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Old 18-12-2006, 13:01
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LB part 2 : when are you really sure?

Yesterday, I went to Patong. Took a girl from there. As I don t post tripreports anymore, I go straight to the issue.

Coming back to Kata, my friends all say, that this time I took something really special, and if it was the first time. They were sure it was a Katoy I took from Patong.

I did not know what I heard. Ok, the girl was not the stunners they saw me with the night before, but this was a very sweet girl. No tatoos, soft and nice. Her face was not masculin, but I agree a bit rougher then the other girls in French they say carre.

So I fell almost off my chair, because last thing I wanted was a lady-boy experience. One of my friends said, that the other girls certified this was a man.

Now my friends are jokers. Would not take them to MT bar, because they do crazy things and are loud, and as they speak french, not everybody would understand they do not mean any harm.

So this left me with a few choices. Find an excuse to get rid of her. Or folowing my feeling that she was a real lady, because I did not believe their insinuaitions. One who always talk about the LB he had, post operatioin, even thought it was same-same.

Nevertheless, my iniatial excitement was cooled down. To be short, in the room she took the initiative, then showered, and no.....zizi, like I figured.

For the rest everything went normal, although the post operation thing kept going through my head, and did not make me relax. One other thing, she prefered, to make me come every other way, but not to do it inside. When I insisted, it was ok. We fell a sleep, but I had a nightmare that she really was a LB.

I would have kept her for some days, she was sweet and tender. I am 90 per cent sure it IS a lady. But I said I would come to patong tommorow and then take her a few days.

Now how to be sure in a case like this? Normally I feel it are men, when they are not even close. The only experience I had, learnt me they smell diferently, and are not so soft. This girl was not big, had smaller hands then mine, nice firm t*ts, very good body, and I felt a cli* growing.

I have no idea what they could do, to make this look real. But the way she talked, moved, and smelled, I can't believe it. But the other TG comments, if this true, still impresses me.

Proberly a good joke from these ba*tards, well if it is, it certainly freaked me.
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Old 18-12-2006, 13:23
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Your friends are French and they are jokers? We may have met them a couple weeks ago and needless to say some quality entertainment was provided at 3am on a Bangla morning. I think they said they were staying in Kata in an expensive hotel that stung them hard with a joiner fee. One of them had pretty good english and the other limited - are these the same guys?
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Old 18-12-2006, 13:26
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Just ask to see her ID card.
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Old 18-12-2006, 13:38
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Many French speaken people around. They hardly ever go to Patong. And most of our little group are Belgians. They stay in Thai houses, so definite not them..... ID card, yes, but that is like playing police and not a gesture of trust.....

I did something a bit more risky. I asked her this morning. Just said what my friends told me, and that I was angry with them. She looked at me as she was as suprised as myself, but did not pay any more attention to it,neither was angry. She has a picture of a girl in her wallet, she claims it to be her daughter of 6. As she is 26, this is possible.

I think I am safe, especialy because the voice, hands, and troat do not match a LB at all.

Ihad a message from my friend, this morning, 2 am, maybe he was worried that the joke has gone to far, and I had made trouble.
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Old 18-12-2006, 14:40
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Tt......man Or Woman..you Enjoyed Yourself And Had A Good Time.thats All That Matters........ij
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Old 18-12-2006, 16:26
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If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it's a duck.

Just enjoy mate and don't worry.
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Old 18-12-2006, 16:33
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Heh TT was that the guy I saw you in Patong with yesterday??? Go with IJ on this one, he was cute why are you so worried???
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Old 18-12-2006, 16:45
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Heh TT was that the guy I saw you in Patong with yesterday??? Go with IJ on this one, he was cute why are you so worried???
LOL spilt the coffee again
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Old 18-12-2006, 16:55
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LOL spilt the coffee again

Oh boy, you're going to have a large bill at the dry cleaner...

What a waste of the coffee...
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Old 18-12-2006, 17:05
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Just like the guys say TT, don't worry about it, you had fun.......so long as you can live with the fact why should you worry what other people think.
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Old 18-12-2006, 17:21
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5555 I like your reactions.

Got my buddy on the line. Told him that he was right but that his zizi, was 2 times bigger then mine. Then he reacted suprised (maybe because the girls told him about my size ). Then I said that the lady was genuine, and he reacted relieved as they have been setting me up whatever girl I would have showed up with.

