Phuket Nightlife

northern exile · #1 26-09-2006, 18:19

Just had this conversation with an unknown prson on skype thought it was funny

[11:37:12] agnes says: hello
how are u?

[11:54:02] Paul_ig says: Im good

[11:54:20] Paul_ig says: do i know you?

[11:54:25] agnes says: ok

[11:54:27] agnes says: lam good

[11:54:32] agnes says: lam agnes and from Pattaya and u?

[11:54:45] Paul says: Im paul from the uk

[11:55:09] agnes says: ok

[11:55:12] agnes says: lam 23yrs and u?

[11:55:24] Paul says: 389 yeras old and wrinkly

[11:55:38] agnes says: lam a single now, but l live with my mother and my brother and my father is dead

[11:55:52] Paul says: sorry to hear that

[11:56:07] Paul says: would you like me to send you 4 million dollars?

[11:57:11] agnes says: yes

[11:57:12] agnes says: lam agnes and from Pattaya. lam a female . l live with my mother and my brother and my father is dead. lam in poor family. l want a person who can married me and help me in my school.

[11:58:42] Paul says: ok well if you apply to the numpty bank of boraswedia and ask for MR R SOLe he will organise a transfer from Mr PE Stake account the number is 100234666

[11:59:42] Paul says: thankyou for your call and a happy new year!

[11:59:50] agnes says: thak u

[12:00:09] agnes says: please l want u to transfer me the money and send me through western union ok

[12:01:21] Paul says: I can't I stole the money from them, can I send it to you in string bonds?

[12:01:41] agnes says: yes

[12:01:56] agnes says: u want me to stole?

[12:02:46] Paul says: where is your nearest string bond merchant, no I stole 15 million US from Western union from their narcophantasia store

[12:03:11] Paul says: I manufacture ping pong balls

[12:03:12] agnes says: have u marry?

[12:04:51] agnes says: hello paul. l want u to help me and send me the money through post office with my addresss?

[12:08:05] Paul says: I can't use the post office I haven't left my cave for three years

[12:08:31] agnes says: where are u now?

[12:08:58] agnes says: please can l give u my address to go to western union office to send me the money?

[12:09:27] Paul says: in my cave suspended by brightly colour fairy lightsand wearing a gold lament thong

[12:09:35] Paul says: it chaffs a bit

[12:10:11] agnes says: hi do u have cradit card?

[12:10:24] Paul says: but if I leave the cave who will feed the pixies?

[12:10:37] Paul says: No my gollum ate it

[12:10:41] agnes says: l dont know

[12:10:54] agnes says: ok send me through the western union

[12:10:56] agnes says: ok?

faultytowers · #2 26-09-2006, 19:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by northern exile

[12:10:37] Paul says: No my gollum ate it

Now she must have known you were joking , everyone knows that Gollum only ever eats beer !!!!

Einheriar · #3 26-09-2006, 19:32

comedy gold

Gollum · #4 26-09-2006, 23:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by northern exile

[12:10:37] Paul says: No my gollum ate it

I bloody well did not! , as FT says unless it's beer or peeled grapes I don't touch it. Any way since when did I become YOUR gollum? (PS for a small sum I might be, my preciousssssss!!)

faultytowers · #5 26-09-2006, 23:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gollum

I bloody well did not! , as FT says unless it's beer or peeled grapes I don't touch it.

Unless you're really, really drunk !!!!

northern exile · #6 26-09-2006, 23:48

I was preoccupied with my larment thong, I thought it was you gollum it may have been one of the roundabout pixies from Milton Keynes!

Dingo's · #7 27-09-2006, 02:10

Holy Shyte Northern Exile,

I live here and just when you think you've seen it all. Amazing that she doesn't know you are joking, but then again. I'm sure she's going to play along in the hopes that you will actually leave your cave of pixies and send her the 4 million dollars.

Too bloody funny mate!

Nice pics Gollum.... another eventful night!