Dirty Mikes XXX. A confession

[mikegb]

Hi guys,

Just to let you know, to all of you that have seen the XXX photos, that EVERY one of them is a ladyboy

I was only there for six nights last tour.
I did have a real lady from Nickes Bar. She was very good looking and very nice, but there was just something missing............

Seriously, I always have better fun with the ladyboys than the ladies. Most of the time with the girls, they just cover themselves up and wont let you shower with them. I have never had a one that takes it up the **** or his licked my ****.
The ladyboys are VERY highly sexed and there is no rubbish about falling in love with you.
I have seen the same one on many occasions. If I want a different shag I tell them not to come around for a couple of days. They know I will be back in touch so its no problem. But, each to their own.
However, you must admit it is now VERY hard to tell the difference.

Dirty Mike

[Blue Kangaroo]

Ok - I give up

I thought Amy1 was fab - 9 score. I thought she was "real"

I've never been with a LB ( I think ! - well there was some doubt about one...) but maybe I should give one a try

he he

Blue

[mikegb]

Hi Blue,

Yep, Amy is a ladyboy also. She/he is very beautiful and in the photos I sent you, you might not believe it but she has a ****
Where is it? you are asking

It is just tucked underneath and hidden for the camera. Us 'pros' know how to get the shots we want

Amy reckons in about 2 or 3 months the surgeon will be hacking her plums off and making a nice silk purse to keep all her Thai baht in. Should be intersting. Of course if possible, photographic evidence will be available as soon as possible

Believe it or not, most of the other ladyboys I have been with are better looking than Amy. My friend thinks Amy is nice but not compared to some of the ones I know on Samui.

Its a strange world!!

Dirty Mike

[richie007]

Mikegb after seeing those pics I will taking XRAY vision with me on my next tour of duty in January.

Tell me this .............was the trip you just had the best one yet???

take care amigo

[mikegb]

Hi Richie,

Good question, but easy to answer. No, not by a long way. It was still incredible, but because it was short and me and my friend had a 'first timer' with us, we didnt let our hair down the way we normally do.

Every trip has been fantastic. Last Xmas was excellent. I was on my own, but made very good friends with some Norwegian and Swedish guys. We had great fun. I met Amy and had fun with him/her and I also got a ladyboy, Yor, shipped in for New Year who I had stayed with for about 4 weeks before. THEY were incredible.

I met Yor at the end of my very first trip to Thailand. She had the operation, she was very very sexy and beautiful and good fun.
After my first trip I returned to Thailand 3 weeks later and spent another couple of weeks with Yor. THAT was the most bizarre time of my life. We did sex, drink and drugs and rock n roll EVERY day. I lost about 15kg in weight (I looked great ).
Some weird shit happened with Yor.
One day she was dancing around the bedroom singing a silly little Thai song. She said 'Im singing you a Thai love song'.
"Yeah, whatever" I said.
She asked me to sing her a love song. I said I didnt know any. She kept pressing me for a song and the only one that came to mind was by Joe Cocker. 'You are so beautiful'. I sand a little bit of it and we just had a laugh. A few days later we went to Bangkok for 3 days. It was not a tourist area at all. I only saw a couple of white faces in 3 days. We decided to go to the cinema for something to do. There was a couple of western films, but Yor saw a film that she had really wanted to see. She asked if there was english subtitles. No was the reply. I said to Yor that we should go and watch it anyway. I didnt mind.
We went into the cinema and the film hadnt started. There was music playing in the background and the music was Joe Cocker, 'You are so beautiful'. I nearly shit a brick!!!!
Why were they playing English music in a Thai cinema, and of ALL the music in the world, they were playing what I had sang to her 2 days earlier. SPOOKY !!!!

BUT, that wasnt all. I asked Yor when her birthday was. She told me the date. I asked her again to make sure. How old are you I asked?
Now, before I came to Thailand I had just finished with a girl who I had been with for 5 years. This girl and Yor were born on exacatly the same day 30 years previous!!!!
Think about it. I grow up and live with a girl and **** her for 5 years. As all this is happening, on the other side of the world there is a boy, who was born on the very same day, who gets his **** cut off and turns himself into a beautiful lady, and I go on holiday and have a relationship with them
It ****ed with my head big style.

There has also been loads of other weird shit that has happened, so whereas last trip was very good, you might see why it wasnt number one.

Here is a photo of Yor. Last I heard she was in the monkey house for drugs offences.

Anybody got any similar experiences

Dirty Mike

[jele]

Hey mike..

I just had to reply this coz u said that there was a pic of a ladyboy with her **** hidden from the cam..

One night, spring 2001 (not that it makes a difference), I was having a beer at soi katoey and this ladyboy kept insisting that she is a girl.. I kept smiling and telling her politely that i know she is a katoey and that I don't fancy ladyboys.. after a while, she pulled her panties down and told me, "look, I have pussy".. I was a bit pissed and had a king idea.. I stood up, pushed my equipment between my thighs, pulled my trousers and underwear down and told her, "look, i have a pussy too".. I think the only one who saw my stunt and didn't think it was hilarious was the ladyboy..

[mikegb]

Hi Jele,

Yes, those ladyboys will try anything to make you believe they are women. The only true way is by getting the hand right down the front of their knickers. Its crude but effective

One of the funniest/dirtiest things that I have seen was with my friend. We were in Soi Katoey and we had a lot of ladyboys around having a drink and a laugh. One of them kept showing us her 'real' pussy. The surgeon had made a very good job of it. The place was packed and a lot of other people having drinks were trying to 'peep' at the ladyboys twat. I bet my friend that he wouldnt lick the ladyboys twat. We gave 200 baht to the ladyboy, and they sat on a stool, hitched their skirt up and pulled their knickers off. They parted their legs wide, and my friend took a condom out his wallet, managed to place it on his tongue and went down on the ladyboy for about 20 seconds :p :p :p

There was grown men who nearly fainted.
It was on of the funniest things I had seen. As my friend finished licking, he rose up like a champion and spat the condom through the air!!!!! 'Oh ****, I thought. If this lands on anyone there will be BIG trouble'
Luckily it landed on the bar side next to a couple having a drink.

Now thats DIRTY!!

Dirty Mike

[jele]

hey mike..

Im not really surprised that most of the geezers at soi katoey were a bit wide eyed when they saw that.. it must be the central location of that soi that attracts the newbies.. i doubt that even half of the ppl having a beer there know that most of the girls are ladyboys..

[tintin]

Mike , everybody his choice! I tried LB once and I swear never again!

In my fantasy these are chicks with dic*s, but in real life, they are just guys!

Noop, it was fun to try once, but never could I forget the real thing: a women's pussy! Believe me I am a horny fellow, willing to try many things, done this done that!

But for LB, once is enough! Nothing against the lads that would see it as a turn on, but never, want to go for it myself!

A nice YOUNG girl (over 18, don't be scared!), nice little tit*s a REAL va*ina, and a small petite body, is all I need!

[Chiggerz]

Mike ,

where can i view the XXX pics?
Pls PM me!!

[Adrian]

Hey Mikey
Can you forward me the pictures too.
Thanks

[aussie dollar]

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