I told you that these guys are bast*rds. 5555

But you never get bored, that is for sure. One is a policeman with a specialisation. Never give a ticket. Do not like to make the state richer.

But to the subject again, I really hestitated there. Generally, it is so obvious when it is a Katoy, but i indeed hesitated in some moments with very tiny smaller ones. They are not in great numbers. And they say that if you hesitate it is a katoy. Once I was 100 % sure it was one, and it was a real genuine, who luckily did not hear what I said.

Good that nobody else had problems with it....
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5555 I like your reactions.

Got my buddy on the line. Told him that he was right but that his zizi, was 2 times bigger then mine. ....

leathal weapon X 2 ????
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Old 25-12-2006, 14:34
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Only time thought every really entered my mind was with a dancer from SC in BKK. Somewhat tall for a TG. She even made a joke about it with one of those smiles that indicated she knew she was messing with my mind. My rationalization was that if she was a post-op katoey, she probably would have had bigger tits and while she was quite attractive, wasn't over the top in make-up and facial detailing. At any rate I was quite happy. Didn't really know definitely until about the third trip in two years when we did the deed at the start of her period (yes, I know someone is going to say they can fake that as well).
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Old 25-12-2006, 19:26
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You're never going to really be sure in this situation... But, if you have concerns, then pass. Why take the chance if that is not you're thing? Go with you're gut, or just ask them if they are LB. It's worked wonders for me in the past when kee maow mak mak....
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Old 26-12-2006, 23:47
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Well i had an experience A few years back, I picked a "girl" from Toro Bar in Soi Eric, brought her home to the hotel for a nice night, first she turned on the TV and started watching some Thai Horror movie, I asked her what about a little kissing, the answer was NO I watch movie.
My next move was to suggest that we had a shower together and went to bed, same reply.
I then pointed at her shoes, and asked her you see shoes, she did, and I told her put them on and get the f###k out of here, I did give her for a Tuk Tuk back.
My last night in Patong I went to say good by to the bar owner, and he was laughing his head off, John do you realize it was a Katoy you took home.
At times it's very difficult to tell the difference
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Old 27-12-2006, 06:07
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Well i had an experience A few years back, I picked a "girl" from Toro Bar in Soi Eric, brought her home to the hotel for a nice night, first she turned on the TV and started watching some Thai Horror movie, I asked her what about a little kissing, the answer was NO I watch movie.
My next move was to suggest that we had a shower together and went to bed, same reply.
I then pointed at her shoes, and asked her you see shoes, she did, and I told her put them on and get the f###k out of here, I did give her for a Tuk Tuk back.
My last night in Patong I went to say good by to the bar owner, and he was laughing his head off, John do you realize it was a Katoy you took home.
At times it's very difficult to tell the difference

so, the owners an ass for not telling you
but i did love your reply to the girl/guy about their shoes, classic!!
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If you're with someone, and you both are enjoying it, isn't that what counts the most? If you want to be with a lady, or a lady boy, it's obvious you can find both in Patong. If you finally settle on someone you enjoy being with, and enjoy the experience, why second guess what happened?

If it really gets to where YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE, is there still a difference?
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Why dont you post a pic as i'm sure the local expats will identify its gender straight away.....
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Is that the same as having away with an unconsious LB????
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NOTE TO SELF: IDEA FOR MOVIE: LB Zombies attack Paris. Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt.
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NOTE TO SELF: IDEA FOR MOVIE: LB Zombies attack Paris. Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt.
You'd save a lot of money if you set it in Kamala and used the Ds as your lead actors. Not quite Cruise, Depp and Pitt but ...

In fact I'm warming to the idea and can offer some script assistance. Instead of LB zombies, how about LB triffids squirting blinding liquids into peoples eyes?
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You'd save a lot of money if you set it in Kamala and used the Ds as your lead actors. Not quite Cruise, Depp and Pitt but ...

In fact I'm warming to the idea and can offer some script assistance. Instead of LB zombies, how about LB triffids squirting blinding liquids into peoples eyes?

That would be a documentary. 555 Not much box office in that. I want to appeal to the teenagers.
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Old 21-04-2008, 10:18
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Why does there seem to be so little tolerance here for lady boys? In person, they don't seem to be any more or less annoying than any other group of people you're likely to run into in Patong.

It's probably true that most people here think that what they're involved in is wrong, but to most of the world, what almost everyone here seems to go to Patong for is wrong. (I'm guessing that "most" is the appropriate word in both cases.)
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