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We better go with a Tuk Tuk
I met a girl at Tai Pan, she was gourdious, my hotel was Thara Patong, I had a good evening out, I said to her , I want to go to Safari, she said I,ll drive you , I said we better go whit aTuk Tuk, because she was very drunk, No No, she said I can drive, she had a beatifull Honda Accord, almost brandnew, so we did go to Safari whit her car and she drove. When we got there she parked the car and she drove onto a big stone and the car was scratched at the whole left side. After that we had great sex in the car and also in my hotel, the next morning I said to her you better not look at your car, and she said to me : Oh I am so said because of my car and I told her I said : we better go whit a Tuk Tuk but she didn t listen. After this she did go and I did not see her again So what can I do ? 
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05-03-2006, 10:12
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05-03-2006, 10:50
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05-03-2006, 11:57
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Marry a Tuk Tuk driver.
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05-03-2006, 13:14
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So what can I do ?  [/quote]
Become a Bar owner at night, and a Pannel Beater during the day. 
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05-03-2006, 15:10
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You can always enjoy the pictures. You did get pictures right?
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05-03-2006, 15:46
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Haha Steve pulling a Sir Gez????
Klav what can you do??? Run away b4 she asks you to help pat for the car...
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Its not your problem is it.
You advised her to use a tuk tuk and now she has a bashed up car. Her fault alone. Forget it.
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05-03-2006, 17:58
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05-03-2006, 17:59
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i aint' getting in no honda,.fool 
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05-03-2006, 18:42
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I met a girl at Tai Pan, she was gourdious, my hotel was Thara Patong, I had a good evening out, I said to her , I want to go to Safari, she said I,ll drive you , I said we better go whit aTuk Tuk, because she was very drunk, No No, she said I can drive, she had a beatifull Honda Accord, almost brandnew, so we did go to Safari whit her car and she drove. When we got there she parked the car and she drove onto a big stone and the car was scratched at the whole left side. After that we had great sex in the car and also in my hotel, the next morning I said to her you better not look at your car, and she said to me : Oh I am so said because of my car and I told her I said : we better go whit a Tuk Tuk but she didn t listen. After this she did go and I did not see her again So what can I do ? 
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I think you should be ashamed..
You should hire a PI, let him find her and then buy a ticket and meet up with her. Tell her how sorry you are and buy a new car for her.And while you doing that, buy a house for her parents, and some buffalos too..
I mean, nothing is to expencive when it comes to clearing your bad concious, isnt it..... 
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05-03-2006, 19:19
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[quote=Tarzan]I think you should be ashamed.
I don,t think so, I told her : we better go whit  a tuk tuk, but she didn,t listen .
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05-03-2006, 19:22
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I met a girl at Tai Pan, she was gourdious, my hotel was Thara Patong, I had a good evening out, I said to her , I want to go to Safari, she said I,ll drive you , I said we better go whit aTuk Tuk, because she was very drunk, No No, she said I can drive, she had a beatifull Honda Accord, almost brandnew, so we did go to Safari whit her car and she drove. When we got there she parked the car and she drove onto a big stone and the car was scratched at the whole left side. After that we had great sex in the car and also in my hotel, the next morning I said to her you better not look at your car, and she said to me : Oh I am so said because of my car and I told her I said : we better go whit a Tuk Tuk but she didn t listen. After this she did go and I did not see her again So what can I do ? 
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The only thing you should have said in the morning was "what scratch?" if and when she saw it.
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06-03-2006, 00:56
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I think you should be ashamed.
I don,t think so, I told her : we better go whit  a tuk tuk, but she didn,t listen .
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Hmmm..
Looks like you didnt got the irony in my post....
Honestly, what is it you want for kind of answer to your post?
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06-03-2006, 11:30
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Well women are like that.....in one ear and out the next.....don't let worry Klav....take 2 Asprin and go to bed....and if the pain persists, see a Doctor 
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Sex In A Car ???
Hi there . . .
I can't imagine travelling one quarter of the way around the world to Thailand, and then, to even contemplate having sex in a car!
Pdm3 
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06-03-2006, 18:28
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Hi there . . .
I can't imagine travelling one quarter of the way around the world to Thailand, and then, to even contemplate having sex in a car!
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When the urge to fcuk overcomes you, you just gotta do it.
Some of my most memorable fcuks have been spur of the moment quickies in cars, on beaches, etc.
This could be the start of a new thread. Where is the most unusual place you have done it?
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06-03-2006, 18:44
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IN A PHONE BOX OUTSIDE MY LOCAL.............
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10 feet up a tree 
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06-03-2006, 19:40
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06-03-2006, 20:19
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Mate once had sex on a grave !!! I reckoned that was a bit disrespectful but his comeback was "ohh no it was one of those big mausoleam tabletop jobbies" as though that made it all ok !!!
On the top of the cliffs at the end of the West coast of Ireland Bera peninsula was a screw with a view I remember..
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