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Old 25-05-2006, 20:12
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Your longest run of refusals?

Equalled my longest run of 3 last night

First one,a stunning girl I've been getting on great with at one of the pool bars...."cannot, I never go with man!"

2nd....another stunner at a pool bar who's indicated in the past she would but when the subject was broached last night...."cannot,start period today"

3rd...a Soi Eric girl...virtual repeat of no.2..."cannot, I'm sick here">>>>pointing at her crotch.

So I obviously got my timing wrong with 2 and 3.

Had to rescue the situation so ended up calling up one of my regulars and luckily got my timing right
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Old 25-05-2006, 20:14
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Jees.........ive Had Far More Refusals Than You Mate...i Just Move On To The Next Bar............ij
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Old 25-05-2006, 20:18
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Pointing to the crutch is normally an excuse by the bg not wanting to go with the guy
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Old 25-05-2006, 20:21
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How do you know that Ruby...you ever taken a BG!

What's your reason for such a poor strike rate IJ

Maybe you're being too picky...you should know just about all the cashiers are taken

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Old 25-05-2006, 20:33
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How do you know that Ruby...you ever taken a BG!

What's your reason for such a poor strike rate IJ

Maybe you're being too picky...you should know just about all the cashiers are taken

I've taken many
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Old 25-05-2006, 20:57
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What's your reason for such a poor strike rate IJ :


BEING DRUNK.....DRESSED BADLY AND TO CHOOSY......5555555...........IJ
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Old 26-05-2006, 00:35
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Equalled my longest run of 3 last night


I don't know what the record is, but MAV holds it
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Pointing to the crutch is normally an excuse by the bg not wanting to go with the guy

Yet another great insight of life in LOS from Ruby...........!!!!!!!!!!

It can also mean she wants to go with you dumbo...........if she is smiling!!!!!

Just for once could you surprise us all and add something to this board which actually means something!!!!

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Old 26-05-2006, 07:59
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I don't know what the record is, but MAV holds it


Hehe nice one Sir Gez,,

Only had one refusal as I was so Pissed I could barley walk, then me m8 Aaron whos speaks thai talked sweet nothing about me, then game was back on.
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Old 26-05-2006, 08:04
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I don't know what the record is, but MAV holds it

Thanx for dragging me into this Sir Gez.....l kinda thought l would be.....l could retort with a trousers jibe, but l am not that predictable.

The memory of my knockback night still haunts me.....not sure how l am going to deal with it going forward......maybe that's why Denver is a Darksider???
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Thanx for dragging me into this Sir Gez.....l kinda thought l would be.....l could retort with a trousers jibe, but l am not that predictable.

The memory of my knockback night still haunts me.....not sure how l am going to deal with it going forward......maybe that's why Denver is a Darksider???


Whats this??? do I see you tilting to the darkside??? As Vadar once said it is your destiny.... Now I can just hear Mr.D tell you hes your father....
Give in Mav we all know its going to happen anyways. As soon as that strike three hits.... Darkside... Batter up!!
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Yet another great insight of life in LOS from Ruby...........!!!!!!!!!!

It can also mean she wants to go with you dumbo...........if she is smiling!!!!!

Just for once could you surprise us all and add something to this board which actually means something!!!!


i dont understand how she can point to her crutch smiling and say she doesnt want to go with you and you interpret that as it means she does????
whatever you say about ruby he is 99% right in that when they use the period excuse it is normally just that,an excuse.try going back to the girl a week or so later and see if she tries it again.i have had that done.the girl had a period for about 15 days ;(
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......maybe that's why Denver is a Darksider???
No knock backs or any refusals for this callsign!

I just wave Gsons dosh under their noses and their all over me like a rash!

That's on the Lightside, Brightside, Slightly dull side, Getting very dim outside side and the Darkside.

What's the problem here? Refusals! What's all that about? Stop wearing yer Dads clothes!
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My 3 trip me and my friends thaiwife was on a mission to find me a nice girl she wanted someone good for me she said

I think we tryed every bar on soi eric and no one wanted to go with me
But the next day we read in the newspapar that they found a bg from
soi eric dead on the beach the day before so maybe that explain my bad luck.
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Old 27-05-2006, 07:37
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the girl had a period for about 15 days ;(
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Ooops , that one would hurt me to mutt to mutt really

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My 3 trip me and my friends thaiwife was on a mission to find me a nice girl she wanted someone good for me she said

I think we tryed every bar on soi eric and no one wanted to go with me

So your friends wife was trying to get you a nice and decent girl on soi eric ... big problem .. i see .. but just a girl for the night but with no luck ?
It usally means they try to get you hooked up with some girls from the village 555
You should might try the east block ..
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I got the period thing once from a girl down Soi Eric, But she told me she really wanted to go with me, And arranged to meet me in a couple of days, Also seen her turn down loads of other guys aswell so thought maybe she was not lying, And everynight she waved to me when I was down Soi Eric... And then after 3days she was straight over to me, All happy saying "Finish, Finish" and she was well worth the wait, Until I found out later Hobbsy was there before me (Not that he could remember even being with her )...5555555..

So guess its not always the case, Sometimes the girls are actually telling the truth
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But the next day we read in the newspapar that they found a bg from
soi eric dead on the beach the day before so maybe that explain my bad luck.

I heard that the poor bg was beaten to death on the beach - a terrible thing to happen
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I heard that the poor bg was beaten to death on the beach - a terrible thing to happen

JFL posted that a BG is found dead on the beach , then , you chip in with what "you heard" , you must have f*cking good hearing.
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i dont understand how she can point to her crutch smiling and say she doesnt want to go with you and you interpret that as it means she does????



Pointing to the crutch is normally an excuse by the bg not wanting to go with the guy

If you read what Ruby wrote as I quoted above..........he never said that the BG was saying she didn't want to go with the guy.........at the same time as pointing to her crotch..............just that pointing to her crutch meant she doesn't want to go with you

I was rightly pointing out that a girl who is pointing at her crotch and smiling at you at the same time is probably indicating that she wants to go with you rather than not!!!!.....

read the posts properly if you want to differ with people r3aps
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I once took a girl from a bar in Pattaya.

She looked good, etc, but we got back to my room and she said "Sorry, I have blood".

"why did you not tell me earlier ?" I asked.

"Solly. It just start now"

"Ok, suck me off then good bye"

"i dont want to suck"

"OK, goodbye"

I put her out the room, went back to the bar and told the mamasan and got my bar fine back. She was as much use as a car without petrol.

From that day on, I always chose blokes with t1ts. They NEVER say no.
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I once took a girl from a bar in Pattaya.

She looked good, etc, but we got back to my room and she said "Sorry, I have blood".

"why did you not tell me earlier ?" I asked.

"Solly. It just start now"

"Ok, suck me off then good bye"

"i dont want to suck"

"OK, goodbye"

I put her out the room, went back to the bar and told the mamasan and got my bar fine back. She was as much use as a car without petrol.

From that day on, I always chose blokes with t1ts. They NEVER say no.