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06-10-2007, 23:27
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The Kamalalala Thread
Seeing as the 'other' Mr D has buggered off over the hill to Patong and I am stuck in with a cold, sore throat and Rambo, First blood on the telly, I thought I would make a start on the 'Kamalalala' Thread.
Over time I have sussed that people think this is a sleepy little backwater hick village with loads of thugs on bikes going round causing mayhem..........and they'ed be right...........BUT! There is more to Kamalalala land that just that. We have devised a top quality map and will review the bars for you as a public service to the Forum. I know, I know, you are just thinking this is an excuse to go out on the lash, drink beer and talk to girlies..........Again, you'd be right. Anyway, first three bars on the Great Map of Kamalalala is No:1 Lek Bar - No:2 Summer Breeze (I know, very similar isn't it!) and No:3 Maydens Bar. I'll sign off now to catch the start of Rambo, it's good training for when dealing with the KBG. Any specific criteria you want us to check then please feel free to let us know. Mr D
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06-10-2007, 23:32
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enjoy the movie D............its a classic.....555555........ij
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06-10-2007, 23:44
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I'd rather be out on the lash with the other two Mr D's Johnny but feeling rough as a dog. Even my bloody teeth are aching!
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06-10-2007, 23:55
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Time to curl up and sweat it out with "The Lurker" Mr D. Hope you are feeling better soon.
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07-10-2007, 00:07
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Had 73 phone calls today trying to secure a 1000 baht for a 'night off' at Castle Denver this evening! 5555555
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07-10-2007, 00:25
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excellent map Mr. D.
 only went through Kamala when on the way to surin... may have a stop there in Kamalalalala in 6 weeks 
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07-10-2007, 00:50
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Lived in Kamala for 9 months, loved it and hated it until I surrendered!
The biker gang are a nuisance and could be dangerous, have had two encouters with them but they lost those rounds. Bars in Kamala, top 4 1, Koi's bar 2, Danny's 3, Beergarden 4, Long ma doo There are a couple of other good bars but I am sorry, I can't recollect their names. \Mik
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07-10-2007, 01:05
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Hi MegaMik, we will be reviewing those bars also.
Koi's One and Koi's two are numbers 44 and 16 on our list. Just numbers, not an order of preference. Danny's Place is 39 and we didn't find the last one you mentioned! Nothing stopping us going having another look. Give us some steerage if you can Mik. Iltis, it will be great to see you. Let us know when you are passing through, still working on the map, could only find a picture of a deer but if you close one eye it looks like an elephant! The petrol pumps are Rosso dealers. Mr D
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07-10-2007, 03:06
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Yeah,I know...it`s also a famous bus stop for where to pick up Kamalalala-based Hashers and also a great stop for a piss break on the return from those "somewhere near the airport" hash runs !!
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07-10-2007, 03:20
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*****With my limited Thai I think Rim Haad literally means 'Beach Road' - The bloke who I copied the map off has Rimhad Road and I have changed the signed to read to Patong as he had missed the 'g' off. I know that is a deer and not an elephant, I have no elephant icons. 5555555 Imagine it's an elephant.
Thanks for the edit Roger, it was needed. Might need a few more before this thread has run it's course!!!!!!!*****
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07-10-2007, 03:24
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Can you PM me the addresses of the Kamalalala based Hashers or do we just look for all the odd socks on the washing line?
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07-10-2007, 03:46
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For me, the most important thing to know about Kamalalala is where to get the best steak sandwich, and that would be at Sportsman's Bar/Cafe. Best steak sandwich on the island, hands down!!
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07-10-2007, 05:29
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07-10-2007, 06:05
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I dunno if Patrik(French guy, live with it britts) is still around but he's got the greatest food for a Swede, next to Koi's bar, there's also a joint closer to the beach, darn if if i could rememeber, Thai owned, If you like I ask my thai gf but she's heading my way soon so ask now.
\Mik
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07-10-2007, 06:18
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Next to Koi's 1 is Little Aussie Bar and Kho Kee Bar and next to Koi's 2 is Chok Dee Bar and Papillion Bar.
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07-10-2007, 07:34
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Where is the legendary Rosso shop? That is what everyone really wants to know, even if they dont know it yet!
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07-10-2007, 08:16
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Thanks for opening the new thread on Kamalalala.
There seems to be lots of useful information here. Before you say it, "I have tried the search function", and I can find any answers!. But I'm wondering about hotel availability in Kamalalala? What I require, is something on the beach (prefer a poolside suite), with 24 hour room sevice. I'd require a room, that can sleep 6...as my mates and I will be sharing expenses. (It would really be awesome, if the restaurant had french food on the room service menu. My mates and I, would really like that). My mates and I, are planning on coming to Thailand during Christmas and New Year's this year. How do we get from Bangkok to Kamalalala???? My (our) budget for the hotel, is in the range between 700b and 950b, per night. Is it possible to find this in Kamalalala???? If so, can you tell me...do they charge for "other" people, who may come to the room? tee-hee-hee Are there any girls from Greece in Kamalalala during Christmas? One of my friends brother's, went to Greece about 4 years ago. And he said (they) were the greatest. (you know...doing greek. tee-hee-hee) Do they check for ID's in the bars in Kamalalala? How much money do you need to like, get a "chick" in Kamalalala? And what can you expect to get, for that price? (what does ST/LT/BBBJ/BG mean?) Guess that's all for now. Any suggestions would be helpful. Last edited by pablo : 07-10-2007 at 08:42.
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07-10-2007, 09:05
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07-10-2007, 09:59
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Thats the good thing about lala land.. Its out of Patong but not deathly silent.. I was out on a ride about yesterday and theres some nice land plots around Loch Palm (and a millionaires golf villa overlooking a superb view) all for sale.. But theres not so much as a noodle stall worth stopping at.
I know a couple of Patong refugees who have holed up over there in the last 6 months.. Bar crawl mid week ??
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07-10-2007, 10:07
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The Kamalalala Thread will be down shortly for routine maintenance. Please rest assured that all your enquiries will be answered in due course by one of the three Mr D's. (Mr D1 and D2 are kipping and I am about to....Mr D3)
I would also like to take this opportunity to apologise to all the occupants of Block 'E' here at Kamala Hills who may be reading. The Fire alarm at 0745 was in fact me and a wonky toaster. Those smoke detectors are sensitive aren't they? Tch! In the meantime if you would just like to whistle the tune to 'Fly me to the Moon' by Frank Sinatra to yourselves. This is the music we wanted you to hear...........but I can't get the CD to work. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. Please check back regularly.
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07-10-2007, 11:11
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Since this is the official "3D's" thread, I guess it's OK to ask....
Mr Denver, did you get any more info on the "Chuck Dorris" rocket thingie's, for your motorbike? I may like to try some of those out, on my own bike.
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