Good names for bars.

[mikegb]

Hi,

I was just reading a thread, and Dawsey (hi amigo, you ok?), was explaining about a bargirl being a 'starfish' (someone who just lies there and does nothing).

I think that would be a great name for a bar "Starfish Bar". You know all the girls would just lie there

I always call a starfish another name for your ass hole. If you had a gay bar, it could be called "The Khaki Starfish"

Another good name would be "The Morgue", and you would have to pay 200 baht to bar fine a corpse.

A couple of years ago, me and my mate were in Thailand, and we thought about opening a Go-go bar. It would have been brilliant. The name we thought of was tremendous.

We were going to call it - "The Wanking Jap A-Go-Go".

Outside would have been a big neon sign with three positions. The sign would be of a Japanese man (wearing glasses), with his todger in his hand.
The second position would be the same, but with his hand higher, and the third position would be his hand up high, with spunk coming out the top of his todger. Then it just repeats.
Its the expression on his face that would really sell it.

There is an expression I use when someone is really happy.

I say - "They are grinning like a wanking Jap".

Its definately a winner for a bar.

Anybody else got any good names for a bar?

[mikegb]

He he!

In the UK, we have a lot of bars/pubs with names such as "The Kings Head", or "The Queens Arms".

In Thailand, you could call your pub/bar "The Bar Girls Legs".

Then, at night, when there is a lot of people waiting to go in, you could ask

"What are you doing?"

They would reply -

"Waiting for The Bar Girls Legs to open, so I can have a drink"

[Geir]

Originally Posted by mikegb

Hi,

I was just reading a thread, and Dawsey (hi amigo, you ok?), was explaining about a bargirl being a 'starfish' (someone who just lies there and does nothing).

I think that would be a great name for a bar "Starfish Bar". You know all the girls would just lie there

I always call a starfish another name for your ass hole. If you had a gay bar, it could be called "The Khaki Starfish"

Another good name would be "The Morgue", and you would have to pay 200 baht to bar fine a corpse.

A couple of years ago, me and my mate were in Thailand, and we thought about opening a Go-go bar. It would have been brilliant. The name we thought of was tremendous.

We were going to call it - "The Wanking Jap A-Go-Go".

Outside would have been a big neon sign with three positions. The sign would be of a Japanese man (wearing glasses), with his todger in his hand.
The second position would be the same, but with his hand higher, and the third position would be his hand up high, with spunk coming out the top of his todger. Then it just repeats.
Its the expression on his face that would really sell it.

There is an expression I use when someone is really happy.

I say - "They are grinning like a wanking Jap".

Its definately a winner for a bar.

Anybody else got any good names for a bar?

What about " The Pigs Vagina Bar". (only for policemen) :p

[dawsey]

Keep em coming Mike (hows yourself? OK I hope)
Your'e on a roll,so how about wandering down Soi Crocodile to the
"Pukkered Star" or the "Sausage Jockey"
The one I shall always look for though has the sign "Free House" and it really is !

[mikegb]

Ok Dawsey,

How about a restaurant in Soi Katoey called "The Meat and Two Veg"

[mikegb]

Or,

A bar in Soi Katoey called "The Milkmans Jugs"

(See the photos from The Darkside Tour, for photographs of 'The Milkman') :p

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by mikegb

Ok Dawsey,

How about a restaurant in Soi Katoey called "The Meat and Two Veg"

Or a massage parlour called "The Trombone"

[sting]

Hi
butterfinger bar
small brown and sweet

[butterflyblonde]

The hole in one bar
no money no honey bar
love me longtime A-go-go
(already an up2u bar)
Clay pit A-go-go (kathoey)
backshot bombadier bar (soi crocodile)
**** commando bar (soi crocodile)
chutney ferret bar (soi crocodile)

[eric-the-viking]

good old country pub names like
The C ock inn
or the
Bird in the bush
or
the chain of student pubs" fuirkin"

[patong_boy]

The tight cave
Cumforgettable Bar
Brown sugar
Pink lips

For BJ Bar:
*** Pit
Splash and go (or for gogo bar Splash-a-gogo)


For LB Bar:
Backdoor Bar

[Bafana]

The Stupid Falang Bar...

[IRISH JONNY]

THE "FIRST ***...FIRST SERVED BAR"..............
JONNY

[Skorpionen]

hi
here is some funny signs