Bar Girls 10 Commandments

[TONY.RIP]

1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar,choose carefully! Some have money, but outhers do not! if he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing trainers.
if he is , forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all.

2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him.
As soon as he has piad the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you.
The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy.

3.Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too.
These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of there riches.Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still dosen't send any money,tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his!

4.Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. this will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4!

6. When locally based farangs are inside the bar, do not speak in thai with your friends in the bar but rather uselao, Khmer or any other dialects that you know.it's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read thai, but lao and khmer should be kept as sacrosanct.Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.

7.Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover baht as he leaves and says goodbye.
While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his home land, this will leave more money for you.

8.See Asian customers, They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat, There fore , they pay a lot better than the farangs.

9. Remember , When you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4.

10.If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.

[Dupree00]

11. Make sure you tell him he have a big dcik. Falang like to think thay have the biggest you ever see.

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by Bono

only 5 years old

lol...and its probably been posted many times as well......5555......ij

[bayleaf]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

lol...and its probably been posted many times as well......5555......ij

e.g. 8/8/2004 by DREW in Nightlife!

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by TONY.RIP;

3.Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys.

I think there is an updated edition of the BG 10 Commandments out now. Because the emails I get now just start off with "Hi Honey." That way she can just send off the email to all the farangs in her address book , without having to change the name of each one. Saves valuable time when they could be sleeping!!

[bayleaf]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

lol...and its probably been posted many times as well......5555......ij

Source is allegedly Bernard Trink aka Night Owl from Bangkok Post eons ago.

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