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12-05-2008, 11:58
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Full trip report (Nightlife part)
Well I am back in China now where I spend 3 months away from my home in the USA. Spent 3 weeks in Thailand of which 2 weeks in Patong. Thought I write down my experiences. I created two separate postings one for the General and one for Nightlife section.
The Massage Parlors About one in every 10 stores in Patong is a massage parlor. Pretty much anything is possible in these places except for the few fancy and expensive places. I went to those fancy places in prior years but I think they are not worth the money. At many places on the street you will get stopped by massage ladies, I actually enjoy this and play the game. Getting angry will make you look very silly, just be prepared to "waste" 30 seconds of your time "escaping" from them. Prices are typically 250 BHT for Thai massage. When I write this it is the beginning of the low season and already you can ask for 200 BHT at most places. Just ask for happy hour, good chance they'll make it happy hour for you. Happy hour in another way as well, basically I had a hard time finding a place where they are satified with giving only massage. One problem in many places is the low temperature, many seem under the impression that if the place is ice cold it is comfortable for the customer. Personally I prefer a more cozy temperature. First place I went was opposite of Christin massage, negotiated 200 BHT for Thai massage. Basically everything was on the menu and giving BJ's without condoms seems to be the norm in Patong. I think the first time I stayed 3 hours and went back twice. Another day I went next door, that strip has I think three different massage parlors and the experience was unreal. Talking about GFE! Another two interesting encounters were at a massage parlor on Rat-U-Thit road north off Bangla road. I saw two ladies, the first one was just great we had a very nice interaction going. The encounter with the second lady, the first had her day off that day, which was her roommate, was more complicated. This lady spoke very good English, she just finished her education in financials. I was interested in this lady but on a different level than others, she was quite eager to get along with the full menu, it is funny how they go leave and quickly come back presenting a condom, but I was more interested in looking at her, kissing, caressing etc. With her I clearly got ahead of myself, she did not open up to me. I told her so and she replied she hates doing this job. I was fine with that, I believe that forcing things will never work, we parted and I told her she should find a job in financials and quit giving massages. A day later I walked past the massage place and she saw me. Her reaction was rather surprising, she told me she is “happy now” and really wants to see me, yada yada. Ok, one hour massage. She was enthusiastic, and wanted to do everything. I told her yes but not here, in my hotel. In retrospect, I don't know why I said that, I could have had great sex with her. Anyway she hesitated, she had never done that, I left it at that. Some days later, one more time I saw her and asked if she wanted to go out dancing and then go to my hotel. I got the maybe's and not sure's, we never actually went. Opposite my hotel, the Lawan residence, on Rat-U-Thit road was a small massage parlor and haircut place where I went almost daily with the same lady for 2 or 3 hour Thai massage sessions. This was the only place where I had regular massage, not because nothing else was on the menu but because I also enjoy just Thai massage and nothing else. I got on friendly terms with this lady. Everyday I told her of my experiences on Bangla. Since we briefly met at Tiger when I was with my favorite BG, I asked her if she wanted to go out dancing with me. She agreed, she suggested Banana. We went there and after that we went to Tiger. We agreed this was going to be only dancing, nothing else. She and I had a great night and parted in the wee small ours. The day after I had massage with her again and halfway she pretty much gave herself to me. I just could not do it, I thought it would not be fair to her, I am having a vacation and fun with butterflying and do not want to break any hearts or want to be heartbroken myself. We parted as friends. Dancing Barfine a BG, go dancing, then spend the night at the hotel, and then say goodbye after waking up. That is the formula that worked best for me. I am not into the holding hands at daytime, fine dining, shopping together, beach walks etc for the simple reason that I do want to have sex and fun but do not want romance and relationships with BGs. I find Tiger disco the best dancing place. They have a very good sound system, better than Tai Pan or even Banana. But one problem with Tiger is that after 1 AM it is loaded with people, hard to find a place to dance. There are many Thai ladies, FLs but also BGs with days off or friends of BGs. I had great fun in meeting them. If you want to make them happy buy them a bottle of whiskey for 550 BHT, they get a bottle of Coca Cola and some ice and have a ball. Some of them drink whiskey with Coca Cola like it is water. One time they got me really drunk on whiskey, which basically caused me to non-perform at the hotel later on. I also visited Banana with the massage lady I mentioned above, pricey, a bit more classy, it is more of a classic disco kind of place. It definitely has the better dancers, and I think it is a better place if you have a date or girlfriend since there is far less FL activity. The music to my taste is better in Tiger. Went