Grapevine funny..

[LivinLOS]

Just got this from the missus.. Could well be hopelessly inaccurate but made me laugh at the poor guys tragedy..

A French guy (Simon) last night somewhere in Patong takes a LB (Bun / Boon) back by mistake.. Undressing it turned out the LB is fully equipped and the guy freaks, tries to run out of the room, but the LB blocks the door and doesnt let him run (must have been butch).

So the guy jumps out of the window.. Unfortunately its on the 3rd floor !! Result broken back and 50 stitches !!

Lets hope he makes a recovery.

[Mav]

.....Witney ?

[Insomniac]

Ok i don't mean to be mean but thats just Hilarious!!! Why jump out the window? Should have just asked it to leave. If it didn't... Well, there must have been better options available, but i guess thats the problem once you've had too much to drink. The eyes and brain become inaccurate.

[nelsonone]

Originally Posted by Mav

.....Witney ?

Houston......we have liftoff......err no......I mean a problem.......ohh jeezus it's a f@cking monster....

[Dodger]

5555555555!! thought for a minute this was a story about one of Oliver's friends, same thing happened to him except when he decided to leave said LB grabbed his wallet and wouldn't let him go unless he paid 1000bht, he only had 900bht in his wallet, so the LB kept his wallet and said would take the debit card until he came back with the 100 baht, he explained that without the debit card he couldn't get the 100 bht, so LB pointed out 5 other guys outside the apartment and threatened if he didn't get back with the 100 they would sort him out, he just left by the door but as fast as his feet could carry him.

[Crustasian]

Wow - he realy did freak.

Just think of his other options:

1 . He could give or receive.

2 .He could have had a bj or given.

3 .He could have offered a reach around.

There are many more combinations of the above.

Or he could simply have paid the Shim money.

[seafox]

Maybe he should have had a Red Bull before he jumped out the window.

Like Crusty said, he could have just paid "her".

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by Crustasian

Wow - he realy did freak.

Just think of his other options:

1 . He could give or receive.

2 .He could have had a bj or given.

3 .He could have offered a reach around.

There are many more combinations of the above.

Or he could simply have paid the Shim money.

Good choices Crusty
I have to ask, what would you have done?

Me? I'd have taken (not given ) No 2

[Crustasian]

Remain flexible - don't panic Mr Mannering.

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by Crustasian

Remain flexible - don't panic Mr Mannering.

That is not the answer I was looking for

[Crustasian]

OK - produce your spare bottle of booze and get shim horribly drunk.Then drag it outside and leave it under a tree.

Leave a condom with some evaporated milk in its bum for good measure.

THEN LOCK YOUR DOORS!!

[Denver]

Good thread.

[urtheman]

Originally Posted by Crustasian

OK - produce your spare bottle of booze and get shim horribly drunk.Then drag it outside and leave it under a tree.

Leave a condom with some evaporated milk in its bum for good measure.

THEN LOCK YOUR DOORS!!

That option wouldn't have crossed my mind.

At least with 50 stitches he has a good story to repeat on how he got that scar.

[K2]

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