OH" .. otherwise known as "ethyl alcohol" .. the type of alcohol found in all drinks. A highly addictive drug. It should be illegal! 
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23-02-2006, 17:43
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Crazy girls
I once took this go go girl from the Rock Hard back to my room. When we got there I realized she was a nut case. I gave her 2000 baht and told her to get lost. Best money I ever spent.
Rex
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23-02-2006, 21:12
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Nice report, but what about the refund you were talking about ! If the girl doesn't turn up or even refuse to go with you after you barfine her, can you get a refund from the bar ?!?
I mean, there is no guarantee after the barfine - or is there !? A.
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23-02-2006, 21:20
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23-02-2006, 21:49
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Damn skippy..
If a Bar fine is paid there is an agreement set.. Though if your the one booting her out I dont know about how that works.. Personally I would not be likely to ask for a Barfine back (too much work) but would have a word with mamasan if things were a problem. I know of a pair of girls (who I am told are clam lappers) who specialise in getting bar fined, going to the disco and doing a copperfield (dissappearing).. Heard it from so many people that it has to have a grain of truth.. shame as one is real fine and if they are genuine rug munchers they would be a a great tag team..
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24-02-2006, 04:13
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Yeah .. well .. lets just say I was using a bit of "poetic license" on that one. In reality I don't think I'd bother .. but I might have a bit of a whinge to the Mamasan if I ever went back there. 
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25-02-2006, 09:07
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Nice thread, do you work as a porn author? i got a .xxxx.. reading your intro of the story!
 If she was on drugs you have been lucky to get rid of her. Can anybody tell me whats that yabba stuff? Never heard it before? And how can you you realize somebody is on it? 
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25-02-2006, 10:35
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