fears

[eric-the-viking]

we all seem to talk about lady boys an awfull lot , but i think my only real concern would be , if she/he was pre op how would i react if 1)it was bigger than mine 2)it was erect quicker and harder than mine and 3)afteri had finnished what would i do if the l.b wanted to be finnished of to a climax or even worse wanted a bit of a farang back door entry.
if we are honest isnt that what most of us are worried about or is this the aunty stella talking in me?

in all honesty some of the best nights i have had just drinking and chatting have been with the l.bs at katoyes r us under the tiger complex.at the end of the day they are just in the same boat as every one else struggling to make a dollar.
so here is a question for you,some one mentioned being gay .right then let me ask you is this what most people think , if your the giver thats ok but if your the reciever that makes yo gay?

hmmm must be time sleep,sorry for rambling chaps

[mikegb]

Hi ETV,

Let me put your mind at rest.

A true ladyboy will be very embarrassed to even show you their todger.
They want to be a lady in every way shape and form. They are unfortunate enough to have been born with a todger, but the last thing in the world they want is to shove it up your jake.

Most ladyboys will not be happy to go with gay men. They dont like them (a lot of their friends ARE gay men, but they dont go hunting for gays as customers). They want to be made to feel like a woman.

Making them *** is not on the cards. Yes you may stuff them up the doo-doo hole and they may get turned on, but I think you would be VERY unlucky to find one who grabs you by the ears and says in a husky voice "make papa ***!".

Generally, I have found them to be affectionate, very humorous and clever, and have fantastic bodies. They just LOVE to make themselves look good. The hair and skin is just incredible.

The only things that let them down is they have big feet, snore rather loudly, and fart like the cowboys out of that film Blazing Saddles.

Apart from that, its great!

[Geir]

Some late nights after closingtime in soi Bangla, I go to a restarant close to soi paradise. They have great food, and it seems like its where the ladyboys and gay men go to eat after a night with hard work.... Sometimes I sit down and talk to them and I think its a great way to learn about and understand their buisness.
Im sorry to say, but some of the ladyboys are real gay men. Some told me they have fake hair and dress like a lady just to get more costumers. But these ladyboys have ofcause no silicon or operation.
So I think if you want to be shure that "your ladyboy" is not a gay man, I think its better to pick one with tits or an operation.

Mike: I totaly forgot to tell you this last time in patong.........Its ofcause the restaurant we use to go to ( serving the best chickensoup in the world).

[mikegb]

Hi Geir,

Yes, how could I forget that place. Open 24 hours with good food and drink, and live entertainment! There is nearly always a catfight between a couple of queens.

I do seem to remember that some of those little gay boys took quite a liking to you. Are you sure you dont want to ask one of them to come and cook and clean for you ??

[Geir]

Originally Posted by mikegb

Hi Geir,

Yes, how could I forget that place. Open 24 hours with good food and drink, and live entertainment! There is nearly always a catfight between a couple of queens.

I do seem to remember that some of those little gay boys took quite a liking to you. Are you sure you dont want to ask one of them to come and cook and clean for you ??

If I just want someone to cook and clean, it would be much cheeper to pay for your flight from Newcastle to Norway.

[butterflyblonde]

What Mike has said is very true , most ladyboys (i wont give a %) are truly beliving they are trapped in the wrong body , last april i bit the bullet (not literally) and braved the darkside , after i rogered the young shemales butt i asked to take a nude pic after , the ladyboy agreed but i could clearly see she/he was very shy about showing her todger to me and the camera , also like Mike said she was very funny and witty too and had me in stitches with some of the things she said , in answer to your question though , i think if farang acutally want to play or be fcuked by them then yes they are at the very least bi-curious , they have to be , but thats not the point of the darkside , the point is to have a fantastic looking bird with great tits regardless of pre-op or post-op status that will suck you nob like its never been sucked before and let you give its backdoor a good knocking to boot

[mikegb]

I couldnt have put it better myself!

[Apollo]

Do you guys, well, "do the deed" in the "new" area, or the backdoor? Both?

I cannot believe I'm asking this! lol

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by Apollo

Do you guys, well, "do the deed" in the "new" area, or the backdoor? Both?

I cannot believe I'm asking this! lol

I only been with 1 and she was pre-op , but if i find 1 with a pussy im still gonna knock on the backdoor for a tighter fit

[mikegb]

Hi Apollo,

I do both. The surgical 'glory hole' is ok. One thing that does happen, is because its made from a dissused todger, it must be cleaned on a regular basis. Also, the skin inside can tend to 'heal' over again, so they have a plastice rod which they must ram up themselves to keep it open. One LB I was with for a little while used to get me to shag them really hard to break it open again

For me the surgical hole is great, but it has neither the smell, nor the grip of the doo-doo hole (I hope nobody is eating lunch!)

Im a great believer in taking no chances. Stick it in both, or do what is known in the trade as 'the Colonel Tom Thumb'. This is a performance of the doggy position, whilst putting your thumb up their Jake.

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by mikegb

Hi Apollo,

Im a great believer in taking no chances. Stick it in both, or do what is known in the trade as 'the Colonel Tom Thumb'. This is a performance of the doggy position, whilst putting your thumb up their Jake.

I used to do something similar and call that the Egyptian finger , 2 fingers up the pussy and thumb in the rear

[mikegb]

Hi amigo!

I usually call that one 'the bowling ball'

[Apollo]

Mike and bb, you two are hilarious! I think your respective ideas is just what more uptight guys like myself need sometimes!

Wow, those unnatural glory holes sound a bit of a hassle for the lb. Must be a lifetime commitment for them...

As for the rear entry--the VERY FEW times I've been able to go that route with a girl(never with tg, unfortunately)--it's been heaven for me but painful for them... There's something so utterly depraved about banging a girl in her *#@!...I don't think anything comes close. Problem for me, in LoS terms anyway, the only ones I've found up for it were hardly stunners, to put it mildly...

[Jaws]

I call it a 'six pack ' as your fingers are in the same position as if you were carrying a six pack of beer !