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21-08-2006, 20:50
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Calling out for help to all you Veterans of Thailand
I have been trying to get together of places to visit but in lots of messages it seems to skip back and fourth between locations. Im just looking for some great places to visit in Phuket. I am not looking for some boom boom but for a great massage with a happy ending. I would appreciate any help or info you guys can share with me.
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21-08-2006, 22:39
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21-08-2006, 22:49
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Thanks!
Thanks for the link that helps! I am staying at the Amanpuri hotel Pansea Beach. Is anyone familiar with that resort? Is it in walking distance to any MP's? If not how far is the good locations from there? Do you think that hotel would offer extras? or am I asking for to much haha. Anyway thanks a ton guys I cant stop thinking about the trip.
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21-08-2006, 23:12
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Here is a map to give you some idea of where you will be , and as you are staying at a "Top Class" resort I doubt there will be much action near by. I really don't think there will be any "extras" available , and I would guess that the resort will probably not be "guest friendly".
Best bet would be to take a trip into Patong.
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21-08-2006, 23:22
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YGTBSM???? Travel 10,000 miles... Stay in 5 star hotel (40,000thb/night)... And, want (just) a *******! (no boom boom)  OHHHH KAYY??? Pablo 
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21-08-2006, 23:38
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Pablo, Trey has heard that Thai women have beautiful hands.
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21-08-2006, 23:40
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Ooops...Sorry. Don't mean to sound so critical... (your life, you own reasons, etc.) Each to his own! Enjoy your trip. Pablo 
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21-08-2006, 23:45
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Amanpuri is in the middle of nowhere. The clients want it to be like that at a cheap price of 850$ a night (for a room, not for a villa). They have limousines and will be glad to drive you to soi kebsab. Don't know if GF?
By the way, they don't have TV in the room, so no following of premier league or whatever.
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22-08-2006, 01:01
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I deserve most of that!
Sorry guys if it was my choice I would be near all the action but this is for work and they are setting us up in this hotel. I will be in meetings during the day and was hoping for my own fun during the night. The boom boom thing just not my cup of tea but the small extras after a great massage are. So how far to a place that I can actually enjoy? Is it a far cab drive? I was super excited about the trip and the ladies now Im not feeling so hot when you guys say Im in the middle of nowhere
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22-08-2006, 01:22
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I'm sure that your hotel offers (spa treatment/massage). If all you wanted, was a finishing "wank"... I'd be surprised, if even a "straight" masseuse, would turn down a few extra baht, for that. Otherwise, a taxi to Patong...around 20 to 30 minutes (maybe $15) Have your "fun" at Soi Kepsap (or wherever), and taxi back home. Good Luck Pablo
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22-08-2006, 01:41
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Pablo,
Thanks for the info. How dependable are the Taxi's over there? Do I have to be worried about ending up somewhere I didnt ask to be taken? Also what street or intersection would be a good place to be dropped off? Thanks!
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22-08-2006, 02:09
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Trey, Much more dependable and honest, than those "thug's" and "thieves", in ATL, or NYC! 55555  If I were you, I'd have the hotel concierge arrange for a taxi to Patong. (maybe even hotel limo) They'll see that you get a responsible taxi...for sure! Hire the taxi, for 3 or 4 hours....(probably around 1000thb...$25 to $30) Have the taxi, drop you at Ratuthit Rd and Bangla. (arrange with taxi, for pickup place and time..back to hotel. Or, get drivers cell number...call him for pickup)...then, 1. Walk down Bangla Rd, to Soi Eric. 2. Go to Mai Thai Bar...introduce yourself to Nicke (owner) 3. Ring the bell, and enjoy a cold beer/beverage (get a MTB T-Shirt for that) 4. Ask Nicke, or any BM about nearby Massage...etc. (lot's of that nearby) 5. Have a nice massage/wank....(or whatever) 6. Back to MTB, with trip report (time permitting) 7. Meet your taxi, and go back to hotel (at least, that's what I ALWAYS do...55555) Enjoy, Pablo Last edited by pablo : 22-08-2006 at 02:19.
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22-08-2006, 02:47
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Hey Pablo you never mentioned No's 5&6 in MTB before 
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22-08-2006, 03:06
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Yeh, well... My "boss", hangs out in MTB, from time to time. It's a small circle in that place...Wouldn't want to upset the boss! You know...spending corporate capital on such things, etc.55555 Pablo
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22-08-2006, 05:57
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Come on Peter... Don't start this anti American BS again! I'll have to bring Marc 26 in...and he'll take off the gloves. It's not only Americans, that stay in expensive hotels etc... Pablo
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22-08-2006, 07:03
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go get him Pablo!
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice.
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22-08-2006, 14:12
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If you don't want to take a taxi to patong there are places in laguna you can get your happy ending... Near pepper's restaurant there is a massage place that does happy endings. Most 5 star hotels are guest friendly well in bangkok at least. Not too sure about the Aman, trisara or the Chedi but i'd be surprised if they weren't guest friendly. But why ok with the hj but not the boom boom?? I mean sure whatever floats your boat but i'm curious... Sorry i have a bad habbit of being nosey...
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22-08-2006, 20:07
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Insomniac,
I dont mind you being nosey. The biggest reason is I have two small children that mean more then the world to me and by doing the boom boom which I would love to do I increase my chances of catching something and if I do my wife would not ask one question but pack her bags, divorce me and take the thing that means the most to me. Sooo I weigh the circumstances so I will take my fun to a limit but not worth the risk in the end. I know some of you might laugh or say Im an idiot just the way that I feel. Yes I know about the condom but its not 100% Thanks again for all the info guys
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22-08-2006, 21:52
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Trey, you are a lucky man! You stay at one of, if not the, best resort on Phuket. I love the place!!! I do not have the money to spend to stay there but have been lucky enough to enjoy the company of people who can. Only the best here, great place. Laze by the pitch black pool in daytime, have great cocktails at the bar overlooking the private beach, dinner at the Italian or Thai restaurant with appropriate music, it is all good. Not coming cheap, but if business my best guess is that you would not care to charge to your room....
As for moving around. Use one of their limousines and have you dropped off at a reasonable hotel for an 'appointment'. This way you might avoid any talking from staff if you want and can move easily to one of the massage joints described in other treats, or go to Christins for a soapy. I am for 99.9% sure that Amanpuri is guestfriendly. In the good and real good places you 'rent' a room, not just a part of the king size bed in that room! Just relax, enjoy the hotel, and enjoy any good (!) massages. I wish I was in your shoes!
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22-08-2006, 23:26
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Damm good reason. Perfectly understandable.
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23-08-2006, 01:07
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Oh forgot last question for you guys. You said that you were pretty sure that at the hotel they should be guest friendly. At the end of my massage what can I do or say to hint I want that little extra without being rude? Is there a way to tell if its acceptable before I ask the women something she is going to give me a dirty look for? haha Thanks again
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23-08-2006, 02:48
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THERES ALSO A FEW FROM DENMARK IJ
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23-08-2006, 03:08
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That was totally uncalled for...   If he wants to dress up like a Cowgirl and smear sh1t on himself...we don't ask such questions or make such statements... The poor guy is going to have trouble finding off the hj's and hopefully all his concernes will disappear once he gets to beautiful Phuket. To answer your last question Trey...don't worry about asking generally the lady will gently edge her way to your tackle and she will make all the indications and ask all the questions... Marcia
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