Phuket Nightlife - Hideous news confirmed on a girl I bar-fined..

kiwi steve · #1 05-10-2003, 06:16

Last visit (last Sept)to Phuket I saw a nice looking girl go into Ocean Plaza supermarket down below the Plaza and she smiled and said "hi". My friend and I both agreed she was a stunner. We spent about 5 minutes buying a watch (took our time hoping that the hottie would come out so we could have another perv). The girl came out so I took a punt that she worked in a bar and asked her what bar,she told me "Torro" in Soi Eric so I told her I would come and have a drink with her that night. I got there about 8.00pm and she was there so had a few drinks. The girl told me her name was "Boy" thought that's different but have known a few to be called Bear,Fanta,Tom so thought nothing much of it. Anyway after the drinks she looked even hotter so I bar-fined her (as if I wasn't going to!). Get her back to the hotel and she gets her top off and she didn't have much in the breast department (I think my cat would have had bigger breasts). Then she tells me that she can't perform full sex as she just got her period (major letdown) so she says she will smoke me. Not happy but what can you do? She did say that I could go backdoor with her but I gave that a miss as it's not my scene. Next morning I told my friend and said hope she wasn't a guy!. But he agreed with me that a guy couldn't look that good. Well now my friend is running a hotel there in Phuket and he went to Torro bar and spoke to the owner while having a drink and the owner confirmed that he sacked the girl as he found out shortly after that I had been with her that it was in fact a boy. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I will be paying Torro bar a visit next visit and will be giving the owner a burst (but will then no doubt have a laugh about it) Worse part is that there was a Thai/Chinese girl in the bar that was a 9/10 but as I had arranged with the girl (well boy) to meet her I didn't want to show her any face.
And Mike you have told me in the past that boy/girls smoke better than girls,unfortunately this one didn't but I think I will get over it.

MikeNYC · #2 05-10-2003, 12:06

KIWI STEVE
THATS JUST TOO MUCH INFO!!!! I REALLY DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT..

kiwi steve · #3 05-10-2003, 15:16

to get it out of my system.

Baz · #4 05-10-2003, 18:24

to kiwi steve

great story. glad you could share it on the board. It's them sort of stories that make you laugh and cringe at the same time.
it's quiet hard to tell some times but the first sentence she/ he came out with was it's my period should have made you abit suspicious.
personally i never go with a bargirl if she's on her period.
not that it may be a bloke but there's plenty out there.
anyway it may not be the last time you get caught out, but good luck

baz

eric-the-viking · #5 05-10-2003, 23:19

Steve,lets cut to the chase you enjoyed it by the sound of it ,but do you have any pictures of this hottie .
just for reasearch mind

kiwi steve · #6 06-10-2003, 01:57

no pictures this time but next visit I will get a few but they will be 100% girls only (I hope).

Baz what fooled me was that my friend who has been to Phuket a few times told me that all the girls in Soi Eric were just that. I mean if he/she could fool a Thai bar manager that he was a girl what show did a poor little innocent boy from Down-under have?. I did offer after she said that she (I mean he) had her period to give her the money if she returned back to the bar and organised another girl to come back to the hotel but she said that the bar manager wouldn't be happy so been the soft touch that I am I settled for a BJ instead.

Baz · #7 06-10-2003, 22:14

to steve

glad to hear you were not taken to easy but being nice,he/she got away with it.
it did remind me of a girl / boy from soi easy.

i was drinking at the chicken bar in soi easy in feb 03 with my mate.
In there was a girl working, me and my mate were sure it was a lady boy but when we ask the bar owner she said no, but that was one ugly bird,
either she was a girl turning into a man or the other way around.
and before you ask no we did not bar fine her/he.

baz

r3aps · #8 06-10-2003, 22:19

best to remember the motto god gave us all a hole

steve

eric-the-viking · #9 08-10-2003, 01:27

Baz ,
Do you mean the crazy chicken bar,if so i have some very happy memories of that place.
last time i was there Tukta the owner had just arrived fresh back from Bangkok after a boob job .
she did have a new mamasan and not to many girls working there.
But in years gone by on yes that was the place to be

old pic i know and i do appologise but she always made me smile

mikegb · #10 08-10-2003, 07:55

Hi Kiwi,

Ah well. Shit happens.

