First timers!

[Yoda]

This time in los i took a couple of complete first timers ,although well travelled they had not seen anything quite like what greeted them on ther first night down bangla rd ,one of them turned to the dark side of the force and bedded four lady boys,the other one loaded himself and spent most of his time in his room.
I would love to hear some storys of rookies in patong anyone got any?


May the force be with you!

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by Yoda

This time in los i took a couple of complete first timers ,although well travelled they had not seen anything quite like what greeted them on ther first night down bangla rd ,one of them turned to the dark side of the force and bedded four lady boys,the other one loaded himself and spent most of his time in his room.
I would love to hear some storys of rookies in patong anyone got any?


May the force be with you!

Perhaps everybody's to embarrassed to share LOS virgin stories , not much of a reply so far Yoda.
Strong in the force ....it is

[butterflyblonde]

This story involves a rookie in Amsterdam one time in the mid 90's , me and 7 mates went there to get off our faces , smoking that crazy skunk weed , drinking beers and of course shagging a few red light girls and going to a few ''banana ****ing '' shows . this one guy calles james had just turned 18 while we were over there,(and was the type of guy who was sometimes the brunt of practical jokes too) We persuaded him to let us pick a lady or two for him (paid for by the rest of us for a birthday treat) we looked around a while and found 2 nice looking ******s both in the same window so we asked them if they would do the ****in works on him and explained it was his 18th birthday . they took him in and closed the curtains once inside the ground floor room . so after about 5 mins we were all cheering outside then all of a sudden the curtains flew open and there he was on the bed , i ****** sucking him off while the other one had obviously decided to display this to us and the rest of the passers by ( the red light area was crowded that night - it was a saturday). Well he looked so embarrassed but couldnt move as the other one who had opened the curtains quickly straddled him and ****ed his brains out for the whole world to see , as you can imagine , we ****in laughed for days and he just went scarlet red every time we mentioned it
2 nights later we went to one of the sex shows and after several acts this huge black woman came out on stage (must have been about 18 stone) she came our way and i think its fair to say we were all shitting it because we knew she would pick 1 of us , when she got close we all pointed at him at the same time , so poor james again was the subject of much laughter as he was took to the stage , stripped to his boxers , lay down and then had ''momma'' all over him, quite literally , but after all this , on the way home he turned to me (because i organized the trip) and thanked me for the best time of his life , i was truly touched and stunned at the same time

[Yoda]

Quality!

May the force be with you!

[lounge_lizard]

Originally Posted by Yoda

This time in los i took a couple of complete first timers ,although well travelled they had not seen anything quite like what greeted them on ther first night down bangla rd ,one of them turned to the dark side of the force and bedded four lady boys,the other one loaded himself and spent most of his time in his room.
I would love to hear some storys of rookies in patong anyone got any?


May the force be with you!

Dunno about Patong, but this happened in Bangkok about 1982.

My mate's first (and only) time in the Kingdom.

I took him to see Soi Cowboy.

We looked into a few bars and he decided they were a bit tatty for his sophisticated tastes.

Eventually, we found a more up-market place - upholstered chairs instead of cracked plastic seats etc - and decided to stay.

A plump little girl in a red bikini came over and cuddled up to me with the "You buy me rady dink" routine.

T, however, had spotted a very pretty creature wearing one of those elegant high-necked chinese dresses, split up to the hip.

So he fended off the throng and with a lordly gesture summoned her to join him.

After a couple of beers and lady drinks, he leaned over to me and said "She's got a really sexy husky voice".

"Yes", I replied. "She's got an adam's apple as well".

This went right over his head. He gave me a puzzled look and returned to discussing the meaning of life with his intended.

And then it sank in.

He went a very pale shade of grey, dropped his drink on the floor, grabbed my arm and towed me out of there at a speed I could never have managed on my own.


Cheers

LL

[Yoda]

As i said in my original post i took two first timers with me ,one turnedout to be a right hero ,you know out till 6 every morning,different lady every night the usual sought of thing!.The other turned into a bit of a pussy spending all day in his room and finishing a drinking sesh at 11 every night although ill give him his due he did screw a few crackers and spend half as much money as we did and can actually remember a large part of the holiday!.
so having a very immature sense of humour we decided to play a couple of practical jokes on him,the first one if anyone wants to try it is an absolute blinder i learnt in the army,find out whether your pal is taking a lady home which is more than likely in patong etc gain access to his room ,get a chocolate bar pull back the covers on his bed and put a massive skid mark down the middle!,replace the covers and leave as if nothing has happened ,apparently his chick went mad and made him remove all bedding ,he even put a complaint into reception the next day !
Not satisfied with the dirty laundry joke we hit him again this time with a condom filled with aftersun underneath the covers ,this particular night he left extremely early claiming a headache we later found out he took a absolute cracker from a go go bar for top baht,i bet she was well impressed!

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by Yoda

As i said in my original post i took two first timers with me ,one turnedout to be a right hero ,you know out till 6 every morning,different lady every night the usual sought of thing!.The other turned into a bit of a pussy spending all day in his room and finishing a drinking sesh at 11 every night although ill give him his due he did screw a few crackers and spend half as much money as we did and can actually remember a large part of the holiday!.
so having a very immature sense of humour we decided to play a couple of practical jokes on him,the first one if anyone wants to try it is an absolute blinder i learnt in the army,find out whether your pal is taking a lady home which is more than likely in patong etc gain access to his room ,get a chocolate bar pull back the covers on his bed and put a massive skid mark down the middle!,replace the covers and leave as if nothing has happened ,apparently his chick went mad and made him remove all bedding ,he even put a complaint into reception the next day !
Not satisfied with the dirty laundry joke we hit him again this time with a condom filled with aftersun underneath the covers ,this particular night he left extremely early claiming a headache we later found out he took a absolute cracker from a go go bar for top baht,i bet she was well impressed!

You could have topped it all off by sticking clingfilm very tightly underneath the toilet seat so when she takes a piss or he takes a shit , will have great results may the force stay strong