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Old 09-06-2007, 17:12
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I'm sick of pulling what looks like a stunner, only to find she's had a kid and has a saggy belly. Are there ANY birds out there who haven't been knocked up?

What's more, is there any female dog, cat or any other animal that is not permanently pregnant? Or any male dog, cat or other animal that hasn't got massive testicles?

In short, why no contraception in phuket?
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Old 09-06-2007, 17:24
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What a charming post.

Go to a go-go bar, then you can see pretty much everything about a girl's figure.
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Old 09-06-2007, 17:33
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Maybe they say the same about the fat, old, bald and drunk farangs as well (not me ofcourse).....55555555555555
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Old 09-06-2007, 18:05
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I'm sick of pulling what looks like a stunner, only to find she's had a kid and has a saggy belly. Are there ANY birds out there who haven't been knocked up?

What's more, is there any female dog, cat or any other animal that is not permanently pregnant? Or any male dog, cat or other animal that hasn't got massive testicles?

In short, why no contraception in phuket?


Somebody should wear their glasses before choosing their girls. Your fault if your wearing beer glasses. Open your eyes mate, plenty of fine looking women around Patong.

As for the animals, do you think the ones that have owners can afford to have them neutered?
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Old 09-06-2007, 18:25
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Maybe they say the same about the fat, old, bald and drunk farangs as well (not me ofcourse).....55555555555555

im they they think it 5555555555

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Old 09-06-2007, 18:52
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Heck ,sometimes these are the woman who are more experienced at pleasing a man.It is always nice to have a beautiful girl with a knock out figure,but a pro is a pro,and a good release is always great.When your eyes are rolled back in your head and the explosion takes place grab a hold of her ears and just relax.Gees everytime i start to give my opinion it always leads to sex.Thank god for being me
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Old 09-06-2007, 19:32
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I'm sick of pulling what looks like a stunner, only to find she's had a kid and has a saggy belly. Are there ANY birds out there who haven't been knocked up?

I met a girl on my last trip who was a stunning!! Even though she did have a 2 year old kid didn't see any sagging what so ever. Next trip just take some time to have a good look around as there is no shortage of beautiful women walking around.
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Old 09-06-2007, 19:37
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I'm sick of pulling what looks like a stunner, only to find she's had a kid and has a saggy belly. Are there ANY birds out there who haven't been knocked up?

What's more, is there any female dog, cat or any other animal that is not permanently pregnant? Or any male dog, cat or other animal that hasn't got massive testicles?

In short, why no contraception in phuket?

Not quite sure where you're going with this. Maybe a quick survey form written in Thai prior to the B.F. will help!

Like…1) Are you or have you ever been pregnant. 2) If yes to question (1) did you breast feed. 3) Would you lift you shirt for a visual inspection of you belly to ensure you haven’t been pregnant........555555...
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i doubt you have actually 'pulled' anyone in phuket

the girls you are meeting are not from phuket anyway

the ones who had children have even more reason to turn to prostitution

the girls will only sleep with you (i mean only Dame here of course guys) because of money

you complain you have not ended up with 'stunners'

therefore you are CHEAP

you cannot even 'win' in a p4p town

well done big boy

- also you complain the animals are always pregnant - does this disappoint you in the same way????

do you always end up with non-stunning dogs and cats?

lets hope there is contraception in your house
or is that the real reason you are disappointed - because you ain't firing much????
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I'm sick of pulling what looks like a stunner, only to find she's had a kid and has a saggy belly. Are there ANY birds out there who haven't been knocked up?

What's more, is there any female dog, cat or any other animal that is not permanently pregnant? Or any male dog, cat or other animal that hasn't got massive testicles?

In short, why no contraception in phuket?

the thais like baby`s , unlike you parents!
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Old 10-06-2007, 01:06
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beat me to it les1999

you have a stunner in the room who is sexy, makes you laugh and gives you a great time with boom boom. She takes off her top and has stretch marks...who gives a flying $%&*
Just look at yourself and be grateful that your body is'nt the deciding factor in whether that gorgeous girl goes with you or not
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Like…1) Are you or have you ever been pregnant. 2) If yes to question (1) did you breast feed. 3) Would you lift you shirt for a visual inspection of you belly to ensure you haven’t been pregnant........555555...

sounds like a good idea 55555555555555
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the thais like baby`s , unlike you parents!
A case where the father may have said: "You should have been a stain on the sheets, rather than on the family".
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:13
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I'm sick of pulling what looks like a stunner, only to find she's had a kid and has a saggy belly. Are there ANY birds out there who haven't been knocked up?

What's more, is there any female dog, cat or any other animal that is not permanently pregnant? Or any male dog, cat or other animal that hasn't got massive testicles?

In short, why no contraception in phuket?

I note Dame hasn't bothered to come back to add any more quotes of wisdom on this thread?

That said, I have a young lady in Patong who is 24. Never had kids and yet in the 6 month interval between seiing her last time and the most recent trip, she too has built up a little bit of flab in her belly region.

Her chest is as perfect as ever as is the rest of her - and no, I have no problem with her putting on a little bit of flab in the belly region.

And I'm sure a load of other BMs don't worry too much if their ladies gain a little here and there over time.

Don't forget a lot of these girls drink beer on a very regular basis and at the end of the day, beer does the same thing to women as it does to guys.....

This said, I know a good dozen or so girls who have all had kids, are in or very nearly in their thirties and to look at them you wouldn't know they had ever had kids, as they have the tightest of stomachs and bodies you could imagine.

Your post states that your sick of pulling what looks like a stunner...? I'm curious - if your looking so darn hard, how come you miss that slightly wrong stomach? most of them are there in full and plain view for the customer and even if not, if you've been talking to a girl for a while, a bit of fooling around at the bar would allow you to either broach that subject or at least get a flash of what you are looking for?

Perhaops your technique is what is at fault....!
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:23
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I note Dame hasn't bothered to come back to add any more quotes of wisdom on this thread.
I think it is a pattern of his. His post before opening this thread was about Thai merchants and he concluded it like this:
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i doubt you have actually 'pulled' anyone in phuket

the girls you are meeting are not from phuket anyway

the ones who had children have even more reason to turn to prostitution

the girls will only sleep with you (i mean only Dame here of course guys) because of money

you complain you have not ended up with 'stunners'

therefore you are CHEAP

you cannot even 'win' in a p4p town

well done big boy

- also you complain the animals are always pregnant - does this disappoint you in the same way????

do you always end up with non-stunning dogs and cats?

lets hope there is contraception in your house
or is that the real reason you are disappointed - because you ain't firing much????

I dont think the word "animals" in reference to the girls has a place on this forum - I sugest you think before you post............
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I don't think he was referring to it in that context Les....if you read the following sentence in conjunction.
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Geeessusss!!!!!! Will you warn somebody before posting scary pics like that!!!!!!!
I nearly had a heart attack!!!!!
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I don't think he was referring to it in that context Les....if you read the following sentence in conjunction.

yea you could be right, in which case I appologise......
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Some girls get stretch marks from just being fat as kids and what do these people want, I'll only go with a stunner and she must be perfect, wonder how perfect they are? wonder what there last farang lady was like?

As for the comment about the soi dogs and cats, it isn't correct, there are very few pregnant dogs on the island and that is because the dog charity on the island goes around neutering them.
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