to Tai Pan one night and the music is older. The Beer Bars Visited only the ones on Bangla road. It is great fun cruising through the Sois on Bangla. Be prepared to be stopped, dragged, coerced or anything else by the persistent ladies to pay a visit to "their" bar. If you want to have fun, play the game, don't get angry but instead resist weakly, say you are just passing through, or that you are looking, meeting someone, or make up something funny. Tell them you might come back to their place, but be honest don't make any promises you do not intend to keep. On my first bar visit I got stopped not by any of the BGs but by seeing a dancer I liked in Soi Tiger. All the BGs tried to hit on me but since I was interested in the dancer I did not have any eyes for them. One in particular was really trying to get my attention, but no I was interested in the dancer. She would not go though. On the following day for a long time a BG from that bar who was in her mid 30s sat with me and we sort of connected. She told me that the dancer was hired only for dancing and that she did not go with customers. This turned out to be true, I went many times to this bar and she never interacted with the guests except for a thank you when she was offered a lady drink. Anyways, I took this lady I connected with for the night. We had a good time although she was a bit subdued, introvert. On the third day I still was not prepared to give up on the dancer but to no avail, she would not go. Later that night the lady who two days before was all over me came to the bar on her day off, she also had another lady friend with her who apparently was not a pro. Anyways they had great fun and I kind of hooked up with her friend. And then I thought it would be fun to invite both ladies for the night. Well they were in for it and there was no bar fine since the one lady had her day off and the other was not a pro. I thought everything was good until a fellow BM told me that the BG I took the first time was getting angry at the two ladies and me! You have to understand I was new to this scene and I did not know any of the dynamics between BGs. Anyways, mad or not we went and had a great night between the three of us. Funny thing happened in the middle of the night, someone was trying to open my hotel door. I did not lock so he got in seeing three naked people on the bed, you should have seen the look on his face. He proclaimed: "this is my room", I replied no this is my room. I looked at his key and indicated he was on the wrong floor. Later one of the ladies told me she was afraid it was the first lady from the bar. Anyways from that day on I kept going with the lady who was initially all over me. She turned to be a great fun lady with lots of energy who really liked sex with me. Last edited by Older man : 12-05-2008 at 22:44. 
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12-05-2008, 12:13
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Continued....
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One night I wanted a change of BGs since I went with the last one a few times already. I went to Soi Eric and picked up a very cute and young BG in her early twenties. It was a big disappointment, she spoke almost no English but even with that I simply could not connect emotionally with her and I am sure she neither could with me. We had OK sex but nothing compared to my favorite BG. That same night, I thought I give it another time with another new BG. I went back to the bar on Soi Tiger and picked another lady in her late twenties, in the mean time I sort of made up with the lady who was mad at me. We went dancing in Tiger, but at one point it hit me, this BG was simply too skinny, not healthy. We went to the hotel and she started arguing for ST, while we agreed on LT. I cannot take BS much so I gave her a 300 BHT thank you for the dancing and left it at that. I still was not sleepy so I decided to find my favorite BG again. I found her and, big mistake, told her of my experiences of the night. Well she was not amused, she was really mad. I tried to woo her by telling her she was really my favorite but she simply did not want to be number three. She told me just give me 20 BHT for the motorcycle taxi and she would leave. Well I am not the kind of person who likes to make enemies so I tried to convince her to stay. After a lot of talking she said, “I want 2000 BHT”, I typically give 1500 BHT LT. I said OK, and we actually had a fun night. Next night I figured let's try something experimental and try a ladyboy. I am not homo or bi sexual but I think one ought to try something at least once. I noticed a Chinese looking “lady” frequently dancing on the plateau at Soi Crocodile who works at the bar on the right side of the plateau. I asked her to come to my place and we agreed on a price which was pretty reasonable. At the hotel we did some kissing and caressing and I wanted to see how long we could keep the “you woman me man show up”. Well I can tell you it is hard since she was a pre-op. She told me she worked to finance her sex change. She gave me a BJ and a HJ and that was pretty much it, she asked if I wanted to do ana l sex but I told her I was not interested in that. All in all an experience that I do not regret but not likely will repeat. Another day I had an encounter with a BG in her mid twenties also from Soi Eric. I asked her if she liked dancing and her answer was yes. So I had a drink, offered her a lady drink and off we went to Tiger. Well she did not move at all and after 10 minutes in Tiger she wanted to go to the hotel. Now notice that I agreed on LT with her and told her I wanted to dance first and then go to the