Need specific BG

[VanMan]

Hallo,
First, my utmost appreciation for the raw & gritty (aka informative & useful) posts on this forum. I have never subscribed to ANY BB before but while doing some research, I have found you guys to be offering any/all discussions that are helpful....and with a little razzing...entertaining!

I am a businessman who gets to BKK a few times a year, enjoyed the samplings but what I like best is to have my regular BG. I had a cool arrangement but she has now gotten off to a new & serious job (good for her) and I am w/o my hook up of 5 years.

So now I am headed to Phuket for a few days and while I know there are numerous BG's available in Phuket, I would like to have it all arranged so I am not wasting any time loitering trying to find her. No disrespect to the numerous of hard working individuals that I enjoy reading about on this forum but I am wanting a real pro, one who will give me the "girlfriend experience". I'd like one who is conversational in either German, Japanese or English, dresses classy and can assist me with locating some natural smokes in the area. Some have suggested the escort agencies in BKK but I want a local who can source things and knows the terrain. I am a real mellow guy and want to find this routine BG to entertain me on my trips. I want to basically employ her for several days each time I come. I need someone who can be comfortable at a classy dinner party and yet act like a pornstar behind closed doors (I expect to pay a premium for this of course).

Can anyone point me in the right direction or know of anyone I can speak with? Any advice is much appreciated.

[Insomniac]

Sounds like you need an escort service... There is one or two here in Phuket, maybe the other board members will know their contact details.

[andy50]

i would give the "natural smokes "a miss if i were you
very big penaltys for this in los. and many police spys around as has been pointed out to me by my thai g/f on this trip!

[crazyswede]

Originally Posted by andy50

i would give the "natural smokes "a miss if i were you
very big penaltys for this in los. and many police spys around as has been pointed out to me by my thai g/f on this trip!

Hey , give the guy a break .. let him do his thing .. it would be fun to have a Thread called:
BoardMembers Who Stay MonkeyHouse Longtime just like the MB´s on Tour thread

[shark1963]

Welcome on board, i hope everything works out in your way.But i would think about all your wishes.Enough places with much lower risk, if it is really the same you mean with smokes as the above posters think

[VanMan]

Originally Posted by andy50

i would give the "natural smokes "a miss if i were you
very big penaltys for this in los. and many police spys around as has been pointed out to me by my thai g/f on this trip!

Wow - kind of a bummer to think it is that frowned upon! Not that I wasn't aware of the laws...just assumed you could easily buy your way out! (I know, I know ....ASS U ME). I will definately have to skip that segment of my trip. Duly noted warning from you guys on the ground there - thanks.

I guess I can always reallocate the funds for extra shaggings....

[alibaba]

Hey VanMan,
What colour hair would you like this lady to have.??? Would black be ok.???

Have you considered a LB.???

[VanMan]

Originally Posted by alibaba

Hey VanMan,
What colour hair would you like this lady to have.??? Would black be ok.???

Have you considered a LB.???

Alibaba,...the hair color is not important, however the gender is!!

While I'm sure some LB's can look tempting, I'm not a player on that front.

I do appreciate the suggestion however.

[alibaba]

[QUOTE=

While I'm sure some LB's can look tempting, I'm not a player on that front.

Na,
With a LB. actually the general idea is not to be a player on the front. 55555555

[VanMan]

Touche'....or should I just say tush????

[hornypirate]

VM, for naturals go to PhiPhi island. No problem, you smell it everywhere. I walked past a kiosk and smelled the smell and there was a Thai Navy guy in uniform smoking out holding his rifle with a big smile on his face and red eyes.

Aloha Andrew

[shark1963]

Originally Posted by hornypirate

VM, for naturals go to PhiPhi island. No problem, you smell it everywhere. I walked past a kiosk and smelled the smell and there was a Thai Navy guy in uniform smoking out holding his rifle with a big smile on his face and red eyes.

Aloha Andrew

Are you sure it wasnt just a fat havana cigar
but up to each oneself! good advice if you also pay his lawyer later

[hugos]

Originally Posted by shark1963

Are you sure it wasnt just a fat havana cigar
but up to each oneself! good advice if you also pay his lawyer later

In phi-phi they smoke this everywhere. Although i would higly recommend not to do so....



Hugo

[tintin]

van Man, there is no packacke deal in Phuket!

Would be a bit easy to have the perfect girl brought on a plate to you, and push a bottom and she would dance.

Sometimes it can be fustrating to have to look around for hours/days to have the perfect "picture". I do not think there is another way then that!

Everybody has other wishes, and taste. Also, although you pay them, "stunners" can be a bit selective some times.

Just take info, where you will have the most opportunity to find a dreamgirl. if you are wealthy, try the go-go's. If not walk slowly around Paton, until you see a girl that give you the "hots". Even then it is not sure that she will forfill all your wishes! Not all girls are into everything and still have more pride then you think!

[LivinLOS]

If money is no object then the only thing your going to get close is a BKK escort but the rates I hear they charge for LT / GFE service are very high..

Perhaps you could enquire with a few companies if there is one that knows thier way around Phuket.. Probably is not that unusual a place for them to have been.

Theres a Reggae bar leaving town on the Karon rd.. Just short of Safari disco.

[Insomniac]

If you do get your natural smokes, i HIGHLY suggest you smoke it alone or with rastas, maybe i'm just paranoid but i've heard some bad stories about girls turning in guys.

But really, better be safe than sorry!!!

[VanMan]

Fellas - Thanks for the replies - your advice is highly regarded. Although I must say that I am totally freaked out now about seeking party supplies.

LivinLOS, Thanks for the bar tip - I might stroll by. I have found that usually, like in Japan, two foreigners can hook up beause both know neither are MiB and you won't get searched for no reason. Do foreigners get shook down routinely if they've done nothing to draw attention to themselves? I think I have just been lucky so far in that I have'nt had so much as a parking ticket in my 15 years of living abroad. In Japan, I have heard of getting harrassed for WWW (Walking While White).

Regarding the escorts, I think TinTin is right, I am going to have to get on the ground and look. I'm getting frustrated & can't find any escort agencies online for phuket. The ony 2 I found try to reroute me to crap sites that have nothing to offer. Thaipro and another one are no help. The BKK agency is an option but a expensive one.

Also, is driving a motorcycle THAT dangerous down there? I mean I have ridden in BKK and while wild, I have managed. I keep hearing about how dangerous it is? Is a Jeep a better play?

Again - thanks for the comments.

[tintin]

I'm getting frustrated & can't find any escort agencies

They would go broke in Phuket!Too many hoties offering their services! Look man, there are girls everywhere! You will have no problem to find a girl or girls to party with!

[VanMan]

Originally Posted by tintin

They would go broke in Phuket!Too many hoties offering their services! Look man, there are girls everywhere! You will have no problem to find a girl or girls to party with!

Yeah, you are right. I should just stop stressing it and just find the best one I can when I get there. Problem is ----if it is anything like BKK, it is mental overload and I can't decide cuz they ALL look good!