Personally I don't think you have FULLY experienced Thailand until you have done a bloke with tits in the doo-doo hole, but then again, Im maybe a little bit different to others.

What I have found interesting is the amount of people who are interested in ladyboys.

There are lots of them around, and as much as I would like to try, I can't hump them all.

I am definately not a 'gay' man. Brad Pitt or Tom Selleck doesnt do anything for me.

I think a lot of people hump them and say nothing. Maybe its a curiosity thing.

Mind you, its a bit off putting when they use your razor to shave their tits, and I am forever telling them to put that damn toilet seat DOWN after they have had a piss

pimpdaddy · #11 08-10-2003, 20:32

Class story an old chesnut but still good everytime. However does it not make you wonder if you had drilled the he/she, ladyboy, man, girl wateva! that if you saw the balls flapping in the wind as you poked it it might have been a crazy night pmllll. I havent done one yet but I often wonder 1 night in bangkok maybe !

Remember ya cant see without ya eyes!

Cya PD.

mikegb · #12 08-10-2003, 20:43

Hi Pimpdaddy,

If you decide to stuff a ladyboy and their Henry Halls start to flap in the breeze, just shove them to one side.

Job done.

r3aps · #13 09-10-2003, 00:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikegb

Hi Pimpdaddy,

If you decide to stuff a ladyboy and their Henry Halls start to flap in the breeze, just shove them to one side.

Job done.

for some reason my cod in parsley sauce doesnt look as appetising as it did before i read mikes post

steve

eric-the-viking · #14 09-10-2003, 01:10

never mind your cod ,i have just gone right of my brains faggots,cumberland sos , mash and peas

pimpdaddy · #15 11-10-2003, 02:16

Yep good comment Mike maybe I will stick to the norm? Whatever that is LOL. If I do however I will cup the lil fella and chuck him to the side!!!

Cya PD.

kiwi steve · #16 13-10-2003, 10:05

(hopefully a one off) I decided that to ensure that I was not mentally scarred for life with Thai girls that a visit to the local Thai establishment in Town would be in order. Usually about six-ten girls are working and a few are good lookers so picked the best looker of course and proceeded up-stairs.
The girl gave me a good massage and asked if I wanted a sexy video put on. So still getting a massage when the video starts and what is it but a gay movie that shows guys giving each-other BJ's as well as other things in places where the sun doesn't shine!
What the #@*% is going on? Is someone trying to tell me something???

ps happy to report that no damage was done as managed to perform with distinction and the girl even said that 'you handsome man' (hmm some things don't change no matter what country you are in!)

kiwi steve · #17 08-11-2003, 06:33

obviously you have a few seconds to spare to hear about it.

I am beginning to wonder if I have "I'm gay" written on my forehead.
I got a call from a mate (poor bastard has never been to Thailand but has experienced a few working thai girls in our city) who advised that he had found a stunning Thai girl and it would be worth me paying her a visit. As I have just sacked my gf (another demanding kiwi girl who would have got the boot 2 weeks out from Phuket visit anyway) I thought why not, a bit of field research wouldn't go astray.$120 an hour as opposed to $40 LT not the best but then again I saved on the flight
over. Happy to report that she was a stunner

and had just come back from Phuket so got some reports first hand. Anyway after completing the transaction I was just going to have a shower and she had a male Thai guy arrive. I said "hello" and he smiled and said "hello you very handsome boy"

(does it ever change no matter what sex?). After the shower back in the room the girl told me "don't worry about him he's gay" (like I didn't guess). Then when I went back out into the lounge he said "ohh you very handsome boy next time you spend time with me" -anyway after I fu@%ed him -yeah right my butt was out of there quicker than a rat up a drain pipe.