[ Phuket Info | Thailand Hotels | Phuket Diving | Phuket Nightlife | Phuket Classifieds | Phuket Links ]
PHUKET-INFO.COM Forums Mai Thai Bar Phuket

Go Back   PHUKET-INFO.COM Forums > PHUKET > Nightlife

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 05-03-2006, 09:43
klavg01's Avatar
klavg01 klavg01 is offline
Registered User [9123]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Holland
Age: 45
Posts: 1,236
We better go with a Tuk Tuk

I met a girl at Tai Pan, she was gourdious, my hotel was Thara Patong, I had a good evening out, I said to her , I want to go to Safari, she said I,ll drive you , I said we better go whit aTuk Tuk, because she was very drunk, No No, she said I can drive, she had a beatifull Honda Accord, almost brandnew, so we did go to Safari whit her car and she drove. When we got there she parked the car and she drove onto a big stone and the car was scratched at the whole left side. After that we had great sex in the car and also in my hotel, the next morning I said to her you better not look at your car, and she said to me : Oh I am so said because of my car and I told her I said : we better go whit a Tuk Tuk but she didn t listen. After this she did go and I did not see her again So what can I do ?
Reply With Quote
Guest Info

+:+:+ Forum Headquarter +:+:+
Mai Thai Bar
If you look for a hotel - Book hotel here
Register and become a member and you will not see this box.

  #2  
Old 05-03-2006, 10:12
stevem's Avatar
stevem stevem is offline
Registered User [1109]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney
Age: 46
Posts: 7,420
Quote:
Originally Posted by klavg01
So what can I do ?

NOTHING!!!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-03-2006, 10:50
Red Bull's Avatar
Red Bull Red Bull is offline
Registered User [5554]
Junior Member - Bronze
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 33
Posts: 174
Quote:
Originally Posted by klavg01
So what can I do ?

Have another drink...
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-03-2006, 11:57
faultytowers's Avatar
faultytowers faultytowers is offline
Registered User [8419]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: London
Age: 51
Posts: 6,403
Quote:
Originally Posted by klavg01
So what can I do ?

Marry a Tuk Tuk driver.
__________________
Member of Phuket Hash House Harriers
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-03-2006, 13:14
Maverick351's Avatar
Maverick351 Maverick351 is offline
Registered User [10509]
Junior Member - Gold
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia
Age: 45
Posts: 372
Send a message via MSN to Maverick351
So what can I do ?[/quote]

Become a Bar owner at night, and a Pannel Beater during the day.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-03-2006, 15:10
steve@thaib's Avatar
steve@thaib steve@thaib is offline
Registered User [4263]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: uk
Age: 44
Posts: 5,246
You can always enjoy the pictures. You did get pictures right?
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 05-03-2006, 15:46
Dojoden's Avatar
Dojoden Dojoden is offline
Registered User [9229]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: California, USA
Age: 37
Posts: 3,698
Quote:
Originally Posted by steve@thaib
You can always enjoy the pictures. You did get pictures right?


Haha Steve pulling a Sir Gez????

Klav what can you do??? Run away b4 she asks you to help pat for the car...

DD
__________________
"If it ain't slant I just can't"
DIE Bostonian Scum DIE 555555555555........
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 05-03-2006, 16:25
dawsey's Avatar
dawsey dawsey is offline
Honorary Moderators [672]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Bournemouth England
Age: 8
Posts: 11,698
Send a message via MSN to dawsey
Its not your problem is it.

You advised her to use a tuk tuk and now she has a bashed up car. Her fault alone. Forget it.
__________________
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Granddad
Not screaming in fear like his passengers
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 05-03-2006, 17:58
Coyotee's Avatar
Coyotee Coyotee is offline
Registered User [235]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: KL,Pattaya,Phuket,Angeles City
Age: 50
Posts: 1,652
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfie
If you have a problem, and no one else can help you... maybe you could hire
The A-Team

A = Alfie
A = Allybabba22
A = Andy50
A = Aussie Dollar


M
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 05-03-2006, 17:59
steve w's Avatar
steve w steve w is offline
Registered User [4133]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: merioneth,innit
Age: 47
Posts: 4,499
i aint' getting in no honda,.fool
__________________
i love wales for its climate ,its ladies and the exotic food
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 05-03-2006, 18:42
Tarzan's Avatar
Tarzan Tarzan is offline
Registered User [287]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Age: 40
Posts: 3,527
Quote:
Originally Posted by klavg01
I met a girl at Tai Pan, she was gourdious, my hotel was Thara Patong, I had a good evening out, I said to her , I want to go to Safari, she said I,ll drive you , I said we better go whit aTuk Tuk, because she was very drunk, No No, she said I can drive, she had a beatifull Honda Accord, almost brandnew, so we did go to Safari whit her car and she drove. When we got there she parked the car and she drove onto a big stone and the car was scratched at the whole left side. After that we had great sex in the car and also in my hotel, the next morning I said to her you better not look at your car, and she said to me : Oh I am so said because of my car and I told her I said : we better go whit a Tuk Tuk but she didn t listen. After this she did go and I did not see her again So what can I do ?
I think you should be ashamed..
You should hire a PI, let him find her and then buy a ticket and meet up with her. Tell her how sorry you are and buy a new car for her.And while you doing that, buy a house for her parents, and some buffalos too..

I mean, nothing is to expencive when it comes to clearing your bad concious, isnt it.....
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 05-03-2006, 19:19
klavg01's Avatar
klavg01 klavg01 is offline
Registered User [9123]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Holland
Age: 45
Posts: 1,236
[quote=Tarzan]I think you should be ashamed.

