Phuket Nightlife

Panda · #1 29-03-2007, 19:05

Hi
We have just made a resevation with club med coming in July have read all the posts on couples wanting to pander ie eat,root,shoot and leave but wanting to know if we discover that rare lady that actually would enjoy a threesome where do we take her to as club med is a family affair it may be abit weird to arrive at reception with a tag along, also there was mention of a normal massage that provides a happy ending for couples anybody know what it is called?

K2 · #2 29-03-2007, 20:39

Not an ideal 1st post and this topic has been done to death before ... so doing a quick search would have been worthwhile.

Club Med is one of the least girl friendly places on the island and chances are you wont get her past reception - let alone joiner fees!

Do a search on Cristins - they should be able to accomodate.

PS: Noticed you've been a BM for 3 years !!! - Surely you've seen prvious replies to this question.

Panda · #3 29-03-2007, 21:04

Thanks sorry for my ignorance did register long time ago but an unexpected arrval in our family forced me to can my holiday and thus a loss of interest, did a search on club med and nothing came up also on parlours with happy endig and the only listing i found was aprehensive to name the joint thanks for the info though

sundancekid · #4 29-03-2007, 22:06

Very OT but... Just read the book "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" again by Lynne Truss which I assume Panda is (somehow) referring to. Very enjoyable read, but you might want to try adhere to the rule of "The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation." Would make your posts more readable.

Anyway, agree with K2 on Club Med.

Rent a room in Patong for a night or two and try one of the go gos for threesomes. Or that's what I've heard...

Edit: For those of you not familiar with the book, I just get a (geeky) laugh every time I read the back cover:

Quote:

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

So, punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death.

Ok I'm a semantic geek. But it's still better than being anti-Semantic.

viper · #5 30-03-2007, 02:25

Hadn't heard that version of the Eat, Shoots and Leaves sketch Sundancekid - but in truth I haven't read that book either.

The version I have always known involved a lady of the night, some food and a non-paying panda as he left her room.

funtimemikey · #6 01-04-2007, 19:04

We are staying at the Burasari Resort and are looking for the same type of action. Anyone know if they are joiner frendly?

If not no real problem as we are only there a few nights (unless we extend) and then of to Pattaya althogh i have the sneeking feeling we'll get stuck in Phuket.

t0rn · #7 01-04-2007, 19:50

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Originally Posted by funtimemikey

We are staying at the Burasari Resort and are looking for the same type of action. Anyone know if they are joiner frendly?

If not no real problem as we are only there a few nights (unless we extend) and then of to Pattaya althogh i have the sneeking feeling we'll get stuck in Phuket.

Don't believe they are GF, last I heard there was a 1000 bhat joiner fee.

funtimemikey · #8 01-04-2007, 19:57

ouch

will have to add that to the 'overall' cost if we choose to entertain in tht way.

capdagde · #9 01-04-2007, 22:35

Hi Mikey

Mrs Capdagde and I had a couple of great sessions with Kung and Kooki at the Eden Club BKK 3 years ago. She's not been to Patong with me yet but our strategy would be to book room 1 or 2 at Valhalla Phuket Valhalla - Hot Nightlife Hotel Guesthouse Patong Beach Phuket Thailand where there is a massive jacuzzi. Take a girl from any bar in the sois on Bangla - ask directly for ST or LT (preferably before too many lady drinks) - she can only say no. Get back to the room (3 min walk) - fill the tub, add a couple of drinks and press the go button!

I've had only one failure at Valhalla in 30 nights - the jacuzzi works every time.

All the best

Andy Cap

funtimemikey · #10 02-04-2007, 01:22

will keep that one in mind but we are a couple and it seems to be a bit of a single male place....