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10-08-2004, 00:03
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The punter's ten commandments
Yesterday I saw a thread started by Drew "the bargirl's ten commandments", would there be anything like the punter's ten commandments? If yes, what should this list be like?
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10-08-2004, 00:52
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Shes ....suai Mak Mak........ 2 Shes ........mai Phaeng...... 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10........ She Gets Your Rocks Off.......and Doesnt Rob You Blind When Your Sleeping..... Couldnt Think Off Any More......... Jonny
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10-08-2004, 01:56
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#5 never take lady from the same bar #6 never ring that fcukin bell #7 never give the number of your mobile phone #8 never show her how much wealth you have #9 never walk down beach rd alone at night #10 always wear that plastic piss pot on your head while driving the honda dream/wave
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10-08-2004, 02:02
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Shit i broke rule's 6&9 when i was over there, Just had to ring that bell but i didnt know anything about not walking down beach rd at nite, 3 times i walked down that rd with 2 different bgs never had any probs, I suppose i did see a few dodgy looking cunts now that i think of it but they didnt say anything to me.
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10-08-2004, 04:00
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just some questions
Could you please enliten me on a few things?First, the first two commandments, what do they translate to? Second the beach rd? Thirdly I realize los must mean thialand but los? Excuse my ingnorance as I've only been to los(PATONG) 3times. RDT
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10-08-2004, 04:19
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Very rough translations of other two (i think) are not expensive and very nice
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10-08-2004, 13:19
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10-08-2004, 16:24
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Land of Smiles
Suay maak maak means very, very pretty.
Beach Road at night is where all kinds of rip-offs, weirdos and misfits hang out, ugly women and ugly LBs who have been thrown out of the bars, and some of whom probably have HIV and at the Sawatdirak end of the road, gays trying to hustle you or guys trying to sell their sisters to you. You get the picture. BB, very nice ten commandments. Nice effort!!  AB, you weren't alone!!!!!!! In Thailand, the Thai way is that if you are happy, you smile, if you are embarrassed you smile, if you are anxious, you smile, if you are upset, you smile, if you are afraid, you smile, if you are hungry, thirsty, cold, or horny, you smile, if you are drunk, you smile, if you are sober, you smile. It is the all-purpose emotional display, because it is uncool to show anger, fear, displeasure, and especially the blues. You don't have a right to bring some one else down because you feel down. That would be too rude and uncivilized, and would show weakness. So it is your obligation to society to keep on smilin'.  P.S. When your BG stops smiling, take care to be sure there are no knives or sharp objects readily available! 
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Last edited by JayBee : 10-08-2004 at 16:35.
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10-08-2004, 16:37
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11-08-2004, 10:52
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Funny how the rule book goes out the window the first time your TG LBFM GF smiles at you and gently pats you on the inside of your leg is'nt it???  No. 1 rule should be: Its all about the money - So get in get what you want and get out again. Remember its your dime paying for your fantasy so don't waste it - If you want to Romance the Stone go dating in Farang land and leave the LBFM's alone as you ruin the market for the rest of us ***** mongers...
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