hotel. Eventually she figured out I was not happy at all with her and she just left which was just fine with me. After that I looked for my favorite again. Next day again with my favorite, who had no problems with me telling her about my lady boy experience, in fact it quite amused her. This time I thought it better not to mention the encounter with the BG from Soi Eric given her reaction the first time. We hit it off pretty well the following days until the last night where we both kind of made a few mistakes, she got a bit too mao mao while I was too picky with offering some tequila when she temporarily wanted to go down to the bar she worked to make a picture with me. We had a bit of a drama at the hotel, she actually left and refused to take any money from me but to my surprise she knocked on the door 15 minutes later. We made up and had great sex. I really had a great time with her and she with me, she often called my name during the highpoint of the deed. Memorable Moments: Too many but here are some: - GFE sex with one who really could not get enough of it - Hearing “Hello Welcaaaaaaaame” - Hearing “Bangla boxing stadium ......” - Best song: I want to love you - Akon ft Snoop Dog - Having Sate at Savoey - "You Aussie Mate!" with an Australian accent from a Nepalese Perhaps a moderator can merge them (the total report was slightly over 10000 characters so I could not post it in one posting). Last edited by Older man : 12-05-2008 at 22:50.
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12-05-2008, 12:15
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Good Report Old Man. Like yourself, I prefer to spend a few months of the year in China these days, but posts like these makes me feel overdue for a trip back to Phuket.
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12-05-2008, 15:46
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Good report!
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12-05-2008, 20:28
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Great report, Old Man. I agree with what you were saying about Tiger. The one downside tho is they play the same set of music every night. Could perhaps do with different theme nights maybe during the week... Although, it is busy every night so why should management change this!
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13-05-2008, 00:19
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You did well Old Man but you need to tell us which bar this lady works at that "only dances" as there really is no such thing in Patong. If you remember a while ago another BM was 100% certain about a lady "only dancing' at a bar...of course he was wrong.
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13-05-2008, 02:35
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I couldn't help it but somehow the word underwear popped my mind reading your first sentence ;-) Good reports 
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13-05-2008, 03:05
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One of the best reports for a while - Thanks OLD MAN
Great reading and some good advice in there a few newbs should take note - I know I will. Thanks again Any Photos???
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13-05-2008, 03:12
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A great trip report. A good one for the newbies me thinks. Also had an experience with the ‘dark side’ and like you I found it an enjoyable experience but one I’m not sure I will repeat.
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14-05-2008, 17:19
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top report
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14-05-2008, 21:31
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Very nice and well written report Old Man. Especially the part on the massages.
Thanks for the efforts.
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18-05-2008, 15:21
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Good read old man, I have also had trouble between girls working at bars especially in karon beach where all the bars are in view of each other. I must be going into the wrong massage parlors because out of the few I have been in it didn't look like they had anywhere private to get your gear off and I'm sure the passers by don't want to see my naked ass through the window
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18-05-2008, 16:34
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Usually they have a second story, with mattresses on the floor, and curtains to partition them off, so you and your masseuse get some privacy. 
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19-05-2008, 11:28
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Good report mate... Yeah always good to find a good massage joint... well actually you found about 10... enjoyed the read!!
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19-05-2008, 13:37
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was that your first trip to los?
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 not funny if was the other girl. "not lock the door" are you crazy?Quote:
sounds like you had a good trip, did alot of butterflying, next trip bring a mask so you can stay under the radar, eyes will be on you everywhere, the bg network is quicker than any broadband in the world, i'm sure.
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19-05-2008, 14:10
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A very good balanced report- should be required reading for all newbies before they start in with questions on nitelife, going with girls, etc.
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