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Old 16-06-2008, 18:33
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Check what you are paying for?

Ok here is a funny one, I was with this Korean escort, and somewhere after doing the deed we get into talking and she tells me how she plans to save up enough money and open a botique aroma therapy and massage place in BKK (she is here on a student visa studying massage therapy and aromatherapy). Anyway I mention to her how I am planning to go to LOS and she says I should check what I am paying for in BKK coz often the girl is really a guy who has had the necessary adjustments made.

She stresses the need to be careful and insist on having the shower together as often the scam is to steal everything when you are asked to have a shower.

Where I was horrified was she said the only way to make sure was to check down there as natural ones are a whole lot different from man made. By now little Shaun has shrunk big time coz she just scared the bejesus out of me.

Somewhere after this conversation she moves on discuss the property market and how buying an apartment now would ensure atleast a 35-40% return on my investment (I know by now I am thinking I might as well have paid for a Financial review and jerked off on it).

Actully I did appreciate the advice, just would have preferred it over a coffee rather then in that situation.

But anyway is there any truth to this?
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Old 16-06-2008, 18:55
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Never been caught out with the lady being a dude but have been scammed whilst being in the shower. Went back to the room with two girls that offered me a very attractive offer for the night. Who was I to know while I was in the shower the other one was going through my pockets. I ended up paying them to give my mobile phone back. I was so angry since then have been put off threesomes.
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Never been caught out with the lady being a dude but have been scammed whilst being in the shower. Went back to the room with two girls that offered me a very attractive offer for the night. Who was I to know while I was in the shower the other one was going through my pockets. I ended up paying them to give my mobile phone back. I was so angry since then have been put off threesomes.

What have you learned from this? Well, always take both girls with you into the shower
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Old 16-06-2008, 19:18
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When you leave your hotel room when you go out,your valuables are locked in the safe.Other valuables like money,phone and money will be on you-so when you get back,just go into the bathroom with it or lock in the safe.
As for the LB issue,that has been discussed many times on the board.If it does happen to you-just live with it.55555555
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Old 16-06-2008, 19:19
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Your not wrong if there's ever a next time I will not let either of them far enough away to get up to any thing else besides that's what im paying for
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Old 16-06-2008, 19:57
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Never been caught out with the lady being a dude but have been scammed whilst being in the shower. Went back to the room with two girls that offered me a very attractive offer for the night. Who was I to know while I was in the shower the other one was going through my pockets. I ended up paying them to give my mobile phone back. I was so angry since then have been put off threesomes.

Hold on.. You caught them doing it.. but still paid them to give it back ??

Why didnt you just take it back ??
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Old 16-06-2008, 20:00
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must have been 2 very tall ladies!
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no tall ladies just two very shifty ones they were blaming each other and confused me they had hidden my stuff so after realizing that they were not going to give it back I had to offer money and eventually they did then i tried to snatch my money back but was too late. I got payed and was just too tired and had had a few by that time. Was a learning experience that's for sure
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What have you learned from this? Well, always take both girls with you into the shower

Nope, we have learned to take the mobile and other valuables together with 2 girls into the shower, combine safety and fun ;-)

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Your not wrong if there's ever a next time I will not let either of them far enough away to get up to any thing else besides that's what im paying for

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Your can ask the girls to Shower together (I know I did) But if they dont want to, and some Thai girls are shy about you seeing them nacked, well ask them to shower first and then put all your money, mobile and other stuff away and lock it up. A few times I was drunk and left money out, and when I returned it was still there. But this was with small ladies and not tall ones.... Cant answer about the tall ladies... sorry!!!!
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But this was with small ladies and not tall ones.... Cant answer about the tall ladies... sorry!!!!

I've just rung my mate who is a bit of an authority on all things tall and lady! He says there is too much paranoia about the 'taller' ladies.

He says he's never had a problem. Well, there was the one time in BKK when he got a little tipsy and on the back end of his divorce took three very tall 'ladeeeeez' to a ST loom and found that one of them had taken his jeans with her to the toilet and was having a bit of a rummage for small change........Lesson learned and it was a bit of a seedier part of BKK..........alledgedly of course! BUT! On thier own (He says) it hasn't happened since.

If you don't put temptation in thier way and imply that you may want to see them again (Advice from my mate obviously) then they usually want the repeat business with you and won't jeapordise that possibility by lifting a couple of hundred baht and your mobile phone from you bedside table........My mate said.
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I've just rung my mate who is a bit of an authority on all things tall and lady! He says there is too much paranoia about the 'taller' ladies.

He says he's never had a problem. Well, there was the one time in BKK when he got a little tipsy and on the back end of his divorce took three very tall 'ladeeeeez' to a ST loom and found that one of them had taken his jeans with her to the toilet and was having a bit of a rummage for small change........Lesson learned and it was a bit of a seedier part of BKK..........alledgedly of course! BUT! On thier own (He says) it hasn't happened since.

If you don't put temptation in thier way and imply that you may want to see them again (Advice from my mate obviously) then they usually want the repeat business with you and won't jeapordise that possibility by lifting a couple of hundred baht and your mobile phone from you bedside table........My mate said.

(YOUR MATE) seems very well informed...........555555555
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(YOUR MATE) seems very well informed...........555555555

Yep, but he worries me sometimes.
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