I don,t think so, I told her : we better go whit a tuk tuk, but she didn,t listen .
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 05-03-2006, 19:22
spartan's Avatar
spartan spartan is offline
Registered User [11073]
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: US of A
Posts: 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by klavg01
I met a girl at Tai Pan, she was gourdious, my hotel was Thara Patong, I had a good evening out, I said to her , I want to go to Safari, she said I,ll drive you , I said we better go whit aTuk Tuk, because she was very drunk, No No, she said I can drive, she had a beatifull Honda Accord, almost brandnew, so we did go to Safari whit her car and she drove. When we got there she parked the car and she drove onto a big stone and the car was scratched at the whole left side. After that we had great sex in the car and also in my hotel, the next morning I said to her you better not look at your car, and she said to me : Oh I am so said because of my car and I told her I said : we better go whit a Tuk Tuk but she didn t listen. After this she did go and I did not see her again So what can I do ?


The only thing you should have said in the morning was "what scratch?" if and when she saw it.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 06-03-2006, 00:56
Tarzan's Avatar
Tarzan Tarzan is offline
Registered User [287]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Age: 40
Posts: 3,527
[quote=klavg01]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tarzan
I think you should be ashamed.

I don,t think so, I told her : we better go whit a tuk tuk, but she didn,t listen .
Hmmm..
Looks like you didnt got the irony in my post....

Honestly, what is it you want for kind of answer to your post?
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 06-03-2006, 11:30
Mav's Avatar
Mav Mav is online now
Registered User [3488]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Melbourne
Age: 46
Posts: 10,161
Quote:
Originally Posted by klavg01

but she didn,t listen .

Well women are like that.....in one ear and out the next.....don't let worry Klav....take 2 Asprin and go to bed....and if the pain persists, see a Doctor
__________________
HHplc Family Tree Service Making certain that her Brother.....is REALLY is her Brother
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 06-03-2006, 13:28
PDM3's Avatar
PDM3 PDM3 is offline
Registered User [197]
Junior Member - Gold
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lower Hutt, New Zealand
Age: 54
Posts: 313
Sex In A Car ???

Hi there . . .

I can't imagine travelling one quarter of the way around the world to Thailand, and then, to even contemplate having sex in a car!

Pdm3
__________________
"Nothing can beat a shaved Pussy"
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 06-03-2006, 18:28
alibaba's Avatar
alibaba alibaba is offline
Registered User [1679]
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: U.K.
Posts: 561
Quote:
Originally Posted by PDM3
Hi there . . .

I can't imagine travelling one quarter of the way around the world to Thailand, and then, to even contemplate having sex in a car!

Pdm3

When the urge to fcuk overcomes you, you just gotta do it.
Some of my most memorable fcuks have been spur of the moment quickies in cars, on beaches, etc.
This could be the start of a new thread. Where is the most unusual place you have done it?
__________________
I don't mind dying. I just hope I'm not there when it happens. ( Spike Milligan )
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 06-03-2006, 18:44
IRISH JONNY's Avatar
IRISH JONNY IRISH JONNY is offline
Registered User [1014]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: BACK IN RAINY IRELAND !!!!!!!!!
Age: 41
Posts: 18,119
Quote:
Originally Posted by alibaba
. Where is the most unusual place you have done it?
IN A PHONE BOX OUTSIDE MY LOCAL.............
__________________
ROLL ON OCTOBER........
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 06-03-2006, 19:30
steve w's Avatar
steve w steve w is offline
Registered User [4133]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: merioneth,innit
Age: 47
Posts: 4,499
10 feet up a tree
__________________
i love wales for its climate ,its ladies and the exotic food
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 06-03-2006, 19:34
S1MON's Avatar
S1MON S1MON is offline
Registered User [6509]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: scotland
Posts: 1,005
Quote:
Originally Posted by steve w
10 feet up a tree

Was there anybody else with you steve???
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Old 06-03-2006, 19:40
faultytowers's Avatar
faultytowers faultytowers is offline
Registered User [8419]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: London
Age: 51
Posts: 6,403
Quote:
Originally Posted by S1MON
Was there anybody else with you steve???

Don't listen to him steve , I'm sure you made a lovely couple.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg Monkey.jpg (85.2 KB, 9 views)
__________________
Member of Phuket Hash House Harriers
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 06-03-2006, 20:19
LivinLOS's Avatar
LivinLOS LivinLOS is offline
Registered User [2776]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Phuket
Age: 35
Posts: 19,206
Mate once had sex on a grave !!! I reckoned that was a bit disrespectful but his comeback was "ohh no it was one of those big mausoleam tabletop jobbies" as though that made it all ok !!!

On the top of the cliffs at the end of the West coast of Ireland Bera peninsula was a screw with a view I remember..
__________________
Men have only 2 emotional states, hungry and horny.. So ladies, if you see me without an erection, make me a sandwich.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 06-03-2006, 20:25
steve w's Avatar
steve w steve w is offline
Registered User [4133]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: merioneth,innit
Age: 47
Posts: 4,499
Quote:
Originally Posted by S1MON
Was there anybody else with you steve???
yes there was..........and now you know why owls look permantetly startled
Attached Images
File Type: jpg species-Strix-seloputo-2.jpg (20.2 KB, 14 views)
__________________
i love wales for its climate ,its ladies and the exotic food

Last edited by steve w : 06-03-2006 at 20:29.
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 06-03-2006, 20:32
faultytowers's Avatar
faultytowers faultytowers is offline
Registered User [8419]
Senior Elite Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: London
Age: 51
Posts: 6,403
Quote:
Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY
IN A PHONE BOX OUTSIDE MY LOCAL.............

The imagination runs wild.......
Attached Images
File Type: jpg IJ PHONE.JPG (89.8 KB, 46 views)