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28-10-2007, 03:31
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A girl once left something in my ear, no joke.
Not on purpose, but it was very painful. You know, ear not clean enough, poking around with those ear cleaner sticks. After reaching the last one, some tissues around the same stick does do the job. Talk about recycling :-) That was on Koh Samet, the next couple of days my hearing was going very bad and I could feel my heartbeat/pulse in my ear in a very uncomfortable, sensitive way. Back in Pat's I went to the Hospital and they cleaned my ear with warm water. The nurse (a very pretty one btw) asked me what that "little white ball" was which came out of my ear ? Ah well, it must have been that tissue which was implemented with so much love and care a couple of days before and triggered an infection.
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28-10-2007, 06:58
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55555 you poor bugger!!! well you got to give em an A for effort hey!!
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13-07-2008, 10:22
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This sounds like an excellent theme night for the long timers here, anyone up for it? Nicke? Prizes for the chap with the most collected tat. Come on!
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13-07-2008, 11:37
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Have none of you read the BG Handbook?
Deliberately leaving things in your room is in Section 2 : How to get repeat business Rule: 2b "Leave something of importance to you in the customers' room. Contact customer and arrange to collect it and when you do you can be almost certain you will be given another donation to the Issan Benevolent Fund." Usually with me it's been earrings or a bracelet but sometimes they swing it and borrow something from you, like some DVDs which they then have to return ;-)
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21-07-2008, 23:04
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got a bra lying around in our room ( me and mates) but no ones claimed it yet....
and also a go go girl from Pattaya's number 15 badge with the locker key still on it.... didnt claim it either....
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22-07-2008, 00:04
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Here you can do the cinderella thingy, go round Patts trying the bra on all the girls untill you find the owner  Quote:
And this mysterious girl nr.15 has left you the key to her heart, how romantic 
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22-07-2008, 01:10
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same same.. But not?
I had a few things left in my room on my past trip.
1) Umbrella 2) Tooth Brush 3) Bracelet I made the mistake of putting them next to my bed, reminding me I should return them. When my next guest came back one night, she saw them and asked who’s were they.. I said they must have been left by the cleaner...... Don’t think she believed me, but I thought I was quite clever (But I was Drunk!)
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22-07-2008, 02:04
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yeah 5555 very clever, having half of a BG museum next to your bed ;-)
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22-07-2008, 02:28
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Suprised one of them didn't leave a razor Crabby ....... 
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22-07-2008, 02:44
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23-07-2008, 15:22
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55555 you think so.... i didnt think i was that bad in the sack....55555
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23-07-2008, 15:38
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Never said that ... or even thought it .... .... maybe it was you roommate ...?
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23-07-2008, 17:00
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Only had one leave her Takrut (Buddha) Pendant in the bathroom! Big panic, lots of phone calls over that one as her Papa had bought it for her and had it blessed up where she is originally from. I got a drink from her for popping it back round to her bar.
I bought one of the Beergarden ladies a handbag on a trip into Patong a while ago, she emptied the contents of the old bag into the new one and put the old bag into my waste bin in the bedroom. I kept the bag (Yep! No comments from Geir thank you!) and often leave it in full view inside my front door when I don't want any unexpected visitors in the early morning when the bars have closed for the night and Denpa seems like a easy hit! Rest of the time I have a good look round as they are getting ready to leave and discretely pop any small item they may have left into thier handbags along with thier money.
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24-07-2008, 11:42
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makes a change from the Union Jack Thong...555
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25-07-2008, 04:06
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I've been letting the girls keep my UJT's as a momento of our time together. I just deduct 50 Baht from thier money in the morning.
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25-07-2008, 04:11
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I hope they're well used because I saw this one on Kamala Ebay for 440bht.
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25-07-2008, 04:17
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Thanks for that Dupster. I do actually get them to sign a 'No-Onward-Sale' Exclusivity Clause document on transfer of the said UJT's. This person has obviously breached our confidentiality and there will be DNA issues to be resolved. I best get bidding to get them back! Obviously 50 Baht just isn't enough. You thinking of a sneaky bid?
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25-07-2008, 04:19
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Question for Denver:
Can you ask your "MATE" what has been left in his room. I am sure we ALL would love to know whats been left in HIS roo. Would be very interesting to know
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25-07-2008, 13:02
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I gave him a ring this morning and he said "Who wants to know?" I think he said a pair of bicycle clips, a shower cap, a swiss army knife (with magnifying glass and everyfink!) Twenty Bensons with three missing, Soi Eric lighter (Not working! Flints had it) A menu from a restaraunt he's never been to! A tube of E45 (He's says E45! Who am I to say otherwise?) Handcuffs, a small bunch of plastic flowers (Dusty) A cuddly toy (Monkey, that makes a squeeky noise when you touch it's belly, bit like me actually!) A Kamalalala Policemans helmet, 19 Business cards of people he's met in bars and can't remember meeting. 73 pairs of assorted knickers, panties and/or thongs of girls he can remember meeting and some fish fingers...........The last thing cause by a girl he was with last night! He is yet to look under the bed where he reckons there is some fluff, the Hancock DVD, possibly the Phuket Fantasea girl from last month who is on the run from a loan shark, half a box of Pringles (Probably been eaten by Fantasea girl by now I reckon) and various old condom foil packets, probably the old condoms as well knowing my mate! He said there is probably more but he is getting back into the bed as it is well before Midday and the bars not open til 2.
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found a green whinnie the poo shower cap this morning..... very cute unlike her exorcist like actions in the bed.......5555555
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